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Mr. Smile Face Hat
Sep 15, 2003

Praise be to China's Covid-Zero Policy
Ask Erica,
"View my statement"

Our app is certified for an Outstanding Mobile Banking Experience

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Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Erica? Who's Erica!? Are you cheating on me!?!

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

State this bitch!!!

Second Hand Meat Mouth
Sep 12, 2001

Wanna eat a State Mint. Wonder what state would taste best.

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

State this bitch!!!

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

State this bitch!!!

"this bitch!!!"

Mr. Smile Face Hat
Sep 15, 2003

Praise be to China's Covid-Zero Policy
Is this thread servicing you well?

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
i dont use that part of the app op i just press the buttons

OMFG FURRY
Jul 10, 2006

[snarky comment]
Customer service.

*dialing 0 over and over*

CUS-TA-MER SER-VICE.

Fallows
Jan 20, 2005

If he waits long enough he can use his accrued interest from his savings to bring his negative checking balance back into the black.
Uhhh honey how come you used your visa at a bar downtown last saturday night? I thought you went to your sisters to take care of her cat?

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005
I FUCKING HATE POOR PEOPLE BUT I LOVE BEING FUCKED IN THE ASS and having two dishwashers in my CONDO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I keep getting explained the features of Erika and they all seem way more difficult than just clicking a button in the app? Why would I want to chat with my bank balance, it's right there when I open the app.

Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019




Why yes, I'll be sure to pay this in full a few months from now!

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

screamin and creamin posted:

Is this thread servicing you well?

Yes actually

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

State this bitch!!!

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

I'm Erica

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

I'm bitch

Im Ready for DEATH
Oct 5, 2016

Please for the love of god click this link to switch to paperless, that way we save money and you get absolutely nothing for it

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Im Ready for DEATH posted:

Please for the love of god click this link to switch to paperless, that way we save money and you get absolutely nothing for it

Yeah gently caress that imo. If we are destroying the ecosystem anyways, no half measures binch!

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

Please switch to paperless. Those bastards at pitney bowes really have us over a barrel. switch from something that has worked for 100 years to our new paperless system run with our ftp server made in bulgaria and a scheduled task written by a guy who watched a guy program in powershell once

Hairy Busey
Jan 5, 2019

by FactsAreUseless
Is Erica related to Erin Esurance? drat that bitch was fine...

OMFG FURRY
Jul 10, 2006

[snarky comment]
heres my statement!

*farts*

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Erica is an angel and that's illegal

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.
Them: Please please please for the love of God switch to paperless! We want you to so bad! Also, uh, it'll be good for, uh, the environment! Yes, that!

Me:

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981


Greetings bitch. How may I help you today, bitch?

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

Greetings bitch. How may I help you today, bitch?

Haha whoa Robert Englund posts here

Hairy Busey
Jan 5, 2019

by FactsAreUseless
Bring back Erin Esurance

Mu Zeta
Oct 17, 2002

Me crush ass to dust

This is why I'm dumping Bank of America and switching to a credit union for my checking needs.

Shadow0
Jun 16, 2008


If to live in this style is to be eccentric, it must be confessed that there is something good in eccentricity.

Grimey Drawer

Hairy Busey posted:

Bring back Erin Esurance

She works for Starfleet now:
https://memory-beta.fandom.com/wiki/Erin_Esurance

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
goddamnit honey have you been buying crypto again?! the kids need food!

Relayer
Sep 18, 2002
Great, I've made the change. Your wife's new legal name is Targus Targus.

Second Hand Meat Mouth
Sep 12, 2001


what the gently caress

20 Blunts
Jan 21, 2017
statement ending date 4/20 :cool:

The Cubelodyte
Sep 1, 2006

Practicing Hypnolaw since 1990
Grimey Drawer
* pockets $10 million in reduced labor and equipment costs *

* charges you “convenience” fee for the privilege of fattening CEO’s wallet *

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
I know i'm poor, why do they have to rubber stamp a big red "LOL" on the statement

tangy yet delightful
Sep 13, 2005



500 good dogs posted:

what the gently caress

"she ordinarily plays the role of a spy cum insurance sales person"

just happening to use latin here, nbd

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord

OMFG FURRY posted:

Customer service.

*dialing 0 over and over*

CUS-TA-MER SER-VICE.

*Shouts "agent" several times into phone*

gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler
Pillbug

500 good dogs posted:

Wanna eat a State Mint. Wonder what state would taste best.

Mintana

green chicken feet
Nov 5, 2015

spray-paint the vegetables
dog food stalls
with the beefcake pantyhose
Grimey Drawer
Mintesota

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!
A-rica? What the hell kind of name is that?

menu

menu

MENU

MEN..YOU

goddamn it. You used to be able to get a real person on the phone!

*this post brought to you by the Boomer thread*

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Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004

Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates
College Slice
Erica is the name of my mattress

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