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so i learned today that there are multiple days of passover. who knew
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Two days of the same endless Haggadah reading is a fuckin ordeal
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Apr 20, 2019 16:04
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this year, my family’s Haggadah is Mueller report themed.
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Apr 20, 2019 16:06
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Pass over that blunt
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Apr 20, 2019 16:07
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Head Bee Guy posted:this year, my family’s Haggadah is Mueller report themed. Oh god I will never complain about my in laws one again
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Apr 20, 2019 16:07
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Pouring one out for my boy jesus
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Apr 20, 2019 16:07
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Thanks op. My family did not go along with my idea of eating a secret early dinner before everyone showed up for the Seder.
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Apr 20, 2019 16:08
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Turpitude posted:Two days of the same endless Haggadah reading is a fuckin ordeal This is a nonsense diaspora thing. There’s only one day of endless Haggadah reading. The second day is bullshit.
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Apr 20, 2019 16:11
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Head Bee Guy posted:this year, my family’s Haggadah is Mueller report themed. Lol. My father in law wore a fuckin MAGA kipa last night. Half the table are super leftist Canadians so it was a masterful troll but no one took the bait. We are all scarred from previous pesachs turning into political arguments
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Apr 20, 2019 16:13
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sacrifice the babies!
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Apr 20, 2019 16:15
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I think I may be getting lactose intolerant, or it may be the legumes. Namaste.
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Apr 20, 2019 16:17
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ill be wearing my comically oversized Harley Davidson knit yarmulke. post your little hats, boys
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Apr 20, 2019 16:18
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Head Bee Guy posted:ill be wearing my comically oversized Harley Davidson knit yarmulke. post your little hats, boys https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zd8MGNjkm0s
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Apr 20, 2019 16:22
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I don't have a home yarmulke so I just raw dogged it.
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Apr 20, 2019 16:22
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Thanks, I'm not Jewish but happy passover to you. Where I come from it's called "Easter", it's different in certain ways.
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Apr 20, 2019 16:30
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Head Bee Guy posted:this year, my family’s Haggadah is Mueller report themed. At first I was gonna Pass this Over, but this Haggadah see-der, hey!
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Apr 20, 2019 16:31
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I can’t wait to find the afikomen
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Apr 20, 2019 16:35
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Listenin to Creeping Death real loud right now
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Apr 20, 2019 16:36
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I don't calibrate Passover as my great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great uncle died during it
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Apr 20, 2019 16:37
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That just means there's more days of drinking wine, OP. We're all Jews on this blessed
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Apr 20, 2019 16:38
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Is this thread pro or anti Moses? I'll wait to disclose my opinion, don't want to be controversial.
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Apr 20, 2019 16:42
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Proses before Noses
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Apr 20, 2019 16:43
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Grevling posted:Is this thread pro or anti Moses? I'll wait to disclose my opinion, don't want to be controversial. Seemed like a nice enough goy.
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Apr 20, 2019 16:44
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Woops
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Apr 20, 2019 16:46
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Not looking forward to passing all this chocolate
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Apr 20, 2019 16:51
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Big Beef City posted:Seemed like a nice enough goy. Ok cool, I'm also generally in favor.
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Apr 20, 2019 16:54
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Noblesse Obliged posted:I don't calibrate Passover as my great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great uncle died during it "Ohhh lamb's blood not man's blood whoops lol my bad"
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Apr 20, 2019 16:56
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DeadFatDuckFat posted:"Ohhh lamb's blood not man's blood whoops lol my bad" Every time I see my Jewish neighbour repaint his house I do too just incase
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Apr 20, 2019 16:58
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Dippin them roots in salt water boy os
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Apr 20, 2019 17:08
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my favorite plague is burning hail 
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Apr 20, 2019 17:09
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Passover deez nuts! They are really old cashews, they aren't any good. Try the ones in the bowl in the kitchen, those are fresh.
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Apr 20, 2019 17:12
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Try the ones in a bowl in the bathroom 
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Apr 20, 2019 17:15
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Me and everybody in one of my final middle school classes ate a passover meal because my homeroom teacher was Jewish. Tasted good, would have again 
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Apr 20, 2019 17:19
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Don't eat the meat
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Apr 20, 2019 17:22
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VVt7kjNVSvI
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Apr 20, 2019 17:37
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Passover isn't really supposed to be happy lol
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Apr 20, 2019 18:06
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first time i ever got drunk i was at my grandparents' passover seder. i was 14 and drank like half a bottle of manischewitz. it was disgusting
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Apr 20, 2019 18:09
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RH7k3tneOfY Happy Passover, everyone
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Apr 20, 2019 18:10
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Picnic Princess posted:Passover isn't really supposed to be happy lol Why wouldnt you be happy that your child didn't get murdered by the angel of death?
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Apr 20, 2019 18:12
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What if like, like uh, what if there was a Passover Seder, but like, for um....for weed??? Hahahaha like if everyone got super high at the table? Hahaha omg
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