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Jose Oquendo posted:I don't know if I can make it that long. Can you treat me instead? *smashes out my teeth with a hammer* Make my face pregnant
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Can someone please write me a prescription for assisted suicide?
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Apr 18, 2019 19:20
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I brought some extra in case you need a bigger sample *slams three full piss jugs on counter*
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Apr 18, 2019 19:25
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*doc notices my hand on his thigh during prostate exam* *inserts 3rd finger*
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Apr 18, 2019 19:31
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buglord posted:I’m back to feeling barfy, someone else be the doctor while I’m gone *Dr. B. McCoy exits the operating room covered in blood and smiling widely* Whose next?
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HugeGrossBurrito posted:i drank the wine and ate the cork and vaseline the bottle is jammed up my b hole but its rapidly filling with poop and im unsure how to proceed Clench your rear end enough and the glass will eventually just break. Shouldn’t be too hard to pick a few pieces of it out of your rear end while it’s still gaping. Make sure your film it and put it on the internet.
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HugeGrossBurrito posted:Your user name suggests you have experience in this. As usual the doctor doesn’t know what he’s talking about. Oh I’m sorry did you get your degree at Butt Medicine School??? .... no? Oh right, that was me! If the patient chews up enough glass with his rear end then eventually his bowels will become like a leathery rhino-hide, IMPERVIOUS to laceration. He can shove all the wine bottles he wants up there after that.
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Apr 18, 2019 20:08
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Wine bottle?
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SleepySonata posted:Doc please just fix my pooper It’s just got a little crack in it! *grabs your face and kisses you on the mouth* *laughs madly like Daffy Duck and bounces around the room* *pulls scalpel out of pocket and slits own throat*
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Cosmik Slop posted:The blood pressure, she sucks Blood pressure too high? Remove blood.
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RocktheCaulk posted:Hi doctor I have a good life, job, family, happy plump wife. But WIFE NO COOK GOOD! How can I remedy this. Sever wife. Regrow life.
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