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Small Strange Bird
Sep 22, 2006

Merci, chaton!
Just think of Patrick MacNee's character as a retired-for-a-decade John Steed thinking "I say, wouldn't one last mission be fun?" and harking back to one of the various occasions he went undercover as somebody's butler.

Sorry, Steed. :smith: But we did at least get him, Cathy Gale, Emma Peel and Purdey in various Bond films.

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pretty soft girl
Oct 1, 2004

my dead grandfather fights better than you

Payndz posted:

You are not alone. I actually have a liking for most of the oddball one-off non-Barry scores; George Martin's Live And Let Die is genuinely great, but TSWLM, FYEO and Goldeneye also have their high points. (Licence To Kill... not so much. To me Kamen is one of those 'variations on my stock cues' composers who got lucky by having his music attached to a couple of true action classics, but LTK isn't good enough to lift his material.)

I'm with you, I like LTK a lot but sometimes its soundtrack in conjunction with its cast just makes me feel like I could be watching Die Hard instead

Class3KillStorm
Feb 17, 2011



Magnetic North posted:

Then I'm like "Well, what about View to a Kill" and I'm remembering Patrick Macnee's character, the horse chase with the mechanical death traps for his own horses(?) and Bond's car repeatedly getting divided in half in the Paris chase scene. The rest is still kinda goofy, but I don't know if it's especially goofy for a Bond movie.

The beginning third or so of AVtaK is pretty solid (pre-title sequence inclusion of "California Girls" aside), and plays into a serious enough Cold War-era fear of the Soviets "cheating" their way into parity with Western technological advances. And you could still tie Zorin's leakages of the tech out to the Soviets to his horse racing addiction, which is a pretty novel play on the standard Bond villain gambling trope. It's just that the whole thing goes to poo poo once it switches to San Francisco and the plot turns into "Goldfinger but stupider."

Gresh
Jan 12, 2019


I finally saw No Time to DIe and as a Bond film I thought it was absolutely terrible.



-The end does not work at all, its lazy and kinda comes out of nowhere.

-Lashana Lynch was much better than I expected from the trailers but the big problem is that her character has no bearing on the plot at all, you could edit out all her scenes and the movie would barely change. It feels like a late tacked on addition for whatever reason. This is unforgivable in a movie that already has too much plot going on in it for a Bond film.

-Lea Seydoux was underrated in Spectre and shes one of the very few good things here.

-The only real Bond girl in this movie is Ana De Armas and guess what shes the best part of the film but only in it for like 5 minutes. Ugh, Why? Why would you get someone as beautiful and charismatic as Ana De Armas for a Bond girl and only give her a glorified cameo? Jesus...

-You really did Felix like that? Oh right, its Craig's last movie so who cares.

-Rami Malek's villain is bad, like really bad to the point where just having Blofeld being the main villain controlling everything from prison with his eyeball would've been better.

-The action set pieces in this were generic and forgettable, not one stands out.

-Bond doesn't feel or act like Bond in this movie at all.


Very disappointing end to the Craig era which started out with the best film in the entire franchise and goes out on a total whimper here. SPECTRE is way better than this poo poo.

Gresh fucked around with this message at 07:47 on Dec 9, 2021

Magnetic North
Dec 15, 2008

Beware the Forest's Mushrooms

Gresh posted:

-Lashana Lynch was much better than I expected from the trailers but the big problem is that her character has no bearing on the plot at all, you could edit out all her scenes and the movie would barely change. It feels like a late tacked on addition for whatever reason. This is unforgivable in a movie that already has too much plot going on in it for a Bond film.
Oh my god, you're so right, I hadn't realized till now. When discussing Spiderman 3 back in the day, I used to say "cut every scene with Gwen Stacy in it." It's not because her scenes were bad. It's that you could easily cut them all from the movie and the movie would work equally well as it already did. She changed nothing. It's not quite the same with Lynch, as she features in some necessary scenes at MI6 and in the final act, but she is mostly perfunctory in them.

Gresh posted:

SPECTRE is way better than this poo poo.
Now now, let's not say something we're going to regret. Spectre still absolutely reeks.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
Spectre I was almost down with til the finale just completely shat the bed in parodic fashion. Like, Bond shoots a helicopter down with a pistol and the bad guy gets taken away by London bobbies, the gently caress

Then again, I feel like a Bond film is a disappointment if it doesn't end with a finale worthy of a Metal Gear game

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

In Golden Gun Bond's kill count is 1. The movie is no better or worse for it.

When Bond turns into Commando, a favorite of mine, it misses the point.

Gresh
Jan 12, 2019


Magnetic North posted:

Now now, let's not say something we're going to regret. Spectre still absolutely reeks.

The Blofeld stuff in SPECTRE, while could've been better, doesn't trigger the hell out of me like it seemingly does for a lot of people and it still feels like a Bond movie.

NO TIME TO DIE is just a bunch of unengaging nonsense, like overstuffed generic action movie.

pretty soft girl
Oct 1, 2004

my dead grandfather fights better than you

numberoneposter posted:

In Golden Gun Bond's kill count is 1. The movie is no better or worse for it.

When Bond turns into Commando, a favorite of mine, it misses the point.

I love a lot of tomorrow never dies but man the scenes where they're trying to do the John Woo thing and Pierce is aimlessly swinging around a machine gun are pretty dire

Basebf555
Feb 29, 2008

The greatest sensual pleasure there is is to know the desires of another!

