Why is there only one sex number?

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literally this big: Here comes
the Squirtle Squad!

69 is the only sex number I can think of, why is there only 1 sex number? Why not also like 31, or 72?

What other sex numbers are there / could be?

Thanks.

# ? Apr 21, 2019 04:59

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# ? Apr 20, 2024 04:33

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

8 is boobs haha I got the only easy one

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# ? Apr 21, 2019 05:11

Manifisto

prepuce repurposed posted:

8 is boobs haha I got the only easy one

you beat me to it but when I was a sprout there was a very elaborate thing on a calculator where when you read it upside down it was 8008135 i.e. BOOBIES

that is at the very least a sex-adjacent number

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Apr 21, 2019 05:22

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

mine was BOOBLESS haha flat grls lol

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# ? Apr 21, 2019 05:36

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

80085

# ? Apr 21, 2019 05:50

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

other sex numbers:

9P - when you rub butts
96 - advanced but rubbing
g6 - super advanced butt rubbing
d6 - UPSIDE DOWN butt rubbing in SPACE
696 - I have been left out of the threesome again

# ? Apr 21, 2019 06:01

City of Glompton

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

other sex numbers:

9P - when you rub butts
96 - advanced but rubbing
g6 - super advanced butt rubbing
d6 - UPSIDE DOWN butt rubbing in SPACE
696 - I have been left out of the threesome again

lol

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# ? Apr 21, 2019 06:34

City of Glompton

1|1

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thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig

# ? Apr 21, 2019 06:37

canyoneer: I only have canyoneyes for you

it's an unspecified positive integer :heysexy:

# ? Apr 21, 2019 07:09

redm

what about 37 thats the amount of times dantes gf performed fellatio on separate men in that movie clerks

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# ? Apr 21, 2019 09:17

redm

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# ? Apr 21, 2019 09:19

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# ? Apr 21, 2019 09:36

lmbo calrissian: i'm into fashion
men are my passion

i mean 0 is an elongated rear end in a top hat and assholes are common nowadays. hopefully not elongated tho

# ? Apr 21, 2019 10:05

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called the sex number and got a huge bill

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# ? Apr 21, 2019 10:20

Stoner Sloth

Nosfereefer posted:

called the sex number and got a huge bill

well then i hope you and 'Huge' Bill are happy!

# ? Apr 21, 2019 10:26

Goons Are Gifts

666

Sex is Satan

# ? Apr 21, 2019 10:54

Stoner Sloth

Goons Are Great posted:

666

Sex is Satan

-911 if you like it rough and in uniform
-000 if you like rping as sexy ghosts/soup
-101 if you're a virgin just a learnin
-4 if you're sufficiently flexible, well endowed and horny
- I still reckon my suggestion of i as an imaginary number didn't get enough love... appropriately enough now that i think about it :downsrim:

# ? Apr 21, 2019 11:47

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

11111 is five hot dogs all lined up lol. gross

# ? Apr 21, 2019 15:58

redm

36 24 36 o wadda winnin hend

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# ? Apr 21, 2019 16:27

Goons Are Gifts

prepuce repurposed posted:

11111 is five hot dogs all lined up lol. gross

That qualifies as a gang bang according to Wikipedia

# ? Apr 21, 2019 16:31

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

Goons Are Great posted:

That qualifies as a gang bang according to Wikipedia

wait, a five way is a gangbang now? holy poo poo i need to revise some things

# ? Apr 21, 2019 17:01

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

99 is spoons

99999 is a daisy chain

31 is when ya gurl reverse cowgirls but you still can't get it in

# ? Apr 21, 2019 17:03

Goons Are Gifts

Wikipedia posted:

A gang bang is a situation in which several people engage in physical sexual activity with one specific individual sequentially or at the same time. That specific individual is the central focus of the sexual activity; for example, it could be one woman surrounded by several men or a man with multiple women.

This is getting completely hosed up

Literally!!

# ? Apr 21, 2019 17:10

Goons Are Gifts

In that manner 659 might be that, with the 5 being the focus

# ? Apr 21, 2019 17:11

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

Goons Are Great posted:

This is getting completely hosed up

Literally!!

uhmm

hm. i really hate wikipedia's definition of this so i'm changing it.

# ? Apr 21, 2019 17:13

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

Byob: ur one-stop shop for cute animals and gangbangs

# ? Apr 21, 2019 17:25

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

68.5 is you do me and I owe you one, a 71 is a 69 with 2 fingats up yer keister- and the speed of sex is 68 because at 69 you blow a rod.

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# ? Apr 21, 2019 17:38

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

the butt stuff number is definitely 37

# ? Apr 21, 2019 17:40

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hamjobs posted:

the butt stuff number is definitely 37

I guess the 3 is the butt, but what is the 7 representing?

# ? Apr 21, 2019 18:12

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

hamjobs posted:

the butt stuff number is definitely 37

yep lmao

# ? Apr 21, 2019 18:12

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

roomforthetuna posted:

I guess the 3 is the butt, but what is the 7 representing?

this guy's never done butt stuff clearly

# ? Apr 21, 2019 18:21

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hamjobs posted:

this guy's never done butt stuff clearly

I like a butt stuff, but I've not done any kind of stuff that involves two sticks in a v shape with the tip of one stick going to the outer edge of each buttock. :confused:

# ? Apr 21, 2019 18:23

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

roomforthetuna posted:

I like a butt stuff, but I've not done any kind of stuff that involves two sticks in a v shape with the tip of one stick going to the outer edge of each buttock.

ok i'm gonna try to draw a diagram of the butt stuff so you can understand the numeric portrayal of butt stuff

eta: so, what do people grab onto before they do the butt stuff if not the sides of your bum/hips

# ? Apr 21, 2019 18:24

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hamjobs posted:

eta: so, what do people grab onto before they do the butt stuff if not the sides of your bum/hips

So the 7 represents the hands? Okay I guess, it just seems weird to represent the stuff-adjacent body parts and not represent all the parts that are actually directly involved in the stuff. And not all butt stuff requires grabbing, you can be braced against something else. :colbert:

I suppose the 3 could be a butt that already has something inserted all the way so you can't see it any more?

Edit: I guess maybe the 7 is just "this is the least poorly-fitted number for the role", because no number has a projecting part out of the left-middle, so it's not a good fit but it's the best fit available? (Protip: you should probably not do butt stuff with things that are not a good fit just because they're the best fit available.)

roomforthetuna fucked around with this message at 18:31 on Apr 21, 2019

# ? Apr 21, 2019 18:29

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

anything can be a dildo if you're brave enough.

# ? Apr 21, 2019 18:32

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

roomforthetuna posted:

I guess the 3 is the butt, but what is the 7 representing?

where is Joke Explainer when we need him

# ? Apr 21, 2019 21:34

literally this big: Here comes
the Squirtle Squad!

prepuce repurposed posted:

8 is boobs haha I got the only easy one

Manifisto posted:

you beat me to it but when I was a sprout there was a very elaborate thing on a calculator where when you read it upside down it was 8008135 i.e. BOOBIES

that is at the very least a sex-adjacent number

I was thinking more along the lines of numbers that explicitly represent sexual acts, but thanks for bringing these up too. You guys get an A+ for thinking outside the box.

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

other sex numbers:

9P - when you rub butts
96 - advanced but rubbing
g6 - super advanced butt rubbing
d6 - UPSIDE DOWN butt rubbing in SPACE
696 - I have been left out of the threesome again

This is more what I was getting at. Never thought about including letters into the mix. Genius.

# ? Apr 22, 2019 01:14

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