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first they ignore you then they laugh at you then you pirate a bad port of marathon then you win
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Shame Boy posted:if your TV must have antivirus for some unholy reason you can at least make it run the thing itself  that doesn't sound very disruptive to our customers' daily lives
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Raere posted:Thank goodness for FIPS TGI FIP'S
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Bulgakov posted:my tv runs freebsd. works for me. lol, i bet your tv cant even run any of the popular viruses, just lmao
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secfuck astronomy
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Boiled Water posted:Not a typewriter next to a fireplace, hackable a fireplace in the room??? someone's ignoring sleigh santa dot io
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but does it sync passwords across all devices tho
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Jul 11, 2019 18:36
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threat model: gently caress you same as law enforcement backdoors tbh
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pseudorandom posted:This is why I make sure I only reuse my personal and banking passwords on normal porn sites. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ba2IRyq3dyE
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yes our data was encrypted securely at probably all times, even a bit too securely for a minute there, ha ha ha! no further questions
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Pile Of Garbage posted:one of our customers got pen-tested recently and failed hard, the testers got domain admin within a couple hours. as usual the culprit was a fuckin "scheduled task service account" which is a theme i've seen all over. it was a member of domain admins and the password was something like "scheduledtask" but with some symbols/numbers/upper-case substitutions. name of their sec tape
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DADLLENNIALS are KILLING the FORCED MOM INDUSTRIAL COMPLEX
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Soricidus posted:record your consent to monitoring with our new app, joindr
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Ur Getting Fatter posted:Remote Code Execution YOSPOS > SecFuck Megathread v18.5 - Logitech Remote Code Execution
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font parsing is stored in the BIOS
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Shame Boy posted:official response: someone could have had only a portion of their disk wiped out by our bug here. therefore your take is #fakenews #worksforme #wontfix
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Healthy young child goes to computer, gets pumped with massive hype of many VR headsets, doesn't feel good and vomits - JAVA. Many such cases!
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Raere posted:GNU's Not Understanding Their Laughable Software gnu noodles
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redleader posted:just avoid executing any code what's the big deal 
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Truga posted:nokia is making the bricks again, but for some stupid reason people want internet on their phones now lmao internet on your phone?? eyy im laffing my a$$ off here, just dial 3-1-1 nerds
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computer toucher posted:ya let’s ban everything so that nobody needs to learn to control themselves. secfuck: the human nature of addiction, including negative externalities of such petition: improve things somewhat? resolution: #fuckyou #worksforme #wontfix
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infernal machines posted:sounds like moral hazard to me slap a cellphone modem on your guillotine now it's a smart guillotine, a disruptive innovation, and the vcs are drowning you in cash
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here's my threat modelhttps://twitter.com/mileskitaro/status/927418731969441792
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Chris Knight posted:
SecFuck M/T v18.5 - Experian CEO: "We were not hacked, a clever criminal convinced us to give him our data"
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El Mero Mero posted:I thought it would be funny to register something very similar to help@gmail.com when Gmail first launched. Perplx posted:your parents failed you if your full given name isn’t globally unique
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infernal machines posted:these guys have always been absolute loving clowns. last time i dealt with them in any capacity we discovered their "cloud backup" solution was commingling customer data in a way that allowed any customer to access and restore from anyone else's backups we provide high availability and you still complain??? sheesh
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redleader posted:americans don't like getting a taste of their own medicine huh
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arstechnica: In a first, researchers extract secret key used to encrypt Intel CPU code hackers can now reverse engineer your intel goldmont architecture cpu into a BOMB, or write their own custom firmware
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haveblue posted:******+
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Kesper North posted:crap, a computer broke in my house Volmarias posted:Better shoot it!
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pointing to the internet something awful sign: "iSA"
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The Fool posted:free speech site that doesn’t allow you to take the lords name in vain yeah sinning like that requires reparative payments (to god c/o the church) and is thus paid speech, which is clearly incompatible with this free speech site that is the most secure
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Rufus Ping posted:Yeah they've produced legit work, bit weird if they're now faking it website win dot gg is calling them liars because their demo "only" popped calc.exe rather than ???, because i guess remotely launching calc.exe is inherently harmless, you see 
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rjmccall posted:oh, yes, right. with an nft the default assumption has to be that you are at most buying a transferrable license to... look at the art, i guess with an nft their marketing promises that you can ｏｗｎ ｔｈｉｓ ａｒｔ* and also ｍａｋｅ ａｒｔｉｓｔｓ ｒｉｃｈ** meanwhile the typical contract language "clarifies" that first asterisk by repudiating it: you own a token which happens to link to some specific file, but no ownership of the linked file is transferred; instead you explicitly only get to bask in a vague sensation of ownership-esque proximity to the file's actual ownership, and nothing further and you have to go research the second asterisks to find out it's generally lies + scams too
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Soylent Pudding posted:So NTFs are just quitclaim deeds for art? But burn rainforests? potentially sort of yes to the former (and yes to the latter), although it would entirely depend upon a real contract being signed as part of the nft transferral, since nfts intrinsically provide no legal rights themselves so maybe you could have a real contractual transfer of ownership of some piece of real or intellectual property, and include an nft as a bonus doohickey because you also want to burn some rainforests; maybe you could even write a contract that attempts to continuously reassign ownership of some property based on whichever person (or persons) has access to the specific private key that corresponds to the account that the nft is "in" at the moment... but i don't believe any of the nft auctions etc you've heard about actually do anything of the kind (or i guess set up and fund a trust that actually owns the specific property in question, which then grants temporary beneficial ownership + use to whoever has most recently proven they have access to the private key corresponding to the public ethereum address that the nft is currently assigned to?) the nft itself is just a notionally-unique transferrable (within some specific blockchain) token that commemorates the idea of a file, like a wasteful digital challenge coin to paraphrase the buttcoin thread's current title: nfts are just sales receipt scam fiction
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ECO MODE is the greatest
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