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Manifisto


list the first five thread concepts that come into your head

there are no wrong answers

GO!!!

my turn:

1. steven the brick goes on holiday
2. pet names for your parasites
3. why don't ears have shoes, those would be pretty useful
4. what to expect when you're expecting to birth a mindless horror that will devour the world
5. the next avocado toast

oh god

well, you'll almost certainly do better

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Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


1. daddy culture
2. erotic fanfiction about the crisp clean taste of sprite brand lemon-lime soft drink
3. law and order: special orders unit
4. criminal justice in the clown dimension
5. blog your day: tell us about your day in emoji


lol but

body is a dinosaur
activate god mode and then

1) merge all the star trek threads
2) give the star trek thread its own sub
3) star trek
4) star trek
5) babylon 5 (which is star trek)

Luvcow

One day nearer spring
1. american pickers guys are the only people left after the apocalypse but keep doing their show despite having no audience
2. bigfoot romantic novel covers
3. dogs
4. mechanical mice
5. cigarettes but for kids

vanisher

1. photoshop your av into an easter scene
2. Crab Adventure 3
3. Fish Adventure
4. Ask: where did I put my keys?
5. Lets market products to gamers



Sig images courtesy of the talented Luvcow, Dumb Sex-Parrot, & Death Sext

Goons Are Gifts

1. too lost to post
2. the meaning of the word "cha-ching!"
3. karaoke sing thread, no lyrics, just posting the melody via text
4. why are beards inherently funny
5. itt we are judges in a grand jury trial but the jurors keep requesting weird things


Korean Boomhauer
1. Who can draw the best boobs/butt/ding dong/hoohah without looking
2. City name jokes (butt Montana, etc)
3. Funny computer game mod ideas and then someone goes and makes one of them for real
4. Dookie jokes
5. “Ironic” furry thread

Macnult

1. the game of talisman I played last night where I was a thief and got drunk at the tavern for several turns and then almost won the game
2. how do charge Nintendo switch with phoen charger
3. thinking up the next best fad diet
4. my cat stole my computer and I need technical help with my new computer
5. we take poems by Pablo Neruda and make them all about butts

redm


1. somebody help me get this piano down the stairs as quietly as possible
2. crayons but theyre made out of ear wax and all of them are one color (the color of ear wax)
3. jerry seinfeld goes trick or treating as an adult
4. where the wild ding dongs
5. itt we are still waiting for the dragons to show up in game of thrones


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Stoner Sloth

1. pairing different strains of weed with foods in the same way as people do with wine but the snobbery associated with it is in this case only for laughs
2. The Chillympic Games
3. The thread thread, for work shopping thread ideas. I can't stop saying thread... this is a nightmare!
4. BYOB Horror Thread for insane and horrific yet funny things/ideas/images that pop into your head while chillin'
5. What animal would you most like to get stoned with?

e: Thread thread is a bit of a cop out so also: Post the laziest thing you've ever done thread

Stoner Sloth fucked around with this message at 01:47 on Apr 15, 2019







sigs by the awesome Manifisto, Vanisher, City of Glompton, Pot Smoke Phoenix, Nut, Heather Papps,Prof Crocodile, knuthgrush, Ohtori Akio, Teapot, Saosyhant, Dumb Sex Parrot, w4ddl3d33, and nesamdoom!! - ty friends!

google THIS

PYF intrusive thoughts

Alternative things to sit on

Still a weed virgin, thread for weed virgins

Another ichthyosis thread but I actually plan it out and put effort into it this time

Those disgusting hidden valley ranch commercials, except for other products

Manifisto


google THIS posted:

PYF intrusive thoughts

Alternative things to sit on

Still a weed virgin, thread for weed virgins

Another ichthyosis thread but I actually plan it out and put effort into it this time

Those disgusting hidden valley ranch commercials, except for other products

bonus points for actually making the thread!

excellent job so far everyone

enough good thread ideas and maybe byob won't be deleted tomorrow!


ty nesamdoom!

canyoneer


I only have canyoneyes for you
1. a star wars spinoff tv series where the main character is an actuary for the empire's insurance provider
2. im getting really tired of these dolphins and dogs that are smarter than me and keep rubbing it in my face
3. picky eater health conscious vampires who only drink blood from vegans
4. new scent ideas for bleach like nacho cheese, cool ranch, or pool party
5. requesting a very specific balloon animal

Karate Bastard

1. Why is it that the archetypal dipshit is always named "Carl"? Shut up Carl
2. Good usernames thread, like "discount hetfield"
3. Socially smoooth moments that you've had
4. Hamburger
5. Milk

I lost track what were we talking about again?

Drink-Mix Man

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

1. Names for new states
2. What if paper was made of human skin
3. I have a Coke bottle in my butt, AMA
4. Repurposing pop songs as commercial jingles
5. Appropriating the cultures of sci-fi aliens

blaise rascal

"Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke of Pearl...."
1) spaghetti westerns, but with county fair competitions (three legged race, spoon carry, etc.) instead of shootouts
2) communist crunk rap. bling needs to be evenly distributed, etc.
3) a nytimes lifestyle article: “The Simple Joy of Responding to a Thread Without Reading It”
4) the mtg logo looks kind of like a spork
5) In the land of the blind, you don’t really have to bother cleaning your room. Nobody cares


ty vanisher, ty khanstant

Karate Bastard

In the land of the blind you can crap anywhere

take the moon

by sebmojo
-a thread where you discuss the finer points of baby eating cuisine
-a thread for photographing stuff yr cate knocks off a high place
-a thread where you trip report catnip from a cates perspective
-a thread where you brew like five kinds of tea in a single cup then close your eyes and try to type words describing the taste
-a thread where you walk in a graveyard and take pix of the coolest graves and most inspirational quotes

not so hot but thats why i dont make threads lol

Luvcow

One day nearer spring

Karate Bastard posted:

