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Caesar Saladin
Aug 15, 2004

Relayer posted:

No it's... I literally could not give less of a poo poo how tall the girl I'm loving is. Unless they're like 9 feet but that's just a physics issue.

But I'll wear heels anyway if she's not some kink shamer.

send me this 9 foot woman, send me this amazon so i can climb her like a mighty tree

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Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

I hosed my six foot one ex like I'd gently caress anyone else. Her long gangly rear end took a six and a half inch circumference dick like a champ. God damb she was fine. Lazy eye rear end Navy bitch, beautiful.

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

Caesar Saladin posted:

send me this 9 foot woman, send me this amazon so i can climb her like a mighty tree

haha

Mooey Cow
Jan 27, 2018

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Pillbug

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

I hosed my six foot one ex like I'd gently caress anyone else. Her long gangly rear end took a six and a half inch circumference dick like a champ. God damb she was fine. Lazy eye rear end Navy bitch, beautiful.

I like long butts and I cannot lie.

Like the man from Liar Liar, I literally cannot do it.

Valko
Sep 18, 2015

For all those guys out there who want to get snu-snu'd to death take a visit to N. Ireland.

I'm 6'2 and heavily built and I have met several women here who I could stand behind and you wouldn't even know I was there.

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GORILLA BASTARD
Jun 20, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Valko posted:

For all those guys out there who want to get snu-snu'd to death take a visit to N. Ireland.

I'm 6'2 and heavily built and I have met several women here who I could stand behind and you wouldn't even know I was there.

Lucky you. All the Irish girls around here are chasing BBC on the down low.

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