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alnilam posted:Having a baby is the best excuse I've found yet for having stains all over my shirt at all times We still love you, spaghetti Jim
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Tell the baby to post already, I just gave the baby plat
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The baby got born thank you everyone |
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Rationale posted:The baby got born thank you everyone  another successful byob project!
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Rationale posted:The baby got born thank you everyone Congratulations!  Manifisto posted:
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Rationale posted:The baby got born thank you everyone CONGRATULATIONS!!!
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Apr 24, 2019 03:21
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Now that you are a parent you should go ahead and take away the baby's car and cell phone
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Rationale posted:The baby got born thank you everyone Manifisto posted:
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canyoneer posted:i didn't realize it at the time, but looking back at old photos, the signs were all there 
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:Birth Your Own Baby https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:Birth Your Own Baby
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Rationale posted:The baby got born thank you everyone Did it have a gun?
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i had a babby and we and my wife like having some so much we had another one our first did have a gun but she seems to like our second babby very much so she didn't use it on him which i think was considerate goongrats on maximizing your fecundity OP
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don't have a boy because he will flick his penis at you and then you'll be all i should stop this but he's so happy shaking his booty and flicking his penis at mom and dad but really there's a point where this is not funny weird but bad weird and have we reached the point yet i don't think so but it's coming real soon |
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Rationale posted:adelbert  this very little used name is in my family, wondering where you guys got it from? also congrats to you and your wife on the birth of your child |
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Bo-Pepper posted:don't have a boy because he will flick his penis at you and then you'll be all i should stop this but he's so happy shaking his booty and flicking his penis at mom and dad but really there's a point where this is not funny weird but bad weird and have we reached the point yet i don't think so but it's coming real soon me: "how was preschool?" 3 year old: "good. i didn't show anyone my bum or my penis" 
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canyoneer posted:me: "how was preschool?" Legitimate conversations with small humans, because I've had that conversation at least four times
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Luvcow posted:
Wait do you have Anglo-Germanic roots? If so welcome to club Adelbert+Engelbert, with the motel version being Delbert (my dad's name)
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alnilam posted:Having a baby is the best excuse I've found yet for having stains all over my shirt at all times e: o whoops sorry to necro this post, a magick technique not necessary for fresh born babby's |
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take the moon posted:haha... I have a babby also… *looks around shiftily* You didn't necro it! There's a brand new baby!!!
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Bongrips you otookforyour baby
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hello new baby, welcome and chat |
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City of Glompton posted:hello new baby, welcome and chat |
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City of Glompton posted:hello new baby, welcome and chat
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the byob baby giggles and coos in its swaddle happily squirming as mommy looks down just in time to hear byob baby’s first word “dabs” |
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can't wait to see baby's first blunt
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the byob baby is terribly somehow also a blunt dare you smoke it dare you smoke dear dank byob baby who loves you |
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like a thoughtless child from the giving tree you smoke byob baby it provides a full body high with dreamy head notes as hazy tendrils from byob baby fill the room and soon byob baby is gone leaving little more than a minuscule roach saying “mama” over and over again |
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the byobabby hears a loud fart sound and laughs a lot
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Korean Boomhauer posted:the byobabby hears a loud fart sound and laughs a lot laughing just thinking about this actually |
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SciFiDownBeat posted:laughing just thinking about this actually if one thing unites all of humanity across the ages, it's, farts are funny as hell. the louder the better |
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