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Nooner
Mar 26, 2007

AN A+ POSTER (:

Like think about it, someone has to hold the record for most cocks sucked right? Who do you think it is? Someone from modern era? Or like some ancient Egyptian mother fucker just going to town on everyones weener? I heard Reagans wife was pretty infamous for smoking pole, do you think it was her? The world may never know. Think about that for a minute

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Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie


It's you,OP.

hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010



Salad Prong

yeah op, people from ancient times were all gay. i bet they sucked a ton more dicks than us.

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012



probably king leonidas from 300

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012



the title of the movie is in reference to how many dicks he sucks

EorayMel
May 29, 2015

You got the fluffy kitty kitty!

Hell Yeah posted:

the title of the movie is in reference to how many dicks he sucks

What about that dude from the movie 2012?

hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010



Salad Prong

EorayMel posted:

What about that dude from the movie 2012?

the real prophecy is that if you suck 2012 dicks the world will end

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?


10000 (BC)

youre dick
Jan 29, 2019


Nooner posted:

Like think about it, someone has to hold the record for most cocks sucked right? Who do you think it is? Someone from modern era? Or like some ancient Egyptian mother fucker just going to town on everyones weener? I heard Reagans wife was pretty infamous for smoking pole, do you think it was her? The world may never know. Think about that for a minute

which web forum has collectively sucked the most cock? law of averages says Reddit because of the userbase but SA is going to punch above our weight im sure!

Hammerite
Mar 9, 2007

And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.


Jade Ear Joe

hemale in pain posted:

the real prophecy is that if you suck 2012 dicks the world will end

really? did they say when?

Chrs Gry
Sep 21, 2015




10000 Big Cocks

Chrs Gry
Sep 21, 2015



Be cool if there were world rankings. Like who’s sucked the most dicks this year? Who’s generated the most poop per volume? Longest time jerking off?

Rent-A-Cop
Oct 15, 2004

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!

Chrs Gry posted:

10000 Big Cocks
Cocks were bigger in caveman days because they were all keto.

Mammoths were full of big dick energy.

gey muckle mowser
Aug 5, 2003

Do you know anything about...
witches?


Buglord

hemale in pain posted:

the real prophecy is that if you suck 2012 dicks the world will end

does it have to be in a row?

Zeluth
May 12, 2001
Probation
Can't post for 3 days!


Oven Wrangler

This is beyond the 1 vote.

unpleasantly turgid
Jul 6, 2016

say loli again. i dare you.


idk man i'm deffo up there. don't sleep on the turg

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.



Illegal Hen

Nooner posted:

Like think about it, someone has to hold the record for most cocks sucked right? Who do you think it is? Someone from modern era? Or like some ancient Egyptian mother fucker just going to town on everyones weener? I heard Reagans wife was pretty infamous for smoking pole, do you think it was her? The world may never know. Think about that for a minute

Your mom.

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ArmZ
Jun 5, 2004

You are what you want.





Grimey Drawer

Rent-A-Cop posted:

Cocks were bigger in caveman days because they were all keto.

Mammoths were full of big dick energy.

that's why they were hunted to extinction, slowed down by their chungus dicks

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless


Pillbug


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/One_Million_B.C.

ops moms biography movie

Xtra Innings Lovin
Nov 11, 2016



Probably that pornstar Houston who did like a 600 man gangbang. I’ve heard of sloppy seconds but sloppy 600ths?!

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

"The A+ TCC poster
you did nazi coming."





Pretty sure it has been well established that the answer is Nancy Reagan.

Stabby McDamage
Dec 11, 2005



Doctor Rope

My bet is these ladies. Amsterdam prostitute twins who retired at age 70 after 355,000 men.

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.


i;m ritturded

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squid pro quo
Nov 11, 2018


What if you sucked one enormous cock?

Xtra Innings Lovin
Nov 11, 2016



squid pro quo posted:

What if you sucked one enormous cock?

What’s people’s definition of enormous? I’m at a minimum, twice as big as a gorilla. And gorillas are big strong primates after all

Nooner
Mar 26, 2007

AN A+ POSTER (:

Nefarious 2.0 posted:

i;m ritturded

Krycek
Apr 25, 2014



Hair Elf

squid pro quo posted:

What if you sucked one enormous cock?

The whole thing, or just the tip? This is important

youre dick
Jan 29, 2019


squid pro quo posted:

What if you sucked one enormous cock?

Perhaps total amount of cock sucked should be expressed in length. For example, when ur mum bounced up and down on my 10" 150 times, that counts for 125' of cock sucked.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Stabby McDamage posted:

My bet is these ladies. Amsterdam prostitute twins who retired at age 70 after 355,000 men.



Gives us all something to aspire to.

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

#essereFerrari


henry kissinger

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


DoctorGonzo posted:

henry kissinger

Most sexy name on the most unsexy man.

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

A Little Known FACT: Burger King's Bacon King is superior to the Baconator.


Stabby McDamage posted:

My bet is these ladies. Amsterdam prostitute twins who retired at age 70 after 355,000 men.



I wonder at one point they decided to start keeping count.

WatermelonGun
May 7, 2009


Stabby McDamage posted:

My bet is these ladies. Amsterdam prostitute twins who retired at age 70 after 355,000 men.



would

Sid Vicious
Jan 1, 2017

Father of two, less mature than the baby


It's Three Olives

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012


Gravy Boat 2k

King Dong ain't got poo poo on me!

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots

Buglord

Nooner posted:

Like think about it, someone has to hold the record for most cocks sucked right? Who do you think it is? Someone from modern era? Or like some ancient Egyptian mother fucker just going to town on everyones weener? I heard Reagans wife was pretty infamous for smoking pole, do you think it was her? The world may never know. Think about that for a minute

I think the "geeks" who bit off chicken heads for old timey carnivals fit the bill.

youre dick
Jan 29, 2019


Sid Vicious posted:

It's Three Olives

too obvious

Cannon_Fodder
Jul 17, 2007

"Hey, where did Steve go?"
Design by Kamoc

Why, the blowjob queen of Hollywood!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nancy_Reagan

Blowin' Frank Sinatra errday
https://www.nytimes.com/1991/04/07/...eagan-says.html

Cannon_Fodder fucked around with this message at Apr 15, 2019 around 17:22

Avery Moore
Apr 11, 2019

by R. Guyovich


Stabby McDamage posted:

My bet is these ladies. Amsterdam prostitute twins who retired at age 70 after 355,000 men.



Awh! What an inspirational story! ^_^

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Avery Moore
Apr 11, 2019

by R. Guyovich


Does it have to be human penis though? I've heard there's parts of China where eating dog-penis is considered a delicacy... Does that count?

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