I love Supreme pizza

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Resting Lich Face: This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.

Sure it costs like five times as much but it comes with a cool sticker for my car/macbook/forehead/whatever so I can show how cool I am.

# ? Apr 16, 2019 18:12

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# ? Apr 20, 2024 00:36

problematic hug

Resting Lich Face posted:

Sure it costs like five times as much but it comes with a cool sticker for my car/macbook/forehead/whatever so I can show how cool I am.

:obelisk:

# ? Apr 16, 2019 18:52

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

I mean sure, I know it's a brand and all but you gotta admit that they make great shoes if you let the pizza dry out on your bedroom floor first. Hell, some guy yelled SWEET KICKS across the street from me when he saw my Supreme branded pizza stuck to the bottom of my feet.

# ? Apr 16, 2019 19:41

FutonForensic

I saw Greg wearing a Supreme Pizza Patch on his varsity jacket, and I know for a FACT he's celiac. STOLEN VALOR

# ? Apr 16, 2019 21:21

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

FutonForensic posted:

I saw Greg wearing a Supreme Pizza Patch on his varsity jacket, and I know for a FACT he's celiac. STOLEN VALOR

# ? Apr 16, 2019 21:22

Putty: HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

Supreme Pizza increases your health regen by 5% per stack

# ? Apr 16, 2019 21:22

Goons Are Gifts

Putty posted:

Supreme Pizza increases your health regen by 5% per stack

Also it regenerates your health and your mana at the same time!!

# ? Apr 16, 2019 23:44

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

FutonForensic posted:

I saw Greg wearing a Supreme Pizza Patch on his varsity jacket, and I know for a FACT he's celiac. STOLEN VALOR

Yo yuh bruh, he's told me it was GF!!!

# ? Apr 17, 2019 00:50

google THIS

Oh, you like Supreme pizza, huh? Name three toppings.

# ? Apr 17, 2019 05:37

Resting Lich Face: This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.

problematic hug posted:

:obelisk:

sweet YV avy btw

# ? Apr 17, 2019 06:10

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

We laud and magnify you, O Supreme Pizza, that thou wilt be gracious unto us before your crusty countenance, amen

# ? Apr 17, 2019 07:02

Jellidelic

google THIS posted:

Oh, you like Supreme pizza, huh? Name three toppings.

eggs, weed, uuhh

# ? Apr 17, 2019 07:31

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

The pizza guy arrives in an audi r8 to deliver my platinum edition executive pizza

# ? Apr 20, 2019 17:44

treasure bear

im going to ask for the special pizza with a wink and see what happens

# ? Apr 20, 2019 17:47

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

I will have the SUBLIME pizza

# ? Apr 20, 2019 17:51

treasure bear

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

I will have the SUBLIME pizza

theyre going to put lime on a pizza to troll you!!!

# ? Apr 20, 2019 17:52

ghost emoji: oooOooOOOooh

i accidentally ordered a subprime pizza and now my credit's hosed

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# ? Apr 20, 2019 18:18

Resting Lich Face: This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.

ghost emoji posted:

i accidentally ordered a subprime pizza and now my credit's hosed

# ? Apr 20, 2019 19:31

google THIS

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

I will have the SUBLIME pizza

I don't practice Margherita

# ? Apr 20, 2019 19:52

cda: by Hand Knit

One pie to rule them all...

# ? Apr 20, 2019 20:09

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

The Pie, The Witch and Your Wardrobe: An xHamster Production

# ? Apr 21, 2019 00:36

alnilam

google THIS posted:

I don't practice Margherita

# ? Apr 21, 2019 02:09

canyoneer: I only have canyoneyes for you

google THIS posted:

I don't practice Margherita

# ? Apr 23, 2019 06:22

joke_explainer

It simply sounded like the best option, right? But things can be too grand. The doorbell rang, and rang again three times in succession. I opened the door, and the pizza guy was shaking with apprehension. I caught his eyes and I couldn't parse that complex transaction, as he gestured the box forward. Light poured from the cracks in the cardboard? -- was it cardboard, and not finely chiseled marble, or something even grander? -- I took the box, the weight bearing down hard on my hands and my heart. The world receded from view as I reflexively fell to my knees. I slowly lifted the cover, and a sevenfold star of radiance shone out, thirty or forty meters on each side. The box was no longer in my hands, the terrible majesty of this Supreme in complete control as time seemed at a standstill.

# ? Apr 23, 2019 08:41

Slush Garbo: FALSE SLACK
is
BETTER
than
NO SLACK

google THIS posted:

I don't practice Margherita

# ? Apr 23, 2019 12:28

canyoneer: I only have canyoneyes for you

stop! in the name of lunch

# ? Apr 23, 2019 16:19

alnilam

canyoneer posted:

stop! in the name of lunch

# ? Apr 23, 2019 16:23

Goons Are Gifts

canyoneer posted:

stop! in the name of lunch

# ? Apr 23, 2019 16:55

google THIS

canyoneer posted:

stop! in the name of lunch

# ? Apr 23, 2019 17:03

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

joke_explainer posted:

It simply sounded like the best option, right? But things can be too grand. The doorbell rang, and rang again three times in succession. I opened the door, and the pizza guy was shaking with apprehension. I caught his eyes and I couldn't parse that complex transaction, as he gestured the box forward. Light poured from the cracks in the cardboard? -- was it cardboard, and not finely chiseled marble, or something even grander? -- I took the box, the weight bearing down hard on my hands and my heart. The world receded from view as I reflexively fell to my knees. I slowly lifted the cover, and a sevenfold star of radiance shone out, thirty or forty meters on each side. The box was no longer in my hands, the terrible majesty of this Supreme in complete control as time seemed at a standstill.

As when Arjuna beheld Krishna in his infinite glory, thus was joke explainer and the pizza

# ? Apr 23, 2019 19:32

google THIS

Oblivious delivery guy: Somebody order a pizza?

Cabal of hooded cultists: A PIZZA.

# ? Apr 24, 2019 13:42

alnilam

lol

# ? Apr 24, 2019 14:18

ghost emoji: oooOooOOOooh

google THIS posted:

Oblivious delivery guy: Somebody order a pizza?

Cabal of hooded cultists: A PIZZA.

# ? Apr 24, 2019 22:10

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# ? Apr 20, 2024 00:36

Resting Lich Face: This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.

My cult can't afford pizza right now since we just spent our treasury on sweet new Supreme-brand ritual garb but you've gotta be hip and fashionable to entrap impressionable youths in fanatical alt-religion these days.

Resting Lich Face fucked around with this message at 00:16 on Apr 25, 2019

# ? Apr 24, 2019 23:39

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