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When I had a pinched nerve I couldn't walk, I couldn't even crawl out of bed. Hope this helps OP.
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...hopefully neither of us loses our patients
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...I did swipe this prescription pad from one! Let’s get us some Oxy boiiiii 😁
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...I'll put my finger in your butthole for a dollar. ...I'm gonna need you to fill this receptacle with your cummies... erhm, semen, your semen, please. *opens mouth wide*
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Apr 11, 2019 03:08
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I do a bunch of heroin and perform my own surgeries 
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...I've gotten this far with YouTube tutorials, so here goes nothing.
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cinnamon rollout posted:When I had a pinched nerve I couldn't walk, I couldn't even crawl out of bed. Hope this helps OP. When I pinched a nerve I had the constant feeling of the muscle in my arm being ripped apart. Enjoy your nerves op, visit a bunch of doctors until you find one that knows how to do something other than just write prescriptions.
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Apr 11, 2019 03:25
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....uuh sir this is a McDonald's drive thru
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Apr 11, 2019 03:32
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TurboFlamingChicken posted:... $20 is $20.
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Paperboy posted:...I've gotten this far with YouTube tutorials, so here goes nothing. Alternatively: ...I’ve learned basic combat medicine from YouTube videos, so I’m off to Syria to be a medic!
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Colonel Cancer posted:I'm not a doctor but the man next to me isn't an anesthesiologist either. Classic.
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...my penis is inside of you ...your friend is dead ...I am bill cosby
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I'm not a doctor butt... I'm just some rear end in a top hat
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...I am an INTJ so I could probably do surgery.
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"im gay & a TV"
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I can see your tonsils through your gaping rear end in a top hat.
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...I will take your driver's license if you fail this eye test. For I am a cowardly pickpocket preying on the visually impaired.
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Antivehicular posted:... I am a real worm; I am an actual worm. It's this
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...I do believe the technical term is dickbutt syndrome.
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...I know you're faking everything and are a hypochondriac.
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...the hospital doesn't know lmao. So anyways, scalpel please
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...I gay one on TV
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...it helps! ...Hitler had some good ideas. ...come to the operating theatre in ten minutes for an rear end kicking. ...I play One on CD. No not the Beegees one - Creed. 3D Megadoodoo fucked around with this message at 14:52 on Apr 11, 2019 |
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... that was a real sedative.
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...ts!
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Apr 11, 2019 15:25
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You have AIDS
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... there's no way that's all cum.
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Apr 11, 2019 15:34
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... I play one in porn. Where's my comically oversized "syringe"?
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Apr 11, 2019 16:09
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...it’s obvious that you’ve got the rear end burgers.
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...seeing as how you're under 180cm it's my civic duty to assist you in euthanasia.
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t.
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I'm not a doctor, but as a certified homeopathic practitioner I'm even better. Now drink this and let me know how the cancer does.
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