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Does he live alone? This could be a candidate for a carbon monoxide detector.
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# ? Nov 25, 2021 07:48 |
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# ? Apr 24, 2024 06:32 |
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also check his teeth op sounds meth'd up to me
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# ? Nov 25, 2021 11:36 |
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might be a DNS thing or paranoid schizophrenia, sometimes it’s both
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# ? Nov 25, 2021 12:34 |
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Really, what is paranoid schizophrenia other than a broken DNS for the brain?
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# ? Nov 25, 2021 12:43 |
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It's badbios (transmitted by the secret cuban microwave weapon)
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# ? Nov 25, 2021 12:53 |
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mystes posted:It's badbios (transmitted by the secret cuban microwave weapon) spreading the microwaves over multiple machines is called a cuban slow cooker
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# ? Nov 25, 2021 14:06 |
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Agile Vector posted:spreading the microwaves over multiple machines is called a cuban slow cooker
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# ? Nov 25, 2021 14:18 |
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VileLL posted:his IP address appears to be sent to random addresses this is the thing that makes me 100% sure its paranoid schizophrenia, what does that even mean and how did he find it out
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# ? Nov 25, 2021 15:36 |
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ymgve posted:this is the thing that makes me 100% sure its paranoid schizophrenia, what does that even mean and how did he find it out an alert popped up on a web page, clearly
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# ? Nov 25, 2021 15:55 |
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ymgve posted:this is the thing that makes me 100% sure its paranoid schizophrenia, what does that even mean and how did he find it out Microsoft phoned him
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# ? Nov 25, 2021 16:20 |
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ymgve posted:this is the thing that makes me 100% sure its paranoid schizophrenia, what does that even mean and how did he find it out this is peak perfect yospos content and I thank OP for bringin this holiday sacrament to us. We had people like this come to the phone store I worked through college. Normal conversations go off the rails as soon as they understand you have to listen to them. phone calls being "bugged cause theres a click every time I speak" , "all these apps keep showing up", "my internet gets really slow only when i check my bank", etc... boss' son probably has a brain tumor. You could be the hero that tells him to get check out. Or get his computer and put it in some kind of sandbox to monitor activity. obeyasia fucked around with this message at 16:29 on Nov 25, 2021 |
# ? Nov 25, 2021 16:25 |
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put it in the litter box
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# ? Nov 25, 2021 16:37 |
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VileLL posted:
im totally on the "this isn't a computer problem" side now
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# ? Nov 25, 2021 19:06 |
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VileLL posted:fellas I’ve got a truly absurd case here, cannot figure out if this guy (my boss’s son) is having a mental issue or if there’s some vast problem going on, could anyone maybe suggest anything I could possibly look into: he's bad at internet porn and doesnt want to admit it. next
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# ? Nov 25, 2021 19:10 |
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Samuel L. ACKSYN posted:im totally on the "this isn't a computer problem" side now
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# ? Nov 25, 2021 19:18 |
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it doesn't help that hidden OEM partitions that will reinstall software and apps are thing that legitimately exist. windows does occasionally flash CMD screens when it runs some maintenance scripts and it looks exactly like something you'd see in a hacker movie it wouldn't shock me if the windows system folders had legacy files from previous versions with creation timestamps predating the OS itself (I'm just looking a the file index and apparently Google Drive has files from 1980 wtf) he probably has some undiagnosed mental issue but I'm just modern computing doesn't help
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# ? Nov 25, 2021 19:19 |
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ymgve posted:this is the thing that makes me 100% sure its paranoid schizophrenia, what does that even mean and how did he find it out weirdly this is like the only part he’s been able to show - he runs regular ip checks and it’s occasionally showing up as him being located at a German crypto company, at the ICANN headquarters, etc everything else I’m having to like talk him down and explain why it’s normal or bad but unconnected to the other bad things, like telling the guy that the location icon flashing up for a second at launch is not an actual indication of hacking time to tell him not to use the ‘security focused browser that gives you free ethereum’, I’m sure that’ll be fun thank you all, happy seasons etc
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# ? Nov 25, 2021 22:25 |
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VileLL posted:‘security focused browser that gives you free ethereum’
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# ? Nov 25, 2021 22:31 |
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VileLL posted:time to tell him not to use the ‘security focused browser that gives you free ethereum’, I’m sure that’ll be fun Found your problem, op
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# ? Nov 25, 2021 22:34 |
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VileLL posted:time to tell him not to use the ‘security focused browser that gives you free ethereum’, I’m sure that’ll be fun there it is.