Fun Shoe
I do like the part of the scene at the end of Spectre where Craig is shooting with the casual one-handed grip, but then he smoothly opens the stock on the gun, looks down the sight and takes out a few guys on the helipad with a few expertly places shots.

Strategic Tea
Sep 1, 2012

NTTD is the most obviously re-written movie ever. Lynch's character and the entire Cuba section being basically optional is just a symptom.

Fundamentally a film or any other story should emerge from a basic plot created by a writer, and not be reworked and focus grouped and remixed six times before release with whole characters being dropped or added.

That may be the industry standard Hollywood method, but that is why Hollywood produces poo poo films so frequently.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

https://twitter.com/kimtsherwood/status/1456183107166609409?s=21

https://twitter.com/kimtsherwood/status/1469003999277953028?s=21

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

In case you need a Christmas present for a special child in your life.

Presto
Nov 22, 2002

Keep calm and Harry on.

The Human Crouton posted:

Ok, usually you can't tell. When they made the Tarzan yell in Octopussy, you could tell that the campy version was the surface movie.
The dumbest thing in Octopussy was when Bond's contact signals him by playing the Bond theme music.

... what?

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

Goodnight Moon

Nap Ghost
I did not enjoy the weird boring slow mumbling drawl that was No Time to Die’s theme song

FoolyCharged
Oct 11, 2012

Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
Somebody call for an ant?

Gatts posted:

I did not enjoy the weird boring slow mumbling drawl that was No Time to Die’s theme song

Yeah, but they did whip out OHMSS in the middle of the movie and it was awesome. That song slaps.

~Coxy
Dec 9, 2003

R.I.P. Inter-OS Sass - b.2000AD d.2003AD

Gatts posted:

I did not enjoy the weird boring slow mumbling drawl that was No Time to Die’s theme song

I'm not a huge fan of the song; it's just maybe OK, but I thought it worked quite well in the credits.

RBX
Jan 2, 2011

I just watched my first 3 Bond films. No idea why the series escaped me all these years. I was born in 90 so I'm not a zoomer or anything.

Watched the first 3 Daniel Craig films back to back and holy gently caress they were great. CR and Skyfall had me at the edge of my seat. So much perfection I've ignored all this time. I did not know anything coming in. No trailers or videos to spoil me. Didn't recognize Silva was Anton til after the film (terrible at recognizing faces). He is excellent. Or that Le Chiffre was Mads.

QOS was just an average movie but not as bad as I've heard through osmosis. I did fall asleep for 10 of the last 15 minutes and didn't think I missed anything.

I got the box set and NTTD so I'm gonna finish the Craig saga and watch the rest but man what a ride so far. I really, REALLY love the opening credits for every one of them. They deserve an award themselves.

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

Goodnight Moon

Nap Ghost
I did miss the OHMSS song so I’ll have to watch it again.

I liked this one. I would place it after Casino Royale and Skyfall though.

I do feel like Craig is the best Bond, Timothy Dalton second.

The Human Crouton
Sep 20, 2002

RBX posted:

I just watched my first 3 Bond films. No idea why the series escaped me all these years. I was born in 90 so I'm not a zoomer or anything.

Watched the first 3 Daniel Craig films back to back and holy gently caress they were great. CR and Skyfall had me at the edge of my seat. So much perfection I've ignored all this time. I did not know anything coming in. No trailers or videos to spoil me. Didn't recognize Silva was Anton til after the film (terrible at recognizing faces). He is excellent. Or that Le Chiffre was Mads.

QOS was just an average movie but not as bad as I've heard through osmosis. I did fall asleep for 10 of the last 15 minutes and didn't think I missed anything.

I got the box set and NTTD so I'm gonna finish the Craig saga and watch the rest but man what a ride so far. I really, REALLY love the opening credits for every one of them. They deserve an award themselves.

You're in for a great time. Even the bad ones end up having some really cool moments that stand out over time.

If you intend to watch them in chronological order after you finish the Craig Bonds then you are in the unfortunate position where you will end your marathon on Die Another Day. But at least you will have a true appreciation for not only what a bad piece of media it is on it's own, but also have the ability to be viscerally offended by what they have done to the franchise - therefore solidifying your emotional bond to the previous Bond movies you've watched.

RBX
Jan 2, 2011

I wanted to watch Goldeneye then go in order just because it was such a huge movie I missed but I'm guessing it'll be even better going in order?

~Coxy
Dec 9, 2003

R.I.P. Inter-OS Sass - b.2000AD d.2003AD
You could always do the Brosnans in order then go back to Dr. No through to License to Kill.
You wouldn't be missing anything, plus there was a massive time break and tonal shift between Dalton and Brosnan.

Spacebump
Dec 24, 2003

Dallas Mavericks: Generations
if possible when doing a Bond marathon, try to add in the fan edit of Never Say Never Again "Never Say McClory Again" that adds traditional Bond elements (Bond theme/gun barrel intro) into the movie.

Spacebump fucked around with this message at 07:43 on Dec 27, 2021

remigious
May 13, 2009

Destruction comes inevitably :rip:

Hell Gem
The husband and I rewatched Quantum of Solace yesterday and exclaimed at the same time that the theme song for that one really loving blows. I’