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*rings in on Jeopardy* I'll take Hot Dogs for $69 |
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literally this big posted:*rings in on Jeopardy* |
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Apr 21, 2019 04:56
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literally this big posted:*rings in on Jeopardy* Wow this is a drug free zone, we don't use the weed number here
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Apr 21, 2019 04:57
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preach it sister 
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Apr 21, 2019 05:07
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gonna leave my phone number at the hot dog stand, I hear it's real n a s t y
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Apr 21, 2019 05:08
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it's fine if some people eat their force meat with ketchup, but it's not for me.
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Apr 21, 2019 05:49
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It is a sin against the one true god, dick portillo
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Apr 21, 2019 05:54
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eating a hot dog with only ketchup on it is vile to my senses, but people also enjoy all kinds of weird and gross sex, so whatever.
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Apr 21, 2019 05:56
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:eating a hot dog with only ketchup on it is vile to my senses, but people also enjoy all kinds of weird and gross sex, so whatever. yeah - just ketchup would be horrible, gotta have mustard at least if you're gonna do that and preferably carmelized onions or something else too. decent mustard can work without ketchup tho - specially if youre using bratwurst or something like that and have good seeded mustard type of thing
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Apr 21, 2019 06:31
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Filthy sexual appetites itt
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Apr 21, 2019 06:53
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wishful thinking high school boy carries around packets of condiments in his wallet for years in case he encounters a hot dog spontaneously |
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Apr 21, 2019 07:06
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I tried to be chill about this, but eating a hot dog with ketchup on it is a cardinal sin and those who do it will go to hell and should go to prison. I'm sorry, but it is the truth
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Apr 21, 2019 08:02
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that being said, my ex-wife would eat a hot dog with nothing but mayonnaise on it which is the worst possible thing
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Apr 21, 2019 08:03
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:that being said, my ex-wife would eat a hot dog with nothing but mayonnaise on it which is the worst possible thing Omg I'm so sorry
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Apr 21, 2019 08:23
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Mommy, where do hotdogs come from?
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Apr 21, 2019 11:17
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Stoner Sloth posted:yeah - just ketchup would be horrible, gotta have mustard at least if you're gonna do that and preferably carmelized onions or something else too. ok we're pretty chill here in byob but this kind of explicit sexual content crosses the line |
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Apr 21, 2019 14:07
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Farecoal posted:ok we're pretty chill here in byob but this kind of explicit sexual content crosses the line  oh gosh, sorry, i didn't realize what i was saying!
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Apr 21, 2019 14:12
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*hides personal shame by holding up sigh at rally stating "Replace proper condiment use classes with hot dog abstinence education!! No hot dogs until after marriage?!" and looking properly chastened*
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Apr 21, 2019 14:14
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Hung like a hot dog, slangin' a knockwurst that would make a horse cry
https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Apr 21, 2019 14:38
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:I tried to be chill about this, but eating a hot dog with ketchup on it is a cardinal sin and those who do it will go to hell and should go to prison. funny story: all my prison friends call me force meat |
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Apr 21, 2019 15:07
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Given that hotdogs are sex, I wonder what dog sex is.
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Apr 21, 2019 16:27
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Goons Are Great posted:Given that hotdogs are sex, I wonder what dog sex is. that is very illegal.
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Apr 21, 2019 16:45
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prepuce repurposed posted:funny story: all my prison friends call me force meat  no pls
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Apr 21, 2019 16:46
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I mean sex between dogs, legal, adult sexual intercourse between two consenting fully grown dogs of any sex, no human interaction, apart from a human questioning the terminology!!
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Apr 21, 2019 16:46
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Goons Are Great posted:Given that hotdogs are sex, I wonder what dog sex is.  https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=M95_PhCYDEw
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Apr 21, 2019 16:49
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canyoneer posted:wishful thinking high school boy carries around packets of condiments in his wallet for years in case he encounters a hot dog spontaneously |
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Apr 21, 2019 19:13
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in olden times, when most people were illiterate, shop owners would use pictures on their signs like an anvil for a blacksmith or a loaf of bread for a baker |
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Apr 21, 2019 19:16
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Luvcow posted:in olden times, when most people were illiterate, shop owners would use pictures on their signs like an anvil for a blacksmith or a loaf of bread for a baker hot dogs on a sign means a brothel
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Apr 21, 2019 19:35
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Apr 21, 2019 19:37
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this guy has zero shame smh |
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Apr 21, 2019 20:01
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He's a heretic. I bet his name is Keith.
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Apr 21, 2019 20:09
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hamjobs posted:He's a heretic. I bet his name is Keith. 
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Apr 21, 2019 21:55
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loving LOL vanisher do you know our friends who go by the name ADMIN
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Apr 21, 2019 22:04
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sorry I derailed the hotdogs are sex thread |
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Apr 21, 2019 22:06
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vanisher posted:sorry I derailed the hotdogs are sex thread on the other hand you made me laugh my stoned butt off in the small hours of the morning - though i almost feel sorry for people named Keith now... almost.
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Apr 21, 2019 22:10
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vanisher posted:sorry I derailed the hotdogs are sex thread Never apologize for what you do, this is so beautiful and pure
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Here is the official hot dog/condiment matching tier list. This is for your basic hot dog dressing. If you're doing chili dogs or fancy artisan dogs with like a complete other meal being used as a topping things get more nuanced and beyond the scope of this post. Questionable tier: The kind where the ingredients are so low quality they're not pink, or even uniformly the same shade of orange. Ex. gas station rotisseries and school stadiums where volunteer PTO moms are serving you even though they can't open a bun without ripping it. Ketchup is acceptable here simply because anything to make it more palatable is acceptable, but mustard would be better. Aldi tier: The sad overly small generic dogs that cheap dads grill, or add on as an afterthought for the kids when they're primarily working on more adult fare like steaks. It's ok to put ketchup on these, but only because you're six. Still, why not try some mustard instead? Microwave tier: Or even (shudder) cooked in water. Ketchup will not further compound your sin, but you know what would help? Mustard. Grilled mid-level dogs: Now we're starting to talk. Time to put the ketchup away and maybe get out the relish, but really, mustard should be the centerpiece. Nice dogs: All-beef, really substantial, not quite a sausage but no longer merely a dog. Better be hitting the mustard, and by this point you should have already kicked the mustard up a notch or two as well. The stuff that comes in packets and matches construction equipment will no longer suffice. Spicy brown at minimum. German tier: Ketchup does not complement sauerkraut. Mustard does. 'nuff said. |
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trying to decide if this is an elaborate sex metaphor or not 
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prepuce repurposed posted:trying to decide if this is an elaborate sex metaphor or not Literally everything is an elaborate sex metaphor |
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