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A fast-growing conspiracy theory states that the burning of the Notre Dame cathedral must have been arson, because old dry wood doesn't burn that quickly. 2018 thread Willie Tomg posted:Some feel the king of Saudi Arabia went too far in turning the site of the 2022 World Cup into an island and surrounding it with nuclear waste. Helsing posted:Middle class white virgins are the fastest growing and most notorious terrorist demographic. Algund Eenboom posted:Lindsay Lohan believed that a refugee mother was trafficking her two children, and attempted to steal them; in response the mother punched her in the face. Office Pig posted:One scientist stabbed another at an arctic research station because the victim would repeatedly spoil book endings. dads friend steve posted:Months before declaring that they fell in love with each other, the President of the United States regularly took to Twitter to personally insult the North Korean dictator Kim Jong-un. Gum posted:Francis Fukuyama believes that Marxist theory is needed to explain our current economic condition. Dreylad posted:Sinead O'Connor has converted to Islam.
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The president is essentially taunting the house to impeach him
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Apr 22, 2019 22:24
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After being accused of inappropriately touching young women Joe Biden hugged a child and joked that he asked for permission first
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Apr 22, 2019 23:16
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A memo opposing the formation of a union at Kickstarter claimed it was a "misappropriation of unions for use by privileged workers."
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Apr 22, 2019 23:22
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The media is actively publishing numerous articles stating that the frontrunner of the race for the Democratic nomination for President is not the actual frontrunner of the race.
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Apr 22, 2019 23:41
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The SomethingAwful forums, owned by libertarian Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka, are being kept afloat mostly by a steady stream of donations from staunch communists.
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The presidential administration planned to house migrant children in Guantanamo Bay, only scrapping the plan because it might be considered "bad optics".
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Today, President Donald Trump awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom to Tiger Woods at a ceremony held on the White House grounds
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May 7, 2019 14:54
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Congressmen get into debate over "Nickelback"
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May 7, 2019 15:46
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Kamala Harris claims to have smoked weed while listening to the underground mixtapes she got from 2pac and Snoop Dogg while finishing law school.
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May 7, 2019 15:47
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The Dutch government created a "Brexit muppet" to warn businesses about the consequences of Britain leaving the EU.
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May 7, 2019 15:47
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Before he was Blippi, a Mister Rogers for the YouTube age, he was Steezy Grossman, and he pooped on his friend.
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The internal Insys video--in which employees dance around former sales VP Alec Burlakoff (who is dressed as a life-size bottle of fentanyl spray) to the tune of A$AP Rocky's "Fuckin' Problems" was shown to a jury in Boston federal court today.
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May 7, 2019 15:48
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Multiple women have stripped naked to show their disapproval of Brexit and also their approval.
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May 7, 2019 15:48
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U.S. Emergency Rooms are gearing up to treat an obscure condition dubbed #SCROMMITING that causes users of marijuana to simultaneously scream and vomit for extended periods of time.
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May 7, 2019 15:49
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Five hours into the the existence of the new British centrist party (called CUK), their membership already had their first televised racial slur and also sex scandal.
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May 7, 2019 15:50
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A mother was charged with negligent homicide when an off-duty policeman crashed into her car at 94 miles per hour.
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May 7, 2019 15:51
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Repeating AIPAC's mission statement on their website is antisemitism.
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May 7, 2019 15:51
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Courts allowed the parents of a West Point cadet who died in a skiing accident to save his sperm in order to continue the family lineage.
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May 7, 2019 15:52
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Trump called Apple CEO Tim Cook “Tim Apple”
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May 7, 2019 16:00
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A Belgian-Israeli billionaire diamond trader known for an extravagant lifestyle died during his penis enlargement surgery.
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May 7, 2019 16:01
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Russian pranksters tricked Elliot Abrams and Juan Guaido's DC ambassador into revealing military deployment schedules and media contacts by pretending to be Swiss bankers with Russian accents.
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May 7, 2019 16:01
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In China there is a "Delivery Bar" where men can get strapped with electrodes to experience simulated birth pains.
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May 7, 2019 16:02
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President Donald Trump cheered Robert Kraft’s team to Super Bowl victory alongside the owner of the spa where Kraft was filmed getting a handy.
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May 7, 2019 16:02
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A California family was furious when the hospital used a robot to tell their grandfather he was dying.
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May 7, 2019 16:02
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A "Hawaiian war god" statue that Salesforce CEO Marc Benioff bought for $7 million and donated to a museum could, in fact, be a Tiki bar tchotchke valued at 5 grand.
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May 7, 2019 16:03
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Mitt Romney tenderly plucks each individual birthday candle out of his cake and delicately blows it out before moving on to the next candle.
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May 7, 2019 16:03
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Jacob Wohl reported a death threat he made to himself on a sockpuppet account pretending to be a gay Hispanic "diversity coordinator" to the Minneapolis Police and presumably the cops had some opinion.
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May 7, 2019 16:04
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Jair Bolsonaro asked Twitter what a "golden shower" was.
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May 7, 2019 16:04
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The shooter's last words before entering the packed mosque with weapons drawn were, "Remember lads; subscribe to Pewdiepie."
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May 7, 2019 16:04
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In an interview the young man defended his parents' decision to falsify his high school transcripts while smoking a blunt.
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May 7, 2019 16:05
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Nine-year-olds, or "Jackbooted Tots" as The Atlantic called them, protested Diane Feinstein's feckless attitude toward climate change.
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May 7, 2019 16:05
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The Rev. Darryl Gray said he found a box inside his car--when the bomb squad arrived, no explosives were found but a 6-foot python was inside.
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May 7, 2019 16:06
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Sarah Wilson, a Virginia teen, committed suicide by shooting herself through the mouth, despite having her hands handcuffed behind her back, according to medical examiner.
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May 7, 2019 16:06
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The French EU minister named her cat "Brexit" because "he meows loudly to be let out but just stands there when I open the door."
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May 7, 2019 16:06
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"Basically, I'm just fed up with the fact that I'm cis-gendered, I'm a white male, and I lean right, towards the Republican side," said Fears, 28, wearing a pin of the 3rd SS Panzer Division Totenkopf of the Waffen-SS.
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May 7, 2019 16:07
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I want my wife to gently caress Beto but her boyfriend said no 
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May 7, 2019 16:07
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Some guy stole $120,000,000 from facebook and google by sending them papers that looked kind of like bills.
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May 7, 2019 16:08
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Look folks, John McAfee knows what consent is, and the line is drawn at "the whale must be awake."
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