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https://twitter.com/SwiftOnSecurity/status/988905978056896512 (thread)
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when i was 13 i put an rpc to launch a ton of calculators in an aol prog i made. in a way it was kind of enterprise software
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May 16, 2019 09:01
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no thats web scale to be enterprise it would need to be SOAP
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May 16, 2019 13:11
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A lot of digital ink (or “digi-ink” as the kids say these days) has been spilled focusing on how Tay sucks, but this was actually p.deece?
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May 16, 2019 13:15
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Schadenboner posted:A lot of digital ink (or “digi-ink” as the kids say these days) has been spilled focusing on how Tay sucks, but this was actually p.deece? yeah, its hit or miss and they often attempt to criticize things well outside their area of expertise and look like idiots for it. Some of it is good though. I suspect multiple people are running it these days
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May 16, 2019 14:03
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BangersInMyKnickers posted:yeah, its hit or miss and they often attempt to criticize things well outside their area of expertise and look like idiots for it. Some of it is good though. I suspect multiple people are running it these days at the risk of wasting more digital ink: swiftonsec is just a windows CJ IRL who started re-posting infosec stuff under a gimmick account but then they got high on their own farts and decided that they are now a part of the infosec community despite having zero contributions to said community. this leads to funny situations as you mentioned. also that linked tweet thread is exhaustingly boring playground tough posted:I had to point out to the vendor of a backend service I’m implementing for a client that their POST operation did not respond with a reference to the object it created. if it was enterprise the engineers would have refused to accommodate your requirements.
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May 16, 2019 14:17
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MononcQc posted:enterprise grade is a web app that won't work on mobile and a mobile app that's clearly just a web page but both won't support the same feature set. enterprise grade is a web app that reloads the entire page every time there's a ui click
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May 16, 2019 14:54
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imagine taylor swift but infosec. epic. EPIC
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May 16, 2019 15:03
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enterprise grade means needing a java and a vpn client on windows to connect to a training desktop actually that's just oracle being poo poo, even ibm switched to guacamole a few years ago
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May 16, 2019 15:28
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pram posted:imagine taylor swift but infosec. epic. EPIC taylor swift sucks, carly rae jepsen is a TREASURE!!!  Perplx posted:enterprise grade means needing a java and a vpn client on windows to connect to a training desktop specifically jre6 and the vpn is pptp. now it's enterprise! Pile Of Garbage fucked around with this message at 15:35 on May 16, 2019 |
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May 16, 2019 15:33
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enterprise grade means using checkboxes as radio buttons
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May 16, 2019 15:42
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Sweevo posted:enterprise grade means using comboboxes as radio buttons
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May 16, 2019 15:43
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CRIP EATIN BREAD posted:no thats web scale fortunately no 2 SOAP implementations are compatible, otherwise it might have been good
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May 16, 2019 16:05
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love to edit autogenerated code so that my requests don't time out
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May 16, 2019 16:05
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enterprise grade is "end of life" warnings popping up everywhere on the UI, but the software is on the latest version
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May 16, 2019 16:19
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enterprise means some lovely web form where if you mistype a field the thing unrecoverably deadlocks and you have to scrub the whole thing and start over
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May 16, 2019 16:36
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It's an application with a managed runtime but loads of memory leaks
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May 16, 2019 16:43
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BangersInMyKnickers posted:enterprise means some lovely web form where if you mistype a field the thing unrecoverably deadlocks and you have to scrub the whole thing and start over It silently logs you out after 15min, you find out after attempting to submit at which point you have to start again.
