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Thanks for spoiling the movie in the thread title, JERK!!! 
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Big Beef City posted:Coward bunghole dude 
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Apr 16, 2019 23:12
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avengers 1 was fine didn't see no. 2 the last one was good because a bunch of people died and there were finally stakes this one will probably be bad because it will be so busy undoing what the last one did right that it won't have time to be its own enjoyable movie
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Apr 16, 2019 23:15
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What the gently caress the good guys win that is just, that doesn't make any loving sense. The good guys never win.
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Apr 16, 2019 23:15
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Best Bi Geek Squid posted:avengers 1 was fine Maybe you did see 2 and forgot about it? I saw it in the theater and I barely remember anything about it.
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Apr 16, 2019 23:17
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Yeah I've seen Age of Ultron at least 4 times and I don't remember anything about it
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Apr 16, 2019 23:20
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Xtra Innings Lovin posted:Maybe you did see 2 and forgot about it? I saw it in the theater and I barely remember anything about it. lol no I don't think I saw it. when I saw the new one i didn't know who the gently caress the robot with the stone in his head was. so the fact that they didn't just throw him into the sun didn't make any loving sense
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Apr 16, 2019 23:25
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For anyone who missed it before it was taken down, the video shows Ant Man making only his cock grow so he can gently caress Black Widow from a distance to save the universe
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Apr 17, 2019 00:19
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and wow - with them all going back to hawkeye's house to chat again - that was an amazing climactic setpiece
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Apr 17, 2019 00:39
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Which Spiderman is Thanos
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Apr 17, 2019 00:39
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This is okay I guess but it lacks the humor and creativity of the hit anime series Mob Psycho 100.
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Apr 17, 2019 00:43
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:Antman crawls up Thanos rear end. Gameover buddy. i read some weird book as a child that featured ants crawling up a bird(s?) butt and explicit ant sex scenes all told from a first ant perspective. no way i am googling any of that
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Apr 17, 2019 00:44
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Linux Pirate posted:Yes, and they battle the street sharks but then fight along side one another after splinter delivers a poignant haiku. Do not fight, turtles The sharks are loving JAWSOME I made a funny!
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Apr 17, 2019 01:09
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lol but seriously posted:i read some weird book as a child that featured ants crawling up a bird(s?) butt and explicit ant sex scenes all told from a first ant perspective. no way i am googling any of that what loving book is this
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Apr 17, 2019 01:10
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Bird and fish sex is kinky af cause the cloaca is the vag the butt and the urethra so it's like triple penetration
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Apr 17, 2019 01:34
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star war beta max posted:Which Spiderman is Thanos Purple Spiderman
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Apr 17, 2019 01:36
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Sid Vicious posted:Purple Spiderman I can't handle all these spidermen!
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Apr 17, 2019 01:51
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KillerJunglist posted:I can't handle all these spidermen! 
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Apr 17, 2019 01:55
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WatermelonGun posted:what loving book is this i am not certain but the amazon extract strongly suggests to me that it was "Empire Of The Ants." it was originally in french, which explains everything
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Apr 17, 2019 01:58
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Xtra Innings Lovin posted:Doesn’t Disney own aliens and predator now? A Predator should make a cameo imo If Disney owns Voltron have him show up too. Maybe Optimus Prime. Just Ready Player One it for the whole movie.
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Apr 17, 2019 04:52
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Who are they avenging in the first place anyway?
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Apr 17, 2019 04:53
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Linux Pirate posted:Who are they avenging in the first place anyway? Movies that had actual plot and confused them.
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Apr 17, 2019 05:00
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That Twitter thingie is not available no more. This turns the smiles upside down.
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Apr 17, 2019 05:01
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"information wants to be free" --Aaron Swartz in taking down the "Avengers: Theranos" spoiler video the Disney Marvel Fox company is kicking sand in the face of the corpse of Aaron Swartz, The Internet's Own Boy, and personally i am disgusted. first Julius Assange gets arrested and now this? a bad month for the Freedom of Information and the Cyberverse all around.
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Apr 17, 2019 14:37
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Linux Pirate posted:Who are they avenging in the first place anyway? The spirit of free enterprise, murdered by Disney.
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Apr 17, 2019 14:55
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Bonaventure posted:"information wants to be free" --Aaron Swartz
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Apr 17, 2019 15:04
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you fucks! how could you! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3dvj3JIIxhI
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Apr 17, 2019 18:28
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Who What Now posted:Ant man is bullshit because they said he retained his mass and strength, but if that were true every single one of his punches would blast straight through a dude's skull like a bullet. It’s loving stupid bc if he did retain mass he’d have immediately have floated off into the upper atmosphere immediately that one time he went super huge
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Updated this to true cinema discusso standards: " "information wants to be free" --Aaron Swartz in taking down the "Avengers: Theranos" spoiler video the Disney Marvel Fox company is kicking sand in the face of the corpse of Aaron Swartz, The Internet's Own Boy, and personally i am disgusted. first Julius Assange gets arrested and now this? a bad month for the Freedom of Information and the Cyberverse all around. " - Slavoj Zizek 
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Apr 18, 2019 23:23
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Who What Now posted:Ant man is bullshit because they said he retained his mass and strength, but if that were true every single one of his punches would blast straight through a dude's skull like a bullet. Yeah and get this, when daffy duck gets shot with the shotgun it just spins his beak around, but the more I think about I realize that in actuality, it would kill him.....
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Apr 18, 2019 23:27
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Is loki still dead? The only one I really care about is that day drinking twink who likes opera. Goddamnit make a second Ragnarok. that was actually decent and not some stupid gloom and doom bullshit like all the rest of these drat comic book movies.
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Apr 18, 2019 23:29
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Malcolm Turnbeug posted:It’s loving stupid bc if he did retain mass he’d have immediately have floated off into the upper atmosphere immediately that one time he went super huge Now hear me out. A Pym particle actually has three axes to it
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Apr 18, 2019 23:31
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I missed the video; do they beat Thanos by punching him in his blue wiener, like how they beat Dr Manhattan in the DC universe?
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Apr 19, 2019 00:16
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KillerJunglist posted:I missed the video; do they beat Thanos by punching him in his blue wiener, like how they beat Dr Manhattan in the DC universe? Dr. Manhattan and Thanos get into a really intense frot off and the heads of audience explode at climax
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Apr 19, 2019 00:23
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They should actually do the ant man rear end explosion thing. Make thanos explode in a shower of gore. Disney has the clout to press for a lower rating than anyone else would get for doing it. It would become an instant classic/iconic moment of blockbuster entertainment and would be a surprise for everyone, as even if someone spoils it you won't believe them.
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Apr 19, 2019 00:45
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Moon Atari posted:They should actually do the ant man rear end explosion thing. Make thanos explode in a shower of gore. Disney has the clout to press for a lower rating than anyone else would get for doing it. It would become an instant classic/iconic moment of blockbuster entertainment and would be a surprise for everyone, as even if someone spoils it you won't believe them. Hahah please stop suggesting good ideas actually they go back in time to stop Thanos before he gets the stones
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Apr 19, 2019 01:06
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Pretty bold of them to go with the plot of back to the future too
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Apr 19, 2019 01:08
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bring back kat dennings
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Apr 19, 2019 11:17
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They should do the antman explosion thing but he should go up thanos' dick instead
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disney making billions of dollars from a movie thats just a giant retcon is funnySeXReX posted:They should do the antman explosion thing but he should go up thanos' dick instead it could be any orifice, even a pore on his skin, but people just want to see one man in another mans dick or rear end
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