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endlessmonotony posted:That joke reads as pitch-perfect mockery of Jerry Seinfeld, and if the AI really produced it unscripted, I will defend this entire project as a masterpiece of art. they CAN create art...
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anyway call me when we have a stream for the better show, infinite frasier
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maybe post security gently caress ups instead of ai fuckups. i am sure there is a chatgpt thread
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there is a containment thread! https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=4022167
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Last Chance posted:seinfeld was boring and extremely unfunny anyway
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haveblue posted:tar -xvf ~ /crimes Zamujasa posted:hoist by your /home/ petard  Kitfox88 posted:anyway call me when we have a stream for the better show, infinite frasier Niles, frozen in fear, staring at a loose king cobra while it watches him back, as a laugh track plays in the background intermittently to strange noises and stammers that he makes.
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Nerdlord Actual posted:I surface from the depths to share this I wonder how long it will be before some company does the same with private testing data. Then you can just ask the bot for confidential documents or upcoming financial reports.
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i never watched that.
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pairofdimes posted:I wonder how long it will be before some company does the same with private testing data. Then you can just ask the bot for confidential documents or upcoming financial reports. Previously, on Security Fuckupp Megathread! Jon Pod Van Damm posted:https://twitter.com/unusual_whales/status/1620771699128942595 I did appreciate whatever medium article I read where the author got gtp to simulate gtp being popped, recursively through itself.
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Lain Iwakura posted:maybe post security gently caress ups instead of ai fuckups. i am sure there is a chatgpt thread
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Kitfox88 posted:anyway call me when we have a stream for the better show, infinite frasier *Sigh* if I wanted to speak to something crudely approximating human conversation I'd have talked to our father. Powerful Two-Hander fucked around with this message at 22:54 on Feb 6, 2023 |
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Well if we could all just regurgitate platitudes masquerading as advice then we'd all have our own radio shows wouldn't we Frasier! Niles you've gone too far this time, this is a breach of your user license agreement!
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Powerful Two-Hander posted:*Sigh* if I wanted to speak to something crudely approximating human conversation I'd have talked to our father. Powerful Two-Hander posted:Well if we could all just regurgitate platitudes masquerading as advice then we'd all have our own radio shows wouldn't we Frasier! 
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Last Chance posted:that seinfeld ai thing was boring and extremely unfunny anyway it told one of the best jokes I've heard in a long time in the five minutes I spent watching it. How come you never see elephants hiding in trees? Because they're really good at it
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Feb 6, 2023 23:17
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that one is good because it’s a classic joke that the AI remembered
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Last Chance posted:that seinfeld ai thing was boring and extremely unfunny anyway sounds like an accurate reproduction
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chat gpt seems okay at generating random letters but I could just google for the template too, it is dumb as gently caress if you try talking to it though.
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Celexi posted:chat gpt seems okay at generating random letters but I could just google for the template too, it is dumb as gently caress if you try talking to it though. Yeah who would possibly bother communicating through a thing where there's mostly idiotic responses. This wasn't meant to be mean to you, just a joke.
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there's a 4g access point plugged into an ethernet socket on one of the desks in the office and I went to go poke it and someone said "don't do that, we asked it security about it and it's something to do with facilities. Besides, it can't get on the network anyway" uh huh. sure.
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It uses the adapter for faxes
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Powerful Two-Hander posted:there's a 4g access point plugged into an ethernet socket on one of the desks in the office and I went to go poke it and someone said "don't do that, we asked it security about it and it's something to do with facilities. Besides, it can't get on the network anyway" uh huh. sure. if it can’t get on the network then why is it plugged into Ethernet? (PoE is an answer) …is it a lorawan gateway by chance?
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that’s mine, please don’t touch
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Subjunctive posted:that’s mine, please don’t touch literally happened to me once. a customer had complained all the way up to the CEO about how bad our equipment was about dropping out. it happened again like a couple days later. I flew to Indianapolis on a full fare Y ticket on like 5 hours notice (I had status so this fare class means it was a de facto first class ticket), was at their customer’s factory at like 8am the next morning. some well meaning local IT guy had been unplugging stuff. I spent an hour talking about antennas and metal to spend some time doing something then just went back to the airport and drank in the sky club for 5 hours.
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not a sec gently caress, but for some reason this reminded me about a battle i had with facilities at a national lab many years ago. my server closet was a literal closet that required you to first pass through the janitor's closet to find a smaller room with a pair of 42U cabs. one day a new sign appears in the room that says something like: max load 500 pounds all red print. i know my gear is already well over 500lbs and go on with life ignoring the sign until facilities sees me installing a couple new shelves of disk for my netapp. this sets off lots of warning e-mails back and forth between two of my three dotted line managers and the facilities manager, culminating in a several thousand dollar project to x-ray the floor in the ~7 year old building, and an update to the sign where a facilities person used red electrical tape to turn the 500 into a 5000.
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hobbesmaster posted:if it can’t get on the network then why is it plugged into Ethernet? (PoE is an answer) yeah it's PoE. The guy was claiming that all devices on our network have to be individually authed via their MAC address which, given the state of our it security team, I doubt. e: connect notifications would be more likely I think
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nudgenudgetilt posted:not a sec gently caress, but for some reason this reminded me about a battle i had with facilities at a national lab many years ago. my server closet was a literal closet that required you to first pass through the janitor's closet to find a smaller room with a pair of 42U cabs. one day a new sign appears in the room that says something like: amazing
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Powerful Two-Hander posted:yeah it's PoE. The guy was claiming that all devices on our network have to be individually authed via their MAC address which, given the state of our it security team, I doubt. 
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MAC auth (mab) for network access is way easier than actual authentication. Doing it the other way to control port state still depends on MAC table change notification. It’s the most pointless security possible given it’s all physical, unless the port turns off when the link drops or something .
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quote:The company said it detected and mitigated not just one but a wave of dozens of hyper-volumetric DDoS attacks targeting its customers over the weekend. cloudflare got some 'puter huh https://www.bleepingcomputer.com/news/security/cloudflare-blocks-record-breaking-71-million-rps-ddos-attack/
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cinci zoo sniper posted:cloudflare got some 'puter huh weird way of putting it
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lol why does this go back two years CVE-2023-0361: libgnutls: Fix a Bleichenbacher oracle in the TLS RSA key exchange https://gitlab.com/gnutls/gnutls/-/issues/1050
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Crime on a Dime posted:weird way of putting it People frowned upon them using "ddussy" as a term of the art
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https://support.sophos.com/support/s/article/KB-000044881?language=en_USquote:On Feb 9th, Microsoft released Edge version 110.0.1587.41. With this version installed, we have seen DLP rules for web browsers trigger on files present on the Desktop. This is due to Edge reading every file on the desktop.
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i'll take a stab here and say that it is looking for shortcuts to ie11 to delete them, this is the update that's supposed to eol ie
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yeah, it also started putting edge icons on the desktop when updated
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Cybernetic Vermin posted:i'll take a stab here and say that it is looking for shortcuts to ie11 to delete them, this is the update that's supposed to eol ie the page makes it sound like it reads every file; surely it'd only need to read shortcuts they mention the previous version only looked at the list of files
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