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May 16, 2019 16:44
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enterprise grade creates a popup window saying you will be logged out due to inactivity, press OK to continue session but then you press it and it takes you back to the logon screen every time
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May 16, 2019 16:52
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enterprise grade is when it clears what you typed in the userid field if you mistype your password at logon
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May 16, 2019 16:52
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enterprise grade is when you attempt to open a second tab on the same site that you're already logged in to and it takes you to the login prompt despite already being authed and it also kills auth to that other session
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May 16, 2019 16:53
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I'm mostly talking about CA here who can burn in hell
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May 16, 2019 16:53
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BangersInMyKnickers posted:enterprise grade creates a popup window saying you will be logged out due to inactivity, press OK to continue session but then you press it and it takes you back to the logon screen every time BangersInMyKnickers posted:enterprise grade is when it clears what you typed in the userid field if you mistype your password at logon BangersInMyKnickers posted:enterprise grade is when you attempt to open a second tab on the same site that you're already logged in to and it takes you to the login prompt despite already being authed and it also kills auth to that other session gently caress
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May 16, 2019 17:04
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it’s too real
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May 16, 2019 17:13
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BangersInMyKnickers posted:enterprise grade is when you attempt to open a second tab on the same site that you're already logged in to and it takes you to the login prompt despite already being authed and it also kills auth to that other session lol absolutely
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May 16, 2019 17:15
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enterprise grade is finally unveiling a web portal you can access from anywhere but all the information in fact links to documents in a central legacy sharepoint intranet you need a VPN to connect to, which in turn requires some authorized dinosaur laptop or installing a phone app that needs permissions to wipe your phone whenever
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May 16, 2019 18:17
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MononcQc posted:enterprise grade is finally unveiling a web portal you can access from anywhere but all the information in fact links to documents in a central legacy sharepoint intranet you need a VPN to connect to, which in turn requires some authorized dinosaur laptop a previous client i did work for literally had an ancient 486 toshiba laptop for connecting to a fox pro instance for literally this
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May 16, 2019 18:20
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BangersInMyKnickers posted:I'm mostly talking about CA here who can burn in hell every time I encounter a CA product i'm confounded in a unique way. those fuckers are basically "anti-pattern but enterprise". every single piece of poo poo they make is so extraordinarily bad but in so many different ways it's beyond describing
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May 16, 2019 18:21
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enterprise grade means a program used by thousands of people on a daily basis has a ten minute delay before search results populate. a ticket was submitted last year
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May 16, 2019 18:29
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enterprise grade means replacing a java version with a flash version, in the year 2018
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May 16, 2019 19:52
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i don't think this person has anything to do with taylor swift
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May 16, 2019 19:54
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MononcQc posted:enterprise grade is finally unveiling a web portal you can access from anywhere but all the information in fact links to documents in a central legacy sharepoint intranet you need a VPN to connect to, which in turn requires some authorized dinosaur laptop or installing a phone app that needs permissions to wipe your phone whenever “we’ve sent the person responsible for authorizing your access to this site an email.” no we won’t tell you who that is. she probably doesn’t work here anymore
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May 16, 2019 20:44
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enterprise grade is being told that if you want to use the office365 app on your personnal phone you need to basically give total control of your phone to your company for security reasons but you can actually access it without doing any of this by using a browser
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May 16, 2019 20:59
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Zlodo posted:enterprise grade is being told that if you want to use the office365 app on your personnal phone you need to basically give total control of your phone to your company for security reasons but you can actually access it without doing any of this by using a browser true, but this is very 2019 an enterprise take
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May 16, 2019 21:02
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Cybernetic Vermin posted:true, but this is very 2019 an enterprise take (and being present decade is not very enterprise)
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May 16, 2019 21:02
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enterprise security means your account is locked the gently caress down and has to use broken kerberos everywhere. The automation application account has permissions everywhere and it's password ("auto") is in plaintext all over the place.
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May 16, 2019 22:07
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but if I'm enterprise... and you're enterprise... then who's flying the plane?
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May 16, 2019 23:57
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MononcQc posted:enterprise grade is finally unveiling a web portal you can access from anywhere but all the information in fact links to documents in a central legacy sharepoint intranet you need a VPN to connect to, which in turn requires some authorized dinosaur laptop or installing a phone app that needs permissions to wipe your phone whenever i had to help some dude on a government issued laptop and it took up to 30 minutes to boot and connect to the VPN because it had to do a virus scan every connection. then sometimes, according to the guy, "it would just freeze so i reboot". he spends the first half hour of his day waiting for the machine to connect. also if he walks away and takes his CAC out it will require a reconnect, of course. this is a relatively recent laptop running win 7.
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May 17, 2019 00:22
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CRIP EATIN BREAD posted:i had to help some dude on a government issued laptop and it took up to 30 minutes to boot and connect to the VPN because it had to do a virus scan every connection. then sometimes, according to the guy, "it would just freeze so i reboot". he spends the first half hour of his day waiting for the machine to connect. also if he walks away and takes his CAC out it will require a reconnect, of course. by help did you just euthanize him or what
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May 17, 2019 00:24
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CRIP EATIN BREAD posted:i had to help some dude on a government issued laptop and it took up to 30 minutes to boot and connect to the VPN because it had to do a virus scan every connection. then sometimes, according to the guy, "it would just freeze so i reboot". he spends the first half hour of his day waiting for the machine to connect. also if he walks away and takes his CAC out it will require a reconnect, of course. enterprise grade security software is indistinguishable from mid-2000s spyware in terms of what it does to system performance and how deeply embedded it gets
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