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Janitor Prime
Jan 22, 2004

PC LOAD LETTER

What da fuck does that mean



Fun Shoe

welp, there goes 5 years of blankness on my resume

loving Larry

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Optimus_Rhyme
Apr 15, 2007

are you that mainframe hacker guy?



https://twitter.com/hardmaru/status/1120255078219149312

CRIP EATIN BREAD
Jun 24, 2002

Hey stop worrying bout my acting bitch, and worry about your WACK ass music. In the mean time... Eat a hot bowl of Dicks! Ice T





Soiled Meat

Winkle-Daddy posted:

probably not tbh

lol

jeffery
Jan 1, 2013


nazi punks gently caress off

Rufus Ping
Dec 27, 2006





I'm a Friend of Rodney Nano


i didn't choose the title it was changed by the mods

Volmarias
Dec 31, 2002

I'm sure I'll think of something.


Love 2 wear paintings on my crotch in our dystopian future

obstipator
Nov 8, 2009

by FactsAreUseless


Rufus Ping posted:

i didn't choose the title it was changed by the mods

what a strange title. i dont think theres nazis on these forums

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

THE HORROR
THE HORROR





obstipator posted:

what a strange title. i dont think theres nazis on these forums

sure there's not, guy i only remember because of that time you got made fun of by lowtax for unironically using the term "social justice warrior"

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'


obstipator posted:

what a strange title. i dont think theres nazis on these forums

get out of this thread

neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

hail omicron satan



it's a good thread title

champagne posting
Apr 5, 2006

YOU ARE A BRAIN
IN A BUNKER


neutral milf hotel posted:

it's a good thread title

Chalks
Sep 30, 2009



Volmarias posted:

Love 2 wear paintings on my crotch in our dystopian future

I always figured this sort of thing worked on facial recognition but apparently it's all about the crotch these days

Winkle-Daddy
Mar 10, 2007


the intent to crime develops in the gonads

Stymie
Jan 9, 2001

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN


neutral milf hotel posted:

it's a good thread title



(it's fine i just couldn't resist the setup)

duz
Jul 11, 2005

Come on Ilhan, lets go bag us a shitpost




https://twitter.com/mattcarthy/status/1120641557886058496

Celexi
Nov 25, 2006

tehehe



In other news, apparently apple is using facial recognition in their stores storing people's faces, and then using it to press charges on shoplifters regardless of the match being good or not:
https://www.washingtonpost.com/technology/2019/04/23/teen-sues-apple-billion-blames-facial-recognition-stores-his-arrest/

If that had been a black person they would have been just executed on the spot.

My Linux Rig
Mar 27, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 3302 days!


Shame Boy posted:

sure there's not, guy i only remember because of that time you got made fun of by lowtax for unironically using the term "social justice warrior"

his most recent one was him using npc lol

Apathy420
May 17, 2017

by Cyrano4747


I want to be a computer safety big boy, any advice on what to do after I get all my certifications?

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'


Apathy420 posted:

I want to be a computer safety big boy, any advice on what to do after I get all my certifications?

read your username and realize that is the exact reaction everyone else has to "computer security"

Stabby McDamage
Dec 11, 2005



Doctor Rope

Rufus Ping posted:

in theory this isnt a dealbreaker (antirez's tcp idle scan) but yea i dont see how it would work here, or anywhere else for the past 20 years

Hadn't heard of that, thanks.

obstipator
Nov 8, 2009

by FactsAreUseless


Celexi posted:

In other news, apparently apple is using facial recognition in their stores storing people's faces, and then using it to press charges on shoplifters regardless of the match being good or not:
https://www.washingtonpost.com/technology/2019/04/23/teen-sues-apple-billion-blames-facial-recognition-stores-his-arrest/

If that had been a black person they would have been just executed on the spot.

whoa thats cool
how long have they been doing that?

Partycat
Oct 25, 2004



the article says that apple responded to a request for comment saying they donít use this technology

while Iím sure they have security - normally if you steal from a store they donít get to hunt down and select persons for prosecution, thatís on the investigative agency

Trabisnikof
Dec 24, 2005

It's always 2am somewhere.


Celexi posted:

In other news, apparently apple is using facial recognition in their stores storing people's faces, and then using it to press charges on shoplifters regardless of the match being good or not:
https://www.washingtonpost.com/technology/2019/04/23/teen-sues-apple-billion-blames-facial-recognition-stores-his-arrest/

If that had been a black person they would have been just executed on the spot.

the thief used the personís stolen ID there isnít any facial recognition involved at all?

Celexi
Nov 25, 2006

tehehe



Trabisnikof posted:

the thief used the personís stolen ID there isnít any facial recognition involved at all?

quote:

His attorney told The Washington Post that the permit may have been presented as identification at an Apple store, erroneously connecting Bahís name with the thiefís face in the companyís security system. That means every time the perpetrator walked into an Apple store, his face would register as Bah, the attorney said.

Partycat
Oct 25, 2004



quote:

The company declined to comment on the lawsuit itself; it would say only that it doesnít use such technology in its stores.

Vomik
Jul 29, 2003

This post is dedicated to the brave Mujahideen fighters of Afghanistan

new York learner permits have photos though?

and if you have a non photo license who would you show it to at an Apple store? and how would that get fed to cross country Apple store facial recognition software?

gently caress it if he gets a billion I wonder if he will give me 10 million

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slśgt skal fÝlge slśgters gang




swedish retail chain ICA's supplier of toilet paper has been hacked, so they cant supply any lol

TheFluff posted:



det hšr šr inte riktigt den cyberpunkdystopin jag hade všntat mig

spankmeister
Jun 15, 2008








Krankenstyle posted:

swedish retail chain ICA's supplier of toilet paper has been hacked, so they cant supply any lol

But it is the one we deserve

ymgve
Jan 2, 2004


:dukedog:


Offensive Clock

https://www.warbyparker.com/pd/instructions



supposedly the site is a legit optician but lol at this perfect-for-phishing process

duz
Jul 11, 2005

Come on Ilhan, lets go bag us a shitpost




they have to be legit, they advertise on podcasts! not just anyone can do that

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'


warby parker is legit but lol who authorized that

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

THE HORROR
THE HORROR





Captain Foo posted:

warby parker is legit but lol who authorized that

i'm sure they just went "hey app company, can you make us an app that sees what kind of glasses you need? thanks" and literally every app designer i know would come up with a solution like that without even thinking twice about how stupid it is

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

THE HORROR
THE HORROR





that reminds me, we once had a customer that demanded the ability to log in (over the network!) using just their badges and no password or anything else. no problem, they must be smart card badges and we can just use PKI right?

lol no, they're laminated cardstock from a laser printer with a barcode on them, and the barcode encodes the username and nothing else. they'd been using these for years and couldn't understand why we had such a problem with the whole thing. :thumbsup:

Jewel
May 2, 2009



Krankenstyle posted:

swedish retail chain ICA's supplier of toilet paper has been hacked, so they cant supply any lol

shared with a swedish friend and wanted to share the reply

quote:

what's next, hacking my rear end?
good luck, I'm wearing 7 pants

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'


Shame Boy posted:

that reminds me, we once had a customer that demanded the ability to log in (over the network!) using just their badges and no password or anything else. no problem, they must be smart card badges and we can just use PKI right?

lol no, they're laminated cardstock from a laser printer with a barcode on them, and the barcode encodes the username and nothing else. they'd been using these for years and couldn't understand why we had such a problem with the whole thing. :thumbsup:

lol wow

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'


Jewel posted:

shared with a swedish friend and wanted to share the reply

next thread title found

CmdrRiker
Apr 8, 2016

You dismally untalented little creep!

Winkle-Daddy posted:

hell yeah, back to working on infosec software after a year and a half at Oracle getting my rear end kicked working on boring non-infosec trash! I missed poo poo posting with you guys.

*and gals. Welcome back to the horrible mess that is MVP + The Internet.

Rufus Ping posted:

in theory this isnt a dealbreaker (antirez's tcp idle scan) but yea i dont see how it would work here, or anywhere else for the past 20 years

Do firewall devices still increment IPID serially?

Apathy420 posted:

I want to be a computer safety big boy, any advice on what to do after I get all my certifications?

Start at OWASP.

CmdrRiker fucked around with this message at 14:57 on Apr 24, 2019

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts



Shame Boy posted:

that reminds me, we once had a customer that demanded the ability to log in (over the network!) using just their badges and no password or anything else. no problem, they must be smart card badges and we can just use PKI right?

lol no, they're laminated cardstock from a laser printer with a barcode on them, and the barcode encodes the username and nothing else. they'd been using these for years and couldn't understand why we had such a problem with the whole thing. :thumbsup:

the client..... doesn't understand poo poo about anything ???

thats good tho

Wiggly Wayne DDS
Sep 11, 2010





Rufus Ping posted:

in theory this isnt a dealbreaker (antirez's tcp idle scan) but yea i dont see how it would work here, or anywhere else for the past 20 years

CmdrRiker posted:

Do firewall devices still increment IPID serially?
it's been ongoing research (mostly inferred via spook leaks with their on-wire advantage) and 35c3 had a talk on abusing it in the wild for detecting censorship:

Wiggly Wayne DDS posted:

Censored Planet: a Global Censorship Observatory by Roya Ensafi (56:04)
- talk is mostly about rediscovering how to abuse a sequential id in ip packets to infer connectivity between 2 uncontrolled machines. then it moves onto abusing open dns resolvers. certainly some strange ethics tests involved, and seems to be ignoring legal issues. i'd go on but it's strange how for the talk about adversarial research little seems to be done on pitfalls in the data collection and likely poisoning the sources listed. q&a brings this up, but the answers don't inspire confidence.
let's be real the old devices being abused for this are going to be related to bank infrastructure

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Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

THE HORROR
THE HORROR





graph posted:

the client..... doesn't understand poo poo about anything ???

thats good tho

but their "security guy" said it was fine, so it's fine!

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