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gary oldmans diary posted:you mean that event that was based (with historical significance) on the idea of individual excellence and not on pretending to be a sport? why would we have to end that? Corporate greed and abuse of local labor pools, mostly. Also I want to like pro bowling but it's the same small group of people at the top for years and it's bs that you have to pay to practice. Look at how many of the top players lived next to an alley or their parents owned one. Wayne Knight fucked around with this message at 23:29 on Apr 13, 2019 |
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sports have to have a ball. bowling is a sport. croquet is a sport. long distance running is not.
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Apr 14, 2019 00:20
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WatermelonGun posted:sports have to have a ball. bowling is a sport. croquet is a sport. long distance running is not. til hockey isnt a sport but golf is??
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Apr 14, 2019 00:32
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500 good dogs posted:til hockey isnt a sport hockey is complicated it has a cylinder. i could see arguments either way.
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Apr 14, 2019 00:33
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*flips table no matter how good or bad I played*
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Apr 14, 2019 00:38
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according to the loose definition basically anything is a sport. i think its fair to not have everything a sport if there is a game with multiple rounds of play or points to win, with the teams (1 or more players) always involved in both offense and defense depending on which currently has the means to score, and the role of offense can be claimed by the defensive team through skillful play... it is a sport baseball bowling golf: no rugby soccer tennis air hockey: yes
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Apr 14, 2019 00:45
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gary oldmans diary posted:according to the loose definition basically anything is a sport. i think its fair to not have everything a sport baseball is a sport it even has ball in the name
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Apr 14, 2019 00:50
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its the sound of me changing the channel to a more interesting sport op
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Apr 14, 2019 00:51
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WatermelonGun posted:baseball is a sport it even has ball in the name
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Apr 14, 2019 00:58
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WatermelonGun posted:hockey is complicated it has a cylinder. i could see arguments either way.
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Apr 14, 2019 01:05
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Is car racing a sport?
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Apr 14, 2019 01:08
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Horse racing is a sport but horses do all the work!
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Apr 14, 2019 01:09
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Hairy Busey posted:Is car racing a sport? 
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Apr 14, 2019 01:12
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gary oldmans diary posted:if i said no today and stuck to it then one day i might not be able to say robot fighting is a sport Robot fighting is only a sport if it's a dude fighting a robot hth. Otherwise it's just nerd demolition.
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WatermelonGun posted:sports have to have a ball. bowling is a sport. croquet is a sport. long distance running is not. speaking as someone with at least 2 balls i can confirm that jogging is a sport
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Apr 14, 2019 01:19
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Colonel Cancer posted:Robot fighting is only a sport if it's a dude fighting a robot hth. Otherwise it's just nerd demolition.
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Apr 14, 2019 01:21
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Hairy Busey posted:Is car racing a sport? yes. tires are bouncy circles.
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Apr 14, 2019 01:22
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no balls in boxing, mma, k1 et al. Not sports, don’t see why robot fighting would be any different.
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Apr 14, 2019 01:23
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gary oldmans diary posted:robot fighting will be about 2 sentient robot slaves crying while fighting to the death. it will be americas favorite pastime from 2068-2141 during which time it will be decried as a sentience rights violation by the eurozone and space-china Nah I wanna see a dude fight that long neck robot, you know the one. Just giving it the elbow of the people, to the neck!!! All while it's chomping at him with razor sharp teeth and talons. This'll be the new gladiator sports and population control.
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WatermelonGun posted:no balls in boxing, mma, k1 et al. Not sports, don’t see why robot fighting would be any different. Uhm there's definitely balls in boxing and MMA you just can't kick em or smack them in the ground.
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Apr 14, 2019 01:27
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balls being deliberately excluded from play supports my definition
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Colonel Cancer posted:Uhm there's definitely balls in boxing and MMA you just can't kick em or smack them in the ground. I thought mma let you hit the balls
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Apr 14, 2019 03:47
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Mozi posted:who do you think you are?!? i am!!! lol that vid is never not awesome
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Apr 14, 2019 04:41
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It's the sound of me voting 1 on this thread and moving on OP
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Apr 14, 2019 05:38
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Hairy Busey posted:I thought mma let you hit the balls Imma hit you in the balls
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Apr 14, 2019 05:50
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Julius CSAR posted:Imma hit you in the balls Step into my ocatgon bitcb
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Apr 14, 2019 05:50
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This thread is getting out of control.
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Apr 14, 2019 05:53
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:This thread is getting out of control. BOOYAH!!!
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Apr 14, 2019 06:38
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Chinatown posted:BOOYAH!!! Please, volume
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Apr 14, 2019 06:49
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SeXReX posted:My balls are balanced to go straight down the middle of your mom's chin 
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Apr 14, 2019 06:55
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Lol
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Apr 14, 2019 06:56
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:Please, volume BOOYAH!!!!!
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Apr 14, 2019 06:57
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Chinatown posted:BOOYAH!!!!! MODS!!??
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Apr 14, 2019 06:58
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This man is my spirit animal. He should be played by Jon Glazer in a biopic.
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Apr 14, 2019 10:22
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:MODS!!?? BOOYAH!!!
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Apr 14, 2019 21:39
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SeXReX posted:My balls are balanced to go straight down the middle of your mom's chin
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Apr 14, 2019 22:03
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I like bowling. Fun stuff
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Apr 14, 2019 23:28
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Can't say no to a good bowl either
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They call me mary poppins cause I rose from the streets. Not a joke that line just rules.
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Relayer posted:They call me mary poppins cause I rose from the streets. Is that the sound you make when you release? Just screaming "I'm mary Poppins bitch" with every throw?
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