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ClamdestineBoyster posted:That’s like 20 dicks a day for 50 years, I’m callin bullshit. 355k dicks a year for 50 years would be 7100 dicks per year. There are approx 250 working days in a year, that is, ignoring weekends and holidays, so ~29 dicks a day. If you work eight hours and can bring a dude to climax in 15 minutes that basically puts you on pace. It would take hard work and dedication but it's absolutely achievable. I believe in the horny grandmas.
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Apr 16, 2019 16:56
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Arrhythmia posted:355k dicks a year for 50 years would be 7100 dicks per year. There are approx 250 working days in a year, that is, ignoring weekends and holidays, so ~29 dicks a day. If you work eight hours and can bring a dude to climax in 15 minutes that basically puts you on pace. It would take hard work and dedication but it's absolutely achievable. I believe in the horny grandmas. Yeah and I mean when you think about it that’s only 13 air tights  a day so it’s not totally unreasonable they could pull that off and have some free time to play scrabble or bingo or whatever. 
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Apr 16, 2019 17:26
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So those all ladies only sucked cock or there is a premature ejaculation problem on that country? The numbers dont add
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Wait, I'm reading here in the latest archeological papers that it was actually Charlemagne's friend Roland who sucked the most cock, with 1,042,155 confirmed sucks. According to most estimates that beats Borgia by at least 50,000. At least 200,000 of those are estimated to have been balls deep anal blowjobs. I don't know what that is, but I also don't want to know what that is.
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Apr 16, 2019 17:57
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Is ejaculation required for a confirmed suck? I mean, if you just need to wrap your lips around it for a few seconds seems like you could get through quite a few cocks very quickly. Just line em up and wheel by on your knees on one of those roller boards mechanics use.
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Apr 16, 2019 18:43
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Arrhythmia posted:355k dicks a year for 50 years would be 7100 dicks per year. There are approx 250 working days in a year, that is, ignoring weekends and holidays, so ~29 dicks a day. If you work eight hours and can bring a dude to climax in 15 minutes that basically puts you on pace. It would take hard work and dedication but it's absolutely achievable. I believe in the horny grandmas. 355k is probably their combined totals. And why ignore weekends? Hell, those are prime dick sucking days.
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Apr 16, 2019 19:30
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:Is ejaculation required for a confirmed suck? I mean, if you just need to wrap your lips around it for a few seconds seems like you could get through quite a few cocks very quickly. Just line em up and wheel by on your knees on one of those roller boards mechanics use. The mental image of this got me lmao
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Apr 16, 2019 19:51
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I think the more important question is who was the physically largest cocksucker? Can we confirm whether or not Andre the Giant and Hulk Hogan boned down?
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Who What Now posted:I think the more important question is who was the physically largest cocksucker? Can we confirm whether or not Andre the Giant and Hulk Hogan boned down? Maybe Robert Wadlow took a wad, low?
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Apr 16, 2019 20:02
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Nooner posted:The mental image of this got me lmao (Johnny opens the doors to an impatient titlicker and E.B.) Dan: Mayor. E.B.: August commencement to my administration... Stand stymied outside a saloon, beside a degenerate titlicker. ... (Titlicker comes out with his hanky to his mouth wiping it clean) E.B.: I begrudge that pervert his capacity for happiness. I do.
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Apr 17, 2019 01:25
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the real heroes are out there working the glory holes every day, rain or shine.
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Apr 17, 2019 01:38
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Jeza posted:355k is probably their combined totals. And why ignore weekends? Hell, those are prime dick sucking days. If it's their combined total than it's super achievable. Grandma doubters BTFO
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Apr 17, 2019 01:49
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LOVE LOVE SKELETON posted:the real heroes are out there working the glory holes every day, rain or shine. This one time around Christmas I went to the local glory hole and the gal working it, well, she was so taken with the Christmas spirit. At least, I think she was. I never did see her face but I definitely felt the tickle of a fake Santa's beard around my own special package
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Apr 17, 2019 02:25
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Everyone always asks who's the biggest cocksucker. No one ever asks who's the fattest cocksucker. (b/c we know it's op's mom)
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Apr 17, 2019 02:40
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Haha imagine sucking hundreds of cocks haha I bet that’s a trip lmao so many dicks haha I wonder what it smells like haha
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:Haha imagine sucking hundreds of cocks haha I bet that’s a trip lmao so many dicks haha I wonder what it smells like haha So tell us, you tease.
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Apr 17, 2019 14:46
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it's betty white
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Nigmaetcetera posted:it's betty white would
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