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Can't they just call it A Wind Of Winter for consistency smh
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# ¿ Apr 21, 2019 23:47 |
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# ¿ Apr 25, 2024 05:03 |
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Honestly at this point I wouldn't be surprised if they just forget about Cersei lmao
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# ¿ Apr 22, 2019 04:28 |
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They should bring Edmure back because a) people just kind of poo poo on him for no reason, like just because he can't hit a moving pyre at 200 feet doesn't mean anything, and b) Tobias Menzies is a serious hottie That serious hottie thing can be a problem for the show. Like, it took me a very long time to realize I'm not meant to want Dany to gently caress hot, gallant Iain Glen
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# ¿ Apr 26, 2019 00:08 |
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Its Coke posted:"The show was only good in the seasons that had a lot of children and mentally handicapped getting raped/killed" Thomas Sangster, Hodor, and Extra Stark all died in season 6 though
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# ¿ May 2, 2019 02:35 |
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The Night King is several thousand oil executives
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# ¿ May 4, 2019 04:34 |
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It would have been a lot better if the last shot of Lyanna was the giant walloping her off camera but that's emblematic of the larger problem with the episode imo
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# ¿ May 5, 2019 05:25 |
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It is kind of funny to read people trying to good-faith interpret anything about this dumpster fire season when y'all know in your hearts the only revisions any script got were "Is this gonna get me back home by 4?" and "can I fit one of my cool celeb buddies in"
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# ¿ May 18, 2019 06:47 |
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I forgot that the big plot of season 7 was "show the Lannisters a wight" as if that hadn't been tried already (and failed the first time due to Tyrion being a dickhead)
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# ¿ May 18, 2019 14:36 |
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Teketeketeketeke posted:Eh, 100% with you on 1 and 2, but as for 3 if you think they'll do anything but fail upwards Quantifiable proof D&D are way richer than Colin Trevorrow lol
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# ¿ May 19, 2019 15:14 |
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Roland Jones posted:Sansa feeding a man to his dogs doesn't get to be a triumphant, empowering moment either, even if said man was Ramsay Bolton. He who passes the sentence should swing the sword, right? Sansa demonstrated her weakness by not eating Ramsay herself. edit: Jaime's travels with Ilyn Payne were cool. I liked the idea that even though Jaime was well enroute to his redemption at the time, he still befriended a man who we see as monstrous from other characters' eyes. Mameluke fucked around with this message at 19:53 on May 19, 2019 |
# ¿ May 19, 2019 19:49 |
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Last minute reveal that Bran has been warging into everyone in turn all show to read their lines
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# ¿ May 20, 2019 03:03 |
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Do you think you can ski down the ruined Wall? Would be a totally radical ending for Jon imo
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# ¿ May 20, 2019 03:12 |
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The characters all grab their weapons, Jon's sword, Arya's sword, Sansa's titties
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# ¿ May 20, 2019 03:16 |
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Arya should've killed Dany imo, , but as a Faceless Man, and at the behest of the Citadel of Maesters who hired her to dispatch the last commander of dragon magic
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# ¿ May 20, 2019 04:09 |
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Just Chamber posted:Imagine having more episodes with Dany as ruler. Maybe Ayra attempts to kill her and is stopped and is about to be executed which forces Jon's hand. Maybe Sansa and the rest of Westeros sends an army to King's Landing to threaten her. Maybe Bran is the one to somehow convince Dany to chill the gently caress out with his magic powers and everyone suddenly sees how he could make a great King. More Emilia Clarke goosestepping around in leather to almost-synthy music
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# ¿ May 20, 2019 04:22 |
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Dany you shouldn't have killed all those slavers, you should have done...something! Slavery is wrong but killing? That's gone Too Far
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# ¿ May 20, 2019 14:36 |
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Surprised D&D didn't have Sweetrobin say he'd seitched from mother's milk to fight milk, as s reciprocation for their Always Sunny cameos
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# ¿ May 22, 2019 06:12 |
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Lol if you think King Bran is going to do anything other than warg into Meera and jerk off
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# ¿ May 23, 2019 14:41 |
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Stefan Prodan posted:no matter how it ends, this is like going off to college for most of them (the young ones anyway), and having it come to an end must be really sad. this is the first major show a lot of them have ever worked on, I'm sure they were like a family. I'm not surprised at all that it would be really hard on any of them to go their separate ways. Yeah OP i was so torn up by being done college that I had to go spend $4000 a day on "rehab"
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# ¿ May 29, 2019 15:48 |
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arisu posted:Honestly I like her more when she's being funny and charming than when she's being dramatic and stoic. Emilia Clarke's kind of like Jon Hamm in that they're known for one really big dramatic role but their life's calling is as an impossibly hot character actor in comedies
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# ¿ May 30, 2019 22:02 |
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Emilia Clarke as the Martha Wayne Joker, Chris Hemsworth as her Harley Quinn
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# ¿ May 30, 2019 22:38 |
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punk rebel ecks posted:The books sound even more edgelordy than the show. The books are insanely edgelordy, Bronn marries a minor character whose sole purpose is to be shat on by literally everyone else in King's Landing
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# ¿ May 31, 2019 18:31 |
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I'm not sure where it's coming from that people keep assuming GRRM's ending even really exists, inasmuch as he so often deems himself a "gardener" writer. Sure Bran's actor said in an interview that his character's ending came from GRRM, and other interviews said that Dany burning King's Landing was the third big twist moment, but is there anything that substantiates anything beyond that being in the books?
