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mod saas
May 4, 2004

Grimey Drawer

CRIP EATIN BREAD posted:

its amazing that the two big log ingest tools are written in loving ruby

thanks for inadvertently explaining why one of my managed servers has ruby now

thanks splunk. thunk

:thunk:

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mod saas
May 4, 2004

Grimey Drawer

Lutha Mahtin posted:

i read an issue a year or two back and the letters section was dudes writing in about the same borderline-conspiracy topics that people were writing in about 20 years ago

there was this lengthy article by someone who didn't know CDNs were a thing and were convinced their isp was complicit in the infinite barrage of hackers raiding their network. they knew this was occurring because went to https://www.youtube.com they'd also see traffic for extremely suspicious things like aoj16z.googlevideo.com and ad.doubleclick.net

mod saas
May 4, 2004

Grimey Drawer

ewiley posted:

:tinfoil: it’s the Russians trying to get Bernie elected

sounds awesome i have several twitters i don't use anymore how do i enroll them

mod saas
May 4, 2004

Grimey Drawer
oddly enough (at least?) one major vendor won’t allow any configurations besides “at ... my voice is my password”

mod saas fucked around with this message at 05:14 on Jun 4, 2020

mod saas
May 4, 2004

Grimey Drawer
i imagine just getting soylent delivered is the best option if you want to be close to the metal given the lead content

mod saas
May 4, 2004

Grimey Drawer
imagine if software was like pharmaceutical commercials

ask your cio if ORACLE is right for you

mod saas
May 4, 2004

Grimey Drawer

human garbage bag posted:

Why is it at the top of the list of the Google services then, when all of the other services are listed alphabetically?

what the gently caress is wrong with you

mod saas
May 4, 2004

Grimey Drawer

Midjack posted:

Twitter window
Facebook wall
Use all the API calls
All these DMs crawl
Y'all fleet fleet motherfuckers
Y'all fleet fleet goddamn
Y'all fleet fleet motherfuckers
Y'all fleet fleet goddamn

mod saas
May 4, 2004

Grimey Drawer

cinci zoo sniper posted:

battleship is a surface submarine if you abstract enough

oh hell don’t you go posting some sort of submarine alignment chart

mod saas
May 4, 2004

Grimey Drawer

:captainpop:

mod saas
May 4, 2004

Grimey Drawer
quick someone do that unicode text bleed to combine “nice” and “hail satan” and whatever a weed word is

mod saas
May 4, 2004

Grimey Drawer
I’ve enjoyed Strongbox

mod saas
May 4, 2004

Grimey Drawer

Powerful Two-Hander posted:

I got asked to approve usage some weird vendor self packaged browser with an embedded flash player because "we need it to run the application used by internal audit". A solid lol from me on that one.

I said "if the security guys OK it then fine but I'm putting that in writing so if this gets busted don't say I didn't warn you"

this is exactly what avaya is doing for one of their call reporting tools... do you support a call center?

mod saas
May 4, 2004

Grimey Drawer

evil_bunnY posted:

my favorite secfuck was a customer putting a not-free coffee machine by the consultants' offices, and us figuring out how to make it spit free coffee in exactly one day.

so uh, how?

mod saas
May 4, 2004

Grimey Drawer
last time i saw this the official shaggar response was something along the lines of “of course you should alert people whenever you’re changing communication protocols, this is Good Actually”

mod saas
May 4, 2004

Grimey Drawer
in which the yospos gang discovers that access to a printer is exactly like access to a boat

mod saas
May 4, 2004

Grimey Drawer

Shame Boy posted:

i hope nobody's still being taught to double space after periods
had to do this in business communications and still have a hard time breaking the habit. apple keyboards turning doubles spaces into period-space has been great for me


Shame Boy posted:

or put end of sentence punctuation inside quote marks
the loving mark of the beast

mod saas
May 4, 2004

Grimey Drawer

haveblue posted:

******* biden

oh my god

mod saas
May 4, 2004

Grimey Drawer

Guy Axlerod posted:

There's a notification whenever you go near an airtag that you don't own? Must be fun on public transit.

my understanding is that it’s only a warning if there’s a tag nearby, but not that tag’s owner (phone). so public transit isn’t an issue, but hiding one in your stalkee’s car is going to set it off

mod saas
May 4, 2004

Grimey Drawer
is there even a use case for constantly geolocating your own IP address besides “feeding mental illness”

mod saas
May 4, 2004

Grimey Drawer

Soylent Pudding posted:

But also don't imagine that because everyone involved deserved an incendiary bomb to the face.

*yosposter thinking as hard as they can* death camps are … like a computer

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mod saas
May 4, 2004

Grimey Drawer

BattleMaster posted:

is that the setup that caused someone on this forum to have a meltdown because they were so sure that it had to do with child porn somehow or am I thinking of some other jank-rear end hardware setup?

what

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