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| Slim Jim |
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44 | 27.16% |
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26 | 16.05% |
| Alien Fresh Jerky.....BITCH!!!! |
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16 | 9.88% |
| Goku selling beef jerky and nuts on the side of a deserted highway |
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76 | 46.91% |
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i accidentally grabbed a tijuana mama yesterday but it's okay, it's still good
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Apr 19, 2019 16:07
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Salmon jerky is superior, but it's so tough to find a good one locally.
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Apr 19, 2019 16:33
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Has anyone made a joke yet about the OP sucking dick?
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Apr 19, 2019 16:38
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There are few pleasures greater than a single basic Slim Jim and a 22oz of whatever the gas station has after working all day in the summer.
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Apr 19, 2019 16:49
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Chinatown posted:tijuana mama That’s that lady with the Donkey show in Oaxaca, right?
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Apr 19, 2019 16:52
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A really good hot dog and a really good slim jim snap. Coincidence?
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Apr 19, 2019 22:48
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I ate a a slim Jim when I was in the us and it was pretty nasty. Pepperamis are a lot better. I do wish jerky was so widely available in the uk though
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Apr 19, 2019 22:50
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Jose posted:I ate a a slim Jim when I was in the us and it was pretty nasty. Pepperamis are a lot better. I do wish jerky was so widely available in the uk though Only the redneck parts of the Empire have a lot of jerky. If Rhodesia were still around I'd bet they'd have had zebra jerky at every corner.
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Apr 19, 2019 23:08
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Blue max butchery between Tacoma and Puyallup makes their own pepperoni sticks and they are like 8 for $6 and they are large and they are delicious that butchery is a tucked away gem
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Apr 20, 2019 00:41
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I bought some spicy Portobello jerky the other day. Pretty good.
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Apr 20, 2019 00:44
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if you all havent had carne seca jerky then you haven't lived. bar x brand best jerky in my life. melts in yo mouf http://www.barxbrand.com/
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Apr 20, 2019 00:49
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Hardawn posted:I bought some spicy Portobello jerky the other day. Pretty good. Tastes like a buncha hell no probably!! I was gonna make a Porta potty joke but couldn't come up with anything better than the hell no joke and one that wouldn't end with just getting a 'don't sign your posts' quote and I can't handle that right now alright!!
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Apr 20, 2019 01:11
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Slim Jims don't really "snap" anymore. I used to get these boxes of individually wrapped Slim Jim beef jerkies in the 90's when I would go with my mom to Big Bear. I remember that they were like, by today's standards, probably dangerously salty. Like, flat salt-flavored sticks with a little beef flavor. I don't think they make them anymore.
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Apr 20, 2019 01:22
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Astoundingly Ugly Baby posted:Slim Jims don't really "snap" anymore. You have to age them correctly. I find, in my cellar, the 17's are at peak tensile right now while the early 18's are getting really close.
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Apr 20, 2019 13:31
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King of Bees posted:You have to age them correctly. I find, in my cellar, the 17's are at peak tensile right now while the early 18's are getting really close. Back at a previous job we used to take breaks by walking over to the gas station convenience store and get cokes and such. Once someone got one of those big pickles and hid it in someone else’s desk. It became a thing to hide the pickle in people’s stuff. We ended up keeping that pickle for like 7 years. One day one of the original crew was leaving we decided to eat the 7 years old pickle. We dumped it onto a paper plate and cut it up with plastic knives. It ended up tasting like cardboard.
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Apr 22, 2019 07:21
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i am an expert on this topic
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Apr 22, 2019 09:00
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Guildenstern Mother posted:There's a dive bar I frequent that has a shot called a sandanista, its made from tequila, lime juice, Worcestershire sauce, pepper, and sriracha. For an extra 25 cents they'll give you a mini slim jim to stir it with. I like to stir, bite, shoot, and then finish the remaining slim jim.
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Apr 22, 2019 09:12
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Local Weather posted:I believe that Dr. Pepper is the only soda that still tastes good once it's gone a little warm, like not just cool, but warm like after it's been sitting in your car while you're at Target Hot Dr. Pepper (like warmed in sauce pan) is an excellent sore throat cure
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Apr 22, 2019 11:41
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King of Bees posted:A really good hot dog and a really good slim jim snap. Coincidence? What if in the middle of the hot dog was a slim jim?