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# ¿ Jun 3, 2019 22:47 |
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"Love's Labour's Won WILL be released in 1605! Now to share all my bear-baiting opinions..."
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# ¿ Jun 4, 2019 18:28 |
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I like to think that Sam avenged his father and brother shortly before being himself executed for deserting the Watch
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# ¿ Jun 6, 2019 23:30 |
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Some Jeffrey Epstein type is going to get the Raff the Sweetling/Meryn Trant treatment real soon, I hope.
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# ¿ Jun 18, 2019 21:55 |
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Vinylshadow posted:Should've named the Yacht "Hold The Door" then crashed it so the name became "Hodor" once it crumbled like an accordion That only works with a tongueless billionaire lashed to the figurehead
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# ¿ Jun 19, 2019 20:53 |
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2019 - UNTITLED NY JETS BLOG POST 20XX - THE WINDS OF WINTER 2XXX - A DREAM OF SPRING
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# ¿ Jun 19, 2019 22:33 |
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Elephanthead posted:Hey what are we going to do with these horn plots? Screw that horn lets have 100% accurate giant cross bows on ships. Honestly, not as dumb as the people who think book Euron is going to steal some maester acolyte's tchotchke, blow it once, and that's what brings down the Wall
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# ¿ Jun 29, 2019 04:05 |
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They could have just arbitrarily cast each region in an ethnicity to get a diverse cast of Westerosi, rather than half-assing the Targaryen look and then never doing any of the other weird aesthetic choices from the books. The books make a big deal of how all the sigils, family resemblances, and coloured clothes help people identify eachother in an illiterate society, I wanted the Ramsay who wears red muscle fibre-textured armour and a blood-shaped earring, or the eldritch abomination that's Daario's hairdo
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# ¿ Jun 29, 2019 22:10 |
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I think this is the most appropriate thread for me to discuss my "they were all lying, Luke molested his nephew" theory now
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# ¿ Jul 2, 2019 21:45 |
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loving lol at nominating Melisandre for the season where she's in one episode rather than any of the seasons where she actually got to act and do things
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# ¿ Jul 16, 2019 17:27 |
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Blotto_Otter posted:Alfie Allen had three or four scenes of consequence before putting on a solemn look as a useless weirdo sent him to get unceremoniously stabbed to death. Yeah, that's the other one that stuck out to me. Then again van Houten and Allen both deserve the recognition, and I don't know if any of the ten seasons of Theon torture deserve that kind of legitimisation.
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# ¿ Jul 17, 2019 01:32 |
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Yeah reading that I instantly understand why Stannis sucks so much. If book Stannis sucks on the surface and only becomes a witty tactician upon close reading, what kind of character elements could possibly have survived filtering the book through DnD's minds and out their hands into this irreverent garbage?
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# ¿ Aug 1, 2019 20:09 |
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Mat Cauthon posted:The post-mortem video was very good but man it really makes me realize how many character arcs just got completely hosed and/or ignored and how much potential material was left to rot because D&D want to go make a Star War. Who got a decent arc besides Theon and Jorah? I can't think of anyone else who made it through unscathed. Tormund I guess? I did like sexy, sexy Jorah dying in his queen's arms, because ugly book Jorah (who lusts after Dany and Volantene hookers both because they resemble his ex-wife) will die without a thought from Dany
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# ¿ Aug 16, 2019 00:12 |
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Zane posted:she can create magical shadows out of nothing and raise the dead and live forever for all we know. then her great feat at the battle of winterfell was to inconsequentially light some stuff on fire and die. Honestly that's not entirely out of keeping with book Melisandre. Basically all of her miracles but the shadow babies (incinerating Orell, slaying Robb/Balon/Joffrey, her miscellaneous predictions to Jon/Stannis, burning Stannis's father-in-law for good wind) have alternate explanations. And once we get her PoV we realize she's not a powerful witch, but a passable witch who's an excellent cold reader.
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# ¿ Oct 29, 2019 22:01 |
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Yes but only the first two seasons and the one where they time travel, I think it's the fourth?
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# ¿ Oct 29, 2019 22:16 |
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It's incredible just how much of the magic in Game of Thrones could be replaced by a wedge
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# ¿ Oct 30, 2019 00:38 |
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Make it an anime, since it is about teenagers, blue hair, dragons, giant swords that glow, and rape
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# ¿ Oct 30, 2019 01:40 |
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# ¿ Apr 25, 2024 05:03 |
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The next Game of Thrones should be a sequel where Dr. Hannibal Lecter transplants Bran into a parking lot outside Baltimore and Will Graham follows the clues Hannibal left him
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# ¿ Oct 30, 2019 04:42 |