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The bee is the traditional goon mascot. Don't declare war on bees! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-m-0RlqMHM
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Jose Mengelez posted:narc spotted Whaaaaaat?! No! C'mon man. You know me better than that. All I'm saying is, If you or anyone here HAPPEN TO KNOW WHERE SOME EASILY ACCESSIBLE WOODEN STRUCTURES ARE LOCATED THAT BEES MIGHT BE ABLE TO FIND ARE, where THEY COULD BE FOUND? Like we're just talking, dude. You can just tell me. I really just like knowing THE EXACT LOCATION OF EASY TO BURROW INTO WOOD STRUCTURES WHERE I CAN LAY MY EGG CLUTCHES AND HOW TO FIND THEM, SPECIFICALLY. Like. Just talking like normal dudes do.
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Apr 17, 2019 21:48
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Bees still cool and good. Don't kill the bees.
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Apr 17, 2019 21:53
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Just some bees buzzin on the airwaves looking for some cheap wood snacks
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Apr 17, 2019 21:57
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I looked up some videos on youtube that show bees doing their communication dances, and tried to imitate these maneuvers in front of the workshop where they swarm around. I could perceive no response from them other than to hover menacingly around my head. Efforts to open a diplomatic channel remain unsuccessful. I see from a previous post that bugs don't like cedars. drat. Nevertheless, there are other conifers in the vicinity, as well as dead trees with no bark.
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Apr 17, 2019 22:00
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Zippy the Bummer posted:I looked up some videos on youtube that show bees doing their communication dances, and tried to imitate these maneuvers in front of the workshop where they swarm around. I could perceive no response from them other than to hover menacingly around my head. Efforts to open a diplomatic channel remain unsuccessful. Zipp-dog just lookin up how ta dance beezy
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Apr 17, 2019 22:03
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Maybe you need to make your workshop unappealing for the carpenter bees to call their home. Maybe some treatment of the wood to make it gross for them to burrow through. Or maybe have other, fancier bees move in and let their gentrification increase property values to the point the carpenter bees have to move out.
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Apr 17, 2019 22:08
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EorayMel posted:Is this a sequel to that one goon who trapped a wasp under a glass for the hell of it then it escaped when he wasn't looking? Why are there no answers to this? How could such a thing have happened? 
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Apr 17, 2019 22:11
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Android Apocalypse posted:Maybe you need to make your workshop unappealing for the carpenter bees to call their home. Maybe some treatment of the wood to make it gross for them to burrow through. Or maybe have other, fancier bees move in and let their gentrification increase property values to the point the carpenter bees have to move out. The wood is chemically treated with preservatives but apparently this doesn't bother them. The fancier bees (honeybees) stay in their nicer gentrified hives in the woods, the workshop is "the other side of the tracks" apparently
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Apr 17, 2019 22:20
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gently caress you bees rule
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Apr 17, 2019 22:32
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Use this: https://www.homedepot.com/p/Giles-and-Kendall-8-oz-Cedar-Oil-OIL008/203522859
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Apr 17, 2019 22:39
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Big Beef City posted:No lie 'copse' is one of my favorite words and I like using it. I thought a copse was managed woods for making straight poles? You're probably using it wrong. You bastard. (edit) I guess that is what it was originally. Now it's just trees.
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Apr 17, 2019 22:42
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The Dregs posted:I thought a copse was managed woods for making straight poles? You're probably using it wrong. You bastard. What did you think I thought it meant and how was I using it wrong? Ordering poo poo off the dollar menu or something?
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Apr 17, 2019 22:46
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If you're actually managing the woods to make straight poles..well, can I have one?
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Apr 17, 2019 22:48
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beez.... huts?!?
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Apr 17, 2019 22:50
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I thought I had bumblebees in the yard but then my six year old daughter pointed at it and said "silly dad, that's a carpenter bee!" She read a book at the library and is a bug expert now. In my case they seemed to be focused on one particular fascia, I sprayed it full of crap but we'll find out soon if I actually got them all or if a new batch is gonna hatch this spring.
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Apr 17, 2019 23:05
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P-Mack posted:I thought I had bumblebees in the yard but then my six year old daughter pointed at it and said "silly dad, that's a carpenter bee!" She read a book at the library and is a bug expert now. It was probably a ground bee and your child was wrong AGAIN
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Apr 17, 2019 23:07
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Failson posted:Use this: not sure how much i'll have to buy to coat all the rafters in the workshop but i will investigate this, thanks I emptied the bee trap this morning and it was nearly full again this evening. While effective, and working as advertised, it does not seem to be making a dent in their onslaught. I plan to get more traps
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Apr 18, 2019 01:15
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Replace bees with little robot bees. Bees are dumb and not complex. A person working a grocery checkout is more complex. If we can replace the checkout clerks with robots surely we can replace bees with robots.
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Apr 18, 2019 01:37
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:Maybe you should mind your beezness OP lol
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Apr 18, 2019 01:39
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Orchids trap bees in goo then deposit these big weird old pollen seeds on them meanwhile the bee is trying to get out.
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Apr 18, 2019 02:00
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WHAT THE gently caress is going on in here, carpenters are gentle beasts that excel in buzz pollination and can fly in cold or inclement weather that would knock lesser insects out of the sky. They are also extremely long lived for bees and have unique semi social nest structures- along with being smart enough to find their way home after being moved up to 7 miles away. You should be honored to share your lovely rear end house with them op wtf
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Apr 18, 2019 03:18
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Grem posted:Replace bees with little robot bees. The biggest problem is battery technology
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Apr 18, 2019 03:22
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Free Cheese posted:WHAT THE gently caress is going on in here, carpenters are gentle beasts that excel in buzz pollination and can fly in cold or inclement weather that would knock lesser insects out of the sky. They are also extremely long lived for bees and have unique semi social nest structures- along with being smart enough to find their way home after being moved up to 7 miles away. You should be honored to share your lovely rear end house with them op wtf This guy right here? This guy tucks in and kisses some serious bee.
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Apr 18, 2019 03:25
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Free Cheese posted:WHAT THE gently caress is going on in here, carpenters are gentle beasts that excel in buzz pollination and can fly in cold or inclement weather that would knock lesser insects out of the sky. They are also extremely long lived for bees and have unique semi social nest structures- along with being smart enough to find their way home after being moved up to 7 miles away. You should be honored to share your lovely rear end house with them op wtf so I should just let them get all up in my poo poo then? maybe i should let them make a "gallery" in my butthole and lay eggs there i mean why not, i'm not into that sort of thing but if the bees require it who am i to gainsay mother nature
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Apr 18, 2019 05:05
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Zippy the Bummer posted:so I should just let them get all up in my poo poo then? some on-brand posting from the guy who has the last silent majority av
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Apr 18, 2019 05:56
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Zippy the Bummer posted:so I should just let them get all up in my poo poo then? They sell kits to help foster bees, carpenter bees, actually. The kits have these little pre-bored holes for the bees to live in that are about the size of those thicker, nicer straws you get at some fast food places. Not like, boba-tea straws, just the nicer non-flexy kind. You know what I mean. Anyway where I'm going with this is, no reason to rush things and maybe hurt the bees or whatever. What you want to do is get one or maybe a few of those straws and start by getting those stuck up your bee-hole to get it nice and ready. Probably just keep them up there for a week, week and a half or two, and just try living a normal life like that. Whatever you do, just keep those straws wedged up your rear end and just go about your business like normal. Once you get used to it, then start inviting those bees to begin boring their future abodes in that money-maker of yours by waving it about for them where they normally live. Sometimes you need to make a real show of it, so some real vigorous and lively presentation is good, and make sure that there's plenty of lighting and exposure so they can see it from wherever they might be at the time, even if they aren't home at the time.
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Apr 18, 2019 06:14
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Zippy the Bummer posted:so I should just let them get all up in my poo poo then? Yes cuz gently caress you!!!
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Apr 18, 2019 06:19
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Big Beef City posted:Kiss every bee and tuck it into a tiny bee bed and tell it you love it i read every single post itt and this is easily my favorite
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Apr 18, 2019 08:01
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Big Beef City posted:They sell kits to help foster bees, carpenter bees, actually. The kits have these little pre-bored holes for the bees to live in that are about the size of those thicker, nicer straws you get at some fast food places. Not like, boba-tea straws, just the nicer non-flexy kind. You know what I mean. Anyway where I'm going with this is, no reason to rush things and maybe hurt the bees or whatever. What you want to do is get one or maybe a few of those straws and start by getting those stuck up your bee-hole to get it nice and ready. Probably just keep them up there for a week, week and a half or two, and just try living a normal life like that. Whatever you do, just keep those straws wedged up your rear end and just go about your business like normal. Once you get used to it, then start inviting those bees to begin boring their future abodes in that money-maker of yours by waving it about for them where they normally live. are you saying i should just give up trying to dance with them and instead entice them to live in my dead butt? Carpenter bees don't live in dead animals, this has already been established. I have tried many methods of trying to get them to leave in a peaceable way. These methods have all failed. I appreciate the effort you put into this post, though
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Grem posted:Replace bees with little robot bees. Counterpoint - people are actually dumb and by complex you probably mean melodramatic since most of human "complexity" basically boils down to that. It's much easier to replace humans with robots than it is something as useful as bees, look how many people get fooled by chat bots. Most people could be realistic modeled from a relatively small stock of banal phrases and porn searches. Plus a robot bee would have to be highly sophisticated in terms of sensors and the ability to fly with some measure of agility... meanwhile most people are clumsy fucks who don't even have pilots licenses. Bees also aren't destroying the planet's ecosystem to make crap that they don't need and won't make them happy. Face it, bees aren't the problem, they've never been the problem. Replace OP with a robot that likes bees is what I'm saying.
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Apr 18, 2019 10:46
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Grem posted:Replace bees with little robot bees. Bees can be taught to do math. Therefore, Bees are awesome. Source: https://advances.sciencemag.org/content/5/2/eaav0961
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Apr 18, 2019 14:38
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I like to punch bees right in their little b-balls. ...Do bees even have balls?
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Apr 18, 2019 14:48
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op you fool, bees have powerful allies. you have no chance https://www.pornhub.com/cares/beesexual  obeeously
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Apr 18, 2019 14:58
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Zippy is not someone I'd consider the bees knees 
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Apr 18, 2019 16:30
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gently caress anything that flies and stings kill em all, OP
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Apr 18, 2019 17:45
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I wonder how many people that are wildly against the OP protecting his assets actually own anything themselves or how hard they worked for what they own. If you don't like it petition your congressmen to set up a fund that protects both homeowner and bee Or, idk, don't choose the bee over the guy that is just trying to protect the integrity of his livelihood
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Apr 18, 2019 21:24
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 *slow heavy metal music*
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Apr 18, 2019 21:26
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Kill the gently caress out of those goddamned bees.
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Statutory Ape posted:I wonder how many people that are wildly against the OP protecting his assets actually own anything themselves or how hard they worked for what they own. Im petitioning every goddamn lawmaker in the US to keep you from posting again
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