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Apr 22, 2019 12:34
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The Bananana posted:Has anyone made a joke yet about the OP sucking dick? I wondered that too.... I mean we're talking about enjoying huge meat in your mouth right, and no quips? What gives
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Apr 22, 2019 12:34
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Miserable Maid posted:Hot Dr. Pepper (like warmed in sauce pan) is an excellent sore throat cure Dr. Pepper is cough syrup so that isn't surprising.
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Apr 22, 2019 12:37
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Universe Master posted:Dr. Pepper is cough syrup so that isn't surprising. gently caress yes
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Apr 22, 2019 13:14
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in Wisconsin slim jims are an afterthought since any halfway-decent gas station has a whole section of meat sticks and stuff straight from the farm, its p good cons: most everything else
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Apr 22, 2019 14:23
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Autistic Edgy Guy posted:in Wisconsin slim jims are an afterthought since any halfway-decent gas station has a whole section of meat sticks and stuff straight from the farm, its p good Yeah, other places have glory holes too you know.
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Apr 22, 2019 14:34
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Universe Master posted:Yeah, other places have glory holes too you know. There we go, that's the stuff.
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Apr 22, 2019 14:42
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tbh i'd really like osme jerky rn. why aren't there any fuckin jerky bars.
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Apr 22, 2019 16:32
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unpleasantly turgid posted:tbh i'd really like osme jerky rn. according to SA poster Universe Master "jerky" bars are quite common
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Apr 22, 2019 16:43
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Autistic Edgy Guy posted:in Wisconsin slim jims are an afterthought since any halfway-decent gas station has a whole section of meat sticks and stuff straight from the farm, its p good I get these beef and cheese sticks from the gas station all the time. They have pepperjack too.  Autistic Edgy Guy posted:cons: most everything else 
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Apr 22, 2019 20:36
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My grandfather was a hunter who made his own jerky. He told me gas station jerky like slims jims is garbage made out of assholes and lips and to never buy it.
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Apr 22, 2019 20:44
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thicc jims
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Apr 22, 2019 20:53
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Nooner posted:Alright OP we know stance on slimJim's, but how about gas station/liquor store beef jerky, like those big rear end strips of it by the counter for like $2 plain peppered or teriyaki they are hit or miss sometimes they are too tough and gristly but i fucks with them on occasion i go for the spicy ones
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Apr 22, 2019 20:58
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I got 4 bags of beef jerky yesterday from CVS for $3.79 each. They go on sale all the time. It's Gold Emblem, their store brand. It's not great but it's palatable for so drat cheap. A bag of Jack's Links this size would be $7.99.strange feelings re Daisy posted:My grandfather was a hunter who made his own jerky. He told me gas station jerky like slims jims is garbage made out of assholes and lips and to never buy it. That's part of the charm of Slim Jims!
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Apr 22, 2019 21:15
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I love buying horrible meat sticks and scarfing them down like a loving degenerate It's my hobby & passion
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Apr 22, 2019 22:43
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They are so greasy and delicious lol if you have some kind of weird hangup about eating assholes
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Apr 22, 2019 22:48
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Relayer posted:lol if you have some kind of weird hangup about eating assholes 
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Apr 22, 2019 22:52
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I went to the store the other day, and when I got back into my car I noticed the prick who had left their cart out had also left a big rear end bag of unopened jerky in it. Like those 15 dollar ones. There is nothing in this hell world better then a big rear end bag of free jerky.
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Apr 22, 2019 22:54
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Lol if you've never had the meat snus that comes in a dip can. You neophytes. You absolute meatless wasteland.
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Apr 22, 2019 22:57
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Big Beef City posted:Lol if you've never had the meat snus that comes in a dip can. You neophytes. You absolute meatless wasteland. I've been craving that lately. I love that you use it like dip and I just get a bunch of saltiness as I move it around my gums.
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Apr 22, 2019 22:58
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Bag beef jerky is the worst. You can make your own for double the cost and twenty four hours of your time.
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Apr 22, 2019 23:58
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Roundup Ready posted:I went to the store the other day, and when I got back into my car I noticed the prick who had left their cart out had also left a big rear end bag of unopened jerky in it. Like those 15 dollar ones. There is nothing in this hell world better then a big rear end bag of free jerky. One time I was going to Winco and some dude was peeling out in the parking lot with his car full of groceries and there was literally bags of jerky falling out of his car and a bunch more littered all over. There is nothing in this hell world better then a big rear end bag of free jerky.
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