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yoloer420 posted:How have there been so few hilarious security fuckups lately? It's been really disappointing. there is this one waiting in the wings: https://us-cert.cisa.gov/sites/defa...alth_Sector.pdf I whipped up some power shell scripts to check for the indicators of compromise and I run those every so often, butt..........
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the only person I know with a poli sci degree owns 18 fast food restaurants and is a millionaire so I guess the world is a land of contrasts
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I’m guessing, yeah
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Lysidas posted:not using linux once again proving to be the superior choice
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catching covid in a courtroom to own an overworked underpaid government db admin
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Big Sur more like Big Hurr
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Midjack posted:Twitter window 
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yeah use googles Remote Desktop. it’s really good which means they are only a month or so from cancelling it
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that’s why it’s gonna get cancelled
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redleader posted:i have never written anything important
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I still can’t believe people still think they’re sensitive to emf in tyool 2020.
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I’m sensitive to EMF Eggs! Motherfucker
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mystes posted:It's a mystical orb that sits on Jeff Bezos's desk. that’s actually the thing of internets
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Farmer Crack-rear end posted:there's like two or three james bond films where the bad guys steal nuclear submarines call me bond. Jim silly bond
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hail Nice Satan
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this is the one and only time I can say it: nagios supremacy
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ate poo poo on live tv posted:Once again observium is the superior option. I'm sure a collection of bespoke php scripts using some ancient version of php has no problems whatsoever. I’m trying the free version of this and if it’s bad I’m blaming you
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real good guy microsoft would just gently caress off with windows 10 licensing, tie it to the PC and be done with it. they’re kind of there today but it could be better, supposedly it’s non-transferable and stuff
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you can get windows 10 licenses on eBay for like $5 per. just do that
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yeah if you can live with the watermark it doesn’t matter. it’s not like the old versions where there was a timed killswitch
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I’m convinced no one used windows 8 except for as an upgrade point to 10
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ewiley posted:So I have a minor secfuck/ethical gently caress situation... a guy I used to consult with (and I'm technically still working for doing "QA") wants to certify his company to assess some new <major credit card software security standard> and listed me as a qualified assessor. I have never done any actual paid softwarefuckling so I don't think I qualify (one of the baseline requirements is one (1) year as a software developer). But this guy listed me anyway on his application and is blaming me for delaying his company getting certified. if pci is anything like HIPAA, you can be held personally liable for losses of PII if it can be proven that you did it knowingly (in your case you knowingly acknowledge that you don’t have the skill set for this). do not do this unless you have the proper skill set, tech toolset and backing 
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you think that’s YOUR sim card in your phone?
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you probably got sim swapped
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this was before the industry standardized on the term Fake News
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also it requires some very specific tool and skills to accomplish. probably not a huge worry for your average user
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you keep the one you ruined and give them the clone that’s in good condition, since you already have the info you want.
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Volmarias posted:You cannot replicate the greasy cheeto stains though, those are like a thumbprint I can use to identify mine for this specific possibility that’s why they say this vulnerability is so hard to replicate. there are maybe what, two or three master Cheetomen in the world? their services don’t come cheap
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wtf is pillowfort
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PCjr sidecar posted:you’d only really have to worry about basement windows L M A O
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CRIP EATIN BREAD posted:he still would've been caught and they narrowly missed getting castle doctrine'd by 5-10 minutes. hell yeah bro George Zimmerman their asses love to shoot people over money, LOVE IT
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logging in as root supremacy 
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Fail COL INS SU SU SUDO
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DuckConference posted:cat5e doctrine thread title
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this is prime time for the BeOS ceo to offer to sell a new os to Huawei for 20 billion dollars
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lmao is that the onion?
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“never hire a security professional who has been through a breach” is some poo poo you say when you’ve never had the ceo of the company asking you to do some sketchy bullshit because they can’t be bothered to take even a second to care
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flakeloaf posted:they worked with someone smart enough to recognize the problem and ignored them when they said so this is definitely the case
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Volmarias posted:this is what a lot of viruses were in the 80s/90s before anyone paid attention. when you got a virus in the 90’s you either did a full :flatten: or you just, like, lived with it lol
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