In the land of the blind you can crap anywhere

"michael you know i can still hear you right? and now you're giggling... michael please don't take a poo poo in my living room again."

alnilam

1) your trip becomes real and when you come down you have to deal with the consequences
2) the beetles
3) the world of the commercial for crossfire (you'll get caught up in the) but for real
4) building a deep fanfic universe around the lyrics from fastball's hit song The Way
5) pierogis, dumplings, knish, pasties: the pouch food thread



ty manifisto

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


1: hamburger hand-me-downs
2: All About Schmidt, but Schmidt is not there and is never mentioned
3: not enough people own personal blimps
4: a weed computer?
5: I love all meats, but I do not love this pizza

alnilam

I just looked up the music video for The Way and it is so beautifully weirdly late 90s

https://youtu.be/X5jlTlUTWfQ

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


alnilam posted:

I just looked up the music video for The Way and it is so beautifully weirdly late 90s

https://youtu.be/X5jlTlUTWfQ

a blaste from the paste

Scaly Haylie

1: lovely power rangers
2: weed through the ages
3: what if crabs had legs
4: what's robotnik smiling about
5: byobattlebots

Stoner Sloth

Lizard Wizard posted:

5: byobattlebots

i like this thread idea though i imagine they wouldn't be doing much battling, just enthusiastically greeting and appreciating each other before chillin' and smoking some weeds and maybe postin funny poo poo.







sigs by the awesome Manifisto, Vanisher, City of Glompton, Pot Smoke Phoenix, Nut, Heather Papps,Prof Crocodile, knuthgrush, Ohtori Akio, Teapot, Saosyhant, Dumb Sex Parrot, w4ddl3d33, and nesamdoom!! - ty friends!

super sweet best pal

1. Go outside, photograph some animal, post.
2. Theorycraft what if 90s portrayals of future cyberspace had become a real thing by now. What would BYOB be like?
3. The Negative. A secret cabal dedicated to targeting users and reuploading their avatars with inverted colors.
4. We make contact with another world, teach them how to chill.
5. The saga of WordCount. An internet Bad Boy who contributes nothing save the word count of the OP.

Scaly Haylie

Stoner Sloth posted:

i like this thread idea though i imagine they wouldn't be doing much battling, just enthusiastically greeting and appreciating each other before chillin' and smoking some weeds and maybe postin funny poo poo.

:thejoke:

treasure bear


:prepop:

Manifisto


super sweet best pal posted:

1. Go outside, photograph some animal, post.

we have some really solid thread concepts in here but let's not let this one in particular escape


ty nesamdoom!

redm


alnilam posted:

I just looked up the music video for The Way and it is so beautifully weirdly late 90s

https://youtu.be/X5jlTlUTWfQ

this is one of the songs I always skipped to when I listened to my copy of the first edition of "NOW thats what i call music" when i was a kid. I can't remember what edition theyre up to at this point but I think its somewhere in the 700s.


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Peanut Butter

Wee mannie

Manifisto posted:

we have some really solid thread concepts in here but let's not let this one in particular escape

:yeah:

Stoner Sloth


lol fair point - was a bit high to be posting me thinks.

Manifisto posted:

we have some really solid thread concepts in here but let's not let this one in particular escape







sigs by the awesome Manifisto, Vanisher, City of Glompton, Pot Smoke Phoenix, Nut, Heather Papps,Prof Crocodile, knuthgrush, Ohtori Akio, Teapot, Saosyhant, Dumb Sex Parrot, w4ddl3d33, and nesamdoom!! - ty friends!

The Yellow Sign
1. Golf but an unnaturally tiny man runs and kicks the ball if you take to long.
2. Everyone takes turns writing the page of a script.
3. What would clothes think after a long day in the sun?
4. A world where everybody's name was Johnathan "insert full name here" Williams.
5. Harmless commercials that terrified you as a child.

deep dish peat moss

1) top 10 reasons I regret not being an Ancient Egyptian Slave
2) Starting tomorrow killing bugs and vermin has a chance to drop powerups
3) Science Fiction about bread-based spaceships
4) Wet Nightmare summoning and resurrection circle
5) Hip artisians in the year 1100 making kitschy and bespoke ancient tools and travelling to a stonepunk convention

deep dish peat moss

6) Good usernames for an accidental bed wetting support group forum like dry_little_dreamer

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs

deep dish peat moss posted:

6) Good usernames for an accidental bed wetting support group forum like dry_little_dreamer

latex_sheets_ftw420

saucyseadweller

So Damn Saucy
1. ww2 but with cats and dogs.
2. Birds trying to understand gravity.
3. Rewinding videos as a form of time travel.
4. Mosquitos drinking bloody marys at a bar.
5.Blue's clues but it's done in a noir style

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


prepuce repurposed posted:

latex_sheets_ftw420

that's just kink


Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


saucyseadweller posted:

1. ww2 but with cats and dogs.
2. Birds trying to understand gravity.
3. Rewinding videos as a form of time travel.
4. Mosquitos drinking bloody marys at a bar.
5.Blue's clues but it's done in a noir style

blues clues noir is my jam


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