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Jul 18, 2004




Euron is great If you understand that the iron islands are the Florida of westeros. His costume should just be a beer stained wife beater.

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Jul 18, 2004




If Euron had a dog and told his guards to take off their shirts theres no way Yara would have been rescued.

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Jul 18, 2004




Someone remind me what happened with Bronn. All I remember is a scene of him pointing a crossbow at Jamie and Tyrion then leaving for some reason and that's it. The gently caress does he do afterwards

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Jul 18, 2004




Strom Cuzewon posted:

He threatens to kill them, they agree to double whatever Cersei is paying him, he fucks off, and as a reward for not killing them he becomes Lord of Highgarden(maybe?) and becomes Master of Coin despite being illiterate and having been previously established as not knowing, or caring, anything about finance.

Book Bronn is way better, where he becomes some minor lord in the rear end-end of nowhere, gets challenged to a duel (a loving joust!) by some other minor lord, and wins by skewering the guys horse with his lance and then slitting his throat after he gets thrown off.

hosed up if true

bronn basically turned into that dude from Idiocracy. Sure sure ill totally pay you 80 trillion dollars.....uhhh ..later.

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Jul 18, 2004




I love the Wire but it's nowhere close to touching The Sopranos in terms of acting, story, or anything really.

Other than the Marlo plot nothing in season 5 even needed to happen.

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Jul 18, 2004




Calaveron posted:

So how do they write a chronicle of all that happened and not mention the single handedly most influential man in the entire story

Its funny get it? Like a marvel movie! Audiences dont give a poo poo if things make sense as long as they hit those laugh beats. Why is this plot point happening? Who cares insert a dick joke

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Jul 18, 2004




Too bad ghislaine maxwell never got repeatedly shot with a crossbow like Ros.

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Jul 18, 2004




Sky Shadowing posted:

They paid Matthew Bellamy a presumably large sum to make a song all about "bring her back" with the goddamn resurrection prayer, and then... nobody's brought back.

What song is this and where is it?

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Jul 18, 2004




Should have called her Yarya

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Jul 18, 2004




Does he ever get a badass moment on the show? Both the mountain and Brienne knock him on his rear end. Jamie, Ned, Drogo, Bronn, Jorah, the hound, ect all get at least one fight to show their skills. Loras gets gently caress all.

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Jul 18, 2004




Bleck posted:

I remain hopeful that the ending of the books will be different enough that it'll fade the stain of the show from my mind

I'll find out in 2047 presumably

Is someone going to finish the series 26 years after gurrm dies?

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Jul 18, 2004




The Bee posted:

Everyone in GoT being made an adult was good for TV due to all the underage sex going on. But man does it make a lot of characters seem way more immature when you forget in the books they're literal teens.

Remake the show on The WB network. You can keep everyone young and dumb and only imply the underage sex without having to show it. Joshua (Pacey) Jackson can play Stannis.

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Jul 18, 2004




PJakes aka Preston Jacobs

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Jul 18, 2004




Remember when thousands of foreign sell swords took all the horses and peaced out of Stannis camp and noone did anything to stop them or even bothered to wake Stan the man up to tell him. Then just disappeared from existence

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Jul 18, 2004




Happy Thread posted:

Step 1: Be a faceless man
Step 2: Attack the iron bank, taking all the money that is still to be lended out. Now purchase an army,

I love how any of these merc armies still have credibility. Take money, leave when it snows. Take money, switch sides to get laid. Take money, die immediately 20 sec into the fight.

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Jul 18, 2004




mastershakeman posted:

plus a giant (that could have been written to be the answer to ramsay not coming out) being 100% useless and not even bothering people that thought it was a legend

An unarmed giant that just kinda flails his arms around randomly. Doesnt he at one point grab a 12ft long pike/spear and then just casually toss it aside instead spearing people?

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Jul 18, 2004




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Jul 18, 2004




Conleth Hills reaction to everything being read is pure gold. I wish there was a shot of him reacting to the 800th dick and balls joke he had to read by season 8.

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Jul 18, 2004




I legit want to see the table read of the episode Selmy dies.

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Jul 18, 2004




The origin of the Others was poo poo tho. An elf kid stabs a guy in the chest. Them you kill them all by doing that again.

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Jul 18, 2004




I forgot about miracle horse out of nowhere.

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