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Michael Transactions
Nov 11, 2013

What's the most efficient way to burn calories? Running?

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skimothy milkerson
Nov 19, 2006

doing labor, op

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
jacking off combines a rigorous workout with your bodys own natural method to directly spurt away calories and can be done anywhere
dont stop until you get jackers high

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Entropy

its all nice on rice
Nov 12, 2006

Sweet, Salty Goodness.



Buglord
Kegels, OP. Kegels.

ubachung
Jul 30, 2006
Use a rowing machine

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Fart a bunch.

Rad-daddio
Apr 25, 2017
Turn off your screens and go the gently caress outside

















I say this while typing on a laptop instead of doing yard work in perfect sunny weather

a peck of pickled peckers
Aug 3, 2014

I am your Redeemer! It is by my hand that you arise from the ashes of this world!

Amphetamine addiction

Kak
Sep 27, 2002
reverse cowgirl

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Fly a kite while riding a horse.

magikid
Nov 4, 2006
Wielder of the Soup Spoon
Once you all get the shitposting out of your system I want to know this too.

The Butcher
Apr 20, 2005

Well, at least we tried.
Nap Ghost
Yeah, running. But it sucks. So ride yo bike instead.

That's actually fun and you can easily put down hella distance and see cool things, and not be a glorified sweaty pedestrian banging your knees out.

Fashionable Jorts
Jan 18, 2010

Maybe if I'm busy it could keep me from you



Swimming. Depending on which techniques you use, you can work out pretty much your entire body, and you're far less likely to destroy your joints like with running.

secular woods sex
Aug 1, 2000
I dispense wisdom by the gallon.

Skim Milk posted:

doing labor, op
it’s this you might as well get paid to get in shape

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Running is poo poo. Sprints are better and so is using an ERG.

revmoo
May 25, 2006

#basta
Eating celery. It's literally negative calories.

The Dennis System
Aug 4, 2014

Nothing in Jurassic World is natural, we have always filled gaps in the genome with the DNA of other animals. And if the genetic code was pure, many of them would look quite different. But you didn't ask for reality, you asked for more teeth.
Muscle confusion, agitation and paranoia.

The Butcher
Apr 20, 2005

Well, at least we tried.
Nap Ghost

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

Running is poo poo. Sprints are better and so is using an ERG.

I've heard this, but I imagine using an Erogenous Rectal Gyrator while exercising would be really distracting.

Wifi Toilet
Oct 1, 2004

Toilet Rascal


Four minutes a day! Only $14k! Davinci!

Look at this buff dude!

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iTCorQN1W7I

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

The Butcher posted:

I've heard this, but I imagine using an Erogenous Rectal Gyrator while exercising would be really distracting.

It's not.

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
Naked. In front of a camera.

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018
shooting monster ropes

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

Hanging out in the sauna with 1-6 naked old men

Blitter
Mar 16, 2011

Antarctic exploration!

quote:

Ranulph Fiennes made a two-person unsupported 1,600-mile crossing of Antarctica in 1992 and 1993. Careful measurements of energy consumption using isotope-labeled water showed that they were burning an astounding 7,000 calories a day for 96 days. During one ten-day period while they ascended the plateau, they averaged 11,000 calories a day. Even though they were eating 5,000 calories a day, they lost 48 and 54 pounds respectively during the trip.

guestimate
Nov 10, 2011

Walking on beach and picking up sea glass to make earrings with at same time🤗

internet celebrity
Jun 23, 2006

College Slice
Powerlifting of course

guestimate
Nov 10, 2011

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Xtra Innings Lovin
Nov 11, 2016

Blitter posted:

Antarctic exploration!

I need to do this. :thunk:

Where do I sign up???

QuarkJets
Sep 8, 2008

1st best form of exercise is shitposting

2nd best is gay sex

3rd best is swimming (which is a form of gay sex)

The Butcher
Apr 20, 2005

Well, at least we tried.
Nap Ghost

Xtra Innings Lovin posted:

I need to do this. :thunk:

Where do I sign up???

There are no laws in Antarctica.

You can just head out whenever you like.

Brute Hole Force
Dec 25, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Blitter posted:

Antarctic exploration!

I'm sort of surprised there isn't some elite gym that's refrigerated down to arctic temperatures to maximize calorie burning as their gimmick.

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

cross country skiing

but rowing machines are more accessible

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Run for your life. That's the best way.

damn horror queefs
Oct 14, 2005

say hello
say hello to the man in the elevator
Eating whatever you want and then puking it out :biglips:

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
You need a proper motivation. Like wanting to suck your own dick for example, if you want to lose those fat rolls and learn how to be a yoga master.

dee eight
Dec 18, 2002

The Spirit
of Maynard

:catdrugs:

Chief McHeath posted:

Hanging out in the sauna with 1-6 naked old men

text me

a peck of pickled peckers
Aug 3, 2014

I am your Redeemer! It is by my hand that you arise from the ashes of this world!

Chief McHeath posted:

Hanging out in the sauna with 1-6 naked old men

Yeah my glutes are sore as hell after one of these sessions

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The Butcher
Apr 20, 2005

Well, at least we tried.
Nap Ghost

Colonel Cancer posted:

You need a proper motivation. Like wanting to suck your own dick for example, if you want to lose those fat rolls and learn how to be a yoga master.

Many a disciple has walked this long and winding path, only to learn at the end of their journey that it feels more like sucking a dick than getting your dick sucked.

And thus the circle closes.

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