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# ? Nov 25, 2021 22:56 |
Midjack posted:there it is.
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# ? Nov 25, 2021 22:59 |
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VileLL posted:the ‘security focused browser that gives you free ethereum’ lmao
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# ? Nov 25, 2021 23:00 |
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Midjack posted:there it is.
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# ? Nov 25, 2021 23:01 |
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lmao at letting your computer get hijacked for shitcoin mining and then wondering why your computer got hijacked for shitcoin mining
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# ? Nov 25, 2021 23:04 |
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VileLL posted:time to tell him not to use the ‘security focused browser that gives you free ethereum’, I’m sure that’ll be fun this thread delivers again
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# ? Nov 25, 2021 23:33 |
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VileLL posted:time to tell him not to use the ‘security focused browser that gives you free ethereum’, I’m sure that’ll be fun lmao Midjack posted:there it is.
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# ? Nov 25, 2021 23:38 |
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To be fair, these "trace your IP" sites tend to show me in random cities around the region. I'm sure it's because of the way my ISP hands out IP addresses or whatever. Also, this reminds me that I once met a person who was convinced her 'magnetic aura' or whatever would cause computers to break down whenever she got near them, including cash registers and stuff at stores when she went to buy something.
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# ? Nov 25, 2021 23:45 |
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holy lol
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# ? Nov 25, 2021 23:46 |
Carbon dioxide posted:To be fair, these "trace your IP" sites tend to show me in random cities around the region. I'm sure it's because of the way my ISP hands out IP addresses or whatever. is her name Microsoft SharePoint
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# ? Nov 25, 2021 23:49 |
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my "not a crypto virus" browser has people asking a lot of questions already answered by the title
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# ? Nov 26, 2021 00:37 |
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VileLL posted:time to tell him not to use the ‘security focused browser that gives you free ethereum’, I’m sure that’ll be fun Jesus Christ that’s a buried lede for the ages
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# ? Nov 26, 2021 00:58 |
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doesn’t the security focused browser also act as a residential VPN endpoint to get sold to bots and then use those endpoints to shuffle your traffic around too
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# ? Nov 26, 2021 01:02 |
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is there even a use case for constantly geolocating your own IP address besides “feeding mental illness”
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# ? Nov 26, 2021 01:04 |
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Buff Hardback posted:doesn’t the security focused browser also act as a residential VPN endpoint to get sold to bots and then use those endpoints to shuffle your traffic around too yeah, poo poo like Bright Data
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# ? Nov 26, 2021 01:04 |
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at least that means someone at ICANN is dumb enough to be using this browser too!!!
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# ? Nov 26, 2021 01:06 |
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mod saas posted:is there even a use case for constantly geolocating your own IP address besides “feeding mental illness” changing countries could be a pain if you're trying to stream anything
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# ? Nov 26, 2021 01:19 |
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Buff Hardback posted:at least that means someone at ICANN is dumb enough to be using this browser too!!! icann believe that
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# ? Nov 26, 2021 01:20 |
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I thought InterNIC was the first host you should go through, not ICANN
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# ? Nov 26, 2021 01:58 |
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would it help if i said he’s spent a solid half hour talking about child support i didn’t think cartoon people actually existed irl man i’ve never even been in america before he’s definitely just a dumbass who got paranoid after he got hacked once what a day
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# ? Nov 26, 2021 04:00 |
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you've met the panchen lowtax on the road and you must kill him
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