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Blistex
Oct 30, 2003

Macho Business
Donkey Wrestler

Former DILF posted:

A bitcoin billionaire was walking around a Lamborghini dealership.

A salesman walks up and says to him “I bet you’re thinking about buying a Lamborghini”

The bitcoin billionaire replies “No, I know I’m buying a Lamborghini... I’m thinking about child porn”

"I'm so rich I could buy 12 Lamborghin's."
"Wow, that's impressive, I could never hope to afford more than one."
"Yup, I can write you a cheque right now and walk out with 16 Lamborghinis."
"Huh, I though that you said. . . "
"I don't know what I'm going to do with these 3 Lamborghinis.
"???"
"Do you know where the nearest Subaru dealship is? I'm in the mood for 2.5 Subarus."
"Uhhh"
"Never mind, can I borrow $3 for a bus ticket?"

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Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
King of Thailand is kind of a rad dude.

I'm starting to warm up to Thai drug laws too. Maybe we can try something like it here, but apply it fairly and get the guys behind the opiod epidemic

Blistex
Oct 30, 2003

Macho Business
Donkey Wrestler

Colonel Cancer posted:

King of Thailand is kind of a rad dude.

Agreed

Evil Agita
Feb 25, 2005

Lord Fool, give me another chance. I'll prove my strength to you!
I bet that crop top is super expensive

Away all Goats
Jul 5, 2005

Goose's rebellion

I don't understand the appeal of a seastead over just living on like a houseboat or something. I don't know enough about ocean life

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Can your houseboat stay in international waters and enable your illegal and immoral activities?

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH

Away all Goats posted:

I don't understand the appeal of a seastead over just living on like a houseboat or something. I don't know enough about ocean life

I'm sure it has something (nothing) to do with Admirality Law

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




Former DILF posted:

A bitcoin billionaire was walking around a Lamborghini dealership.

A salesman walks up and says to him “I bet you’re thinking about buying a Lamborghini”

The bitcoin billionaire replies “No, I know I’m buying a Lamborghini... I’m thinking about child porn”

:hmmyes:

Alien Sex Manual
Dec 14, 2010

is not a sandwich


Who cares about some libertarians getting beheaded when this guy exists??

have you seen my baby
Nov 22, 2009

The Royal Crop Top

Former DILF
Jul 13, 2017

his majesty's royal paunch

Korthal
May 26, 2011

Imagine if a Chinese couple did this 12 miles off the coast of Houston.

The Butcher
Apr 20, 2005

Well, at least we tried.
Nap Ghost
I'm the apparent lack of any lights or radar reflectors on the large stationary structure sitting in the middle of open water.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
No need for lights under martian law

Im Ready for DEATH
Oct 5, 2016

Korthal posted:

Imagine if a Chinese couple did this 12 miles off the coast of Houston.

I'd go visit them and drink beers on their rinky dink flotilla

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.

Imagine this guy personally overseeing your execution

Blistex
Oct 30, 2003

Macho Business
Donkey Wrestler

Labes for days posted:

Who cares about some libertarians getting beheaded when this guy exists??

Posting that photo (which the government says is a photoshop) can actually land you in jail in Thailand. Also there is a video floating around of the (now) King playing Phil Collins during his birthday while his wife is made to parade topless in a G-string while their staff wait on them.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

EorayMel posted:

Imagine this guy personally overseeing your execution

He isnt overseeing, he is the executioner and sentence is death by piledriver mother fucker

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010

Blistex posted:

Posting that photo (which the government says is a photoshop) can actually land you in jail in Thailand. Also there is a video floating around of the (now) King playing Phil Collins during his birthday while his wife is made to parade topless in a G-string while their staff wait on them.

It's good to be the king

SeXReX
Jan 9, 2009

I drink, mostly.
And get mad at people on the internet


:emptyquote:
Oh I just can't wait to king

Brute Hole Force
Dec 25, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Blistex posted:

Posting that photo (which the government says is a photoshop) can actually land you in jail in Thailand. Also there is a video floating around of the (now) King playing Phil Collins during his birthday while his wife is made to parade topless in a G-string while their staff wait on them.

Dude needs to get his empire game on and annex the US, sounds like he knows how to throw a proper party unlike the orange taffy rear end.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

Turrurrurrurrrrrrr posted:

Should just do it in Gulf of Mexico, but those international waters probably have permanent cia torture platforms. I mean in the end it's all the same, but I can't see any international waters near Thailand.

Then you just end up next door to rowdy mercenaries who attach a balloon to your rear end to draft you.

Killswitch
Feb 25, 2009
No way “medical research” doesn’t mean bigger dicks on Thai ladyboys

Hairy Busey
Jan 5, 2019

by FactsAreUseless

EorayMel posted:

Imagine this guy personally overseeing your execution

He looks like someone got a little wild with the create-a-character and he rules

Hairy Busey
Jan 5, 2019

by FactsAreUseless

Evil Agita posted:

Lol the King of Thailand wears crop tops, has sleeve and back tats, made his dog the air mashal- then made the queen go topless and act like a dog at his dogs extravagant birthday party while filming it. That video is on the internet, idk how it got uploaded but you'll probably get killed trying to watch it in Thailand.

Link plz

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
want that link

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
Need to j/o to some queen tiddie, if cant show Thailand will accept england, please help

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
the vid is from 2007. looks like it was filmed on the camera attachment that the gameboy had

Atlas Hugged
Mar 12, 2007


Put your arms around me,
fiddly digits, itchy britches
I love you all
Also ex-wife, also was never queen because he wasn't king at the time.

Gabriel Grub
Dec 18, 2004

Hairy Busey posted:

They said underwater restaurants and medical research.

Welcome... to Rapture!

Evil Agita
Feb 25, 2005

Lord Fool, give me another chance. I'll prove my strength to you!
So that marriage didn't last?

strange feelings re Daisy
Aug 2, 2000

What absolute legends. These guys are like the prestige class for sovereign citizens. Just tell the Thai military that you don't wish to create joinder, everything will be fine.

marijuanamancer
Sep 11, 2001

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Those UN approved hexagon Waterworld cities look dope tho

Call Your Grandma
Jan 17, 2010

EorayMel posted:

I hope this isn't considered doxxing but this the mastermind behind pimpalex91@hotmail.com operating a darknet market and moving to Thailand



more like dorknet

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
I'm surprised we don't hear more about how he made his dog a general.

Then again, probably makes the military high command meetings a lot more pleasant.

pseudanonymous
Aug 30, 2008

When you make the second entry and the debits and credits balance, and you blow them to hell.
So they are free men on the water?

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

Reach for the moon!

Pewdiepie posted:

Nobody I guess especially due to the owner's insistence on being stateless. Another thought I had - wouldn't setting up a seastead and majorly publicizing it make you a soft target for pirates? Seems like a doomed effort all in all.

What do you mean 'soft' target? After widely advertising their location those people would be dead from being raided by pirates within like a week if the Thai government hadn't decided to step in and apparently speed up the process

John_A_Tallon
Nov 22, 2000

Oh my! Check out that mitre!

EorayMel posted:

Reminder Thailand is also the same place a different online drug kingpin who operated a darknet market under the admin email pimpalex91@hotmail.com moved to.

He later hanged himself in prison when the cops noticed him buying up mansions and boats with bitcoin drug money.

I hope this isn't considered doxxing but this the mastermind behind pimpalex91@hotmail.com operating a darknet market and moving to Thailand



Can you even dox the dead? Aren't they just historic persons and thus have no right to privacy?

drk
Jan 16, 2005
Their website is pretty rich, most of it reads like it was written by a 15 year old.

The amount of people reminding seasteaders that there are waves in the ocean is as numerous as there is water in the ocean.

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shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

Coasterphreak posted:

yeah I'm pretty sure I wouldn't want to encourage internet wierdos to build a floating trailer park just outside my fence either

otoh this is literally their king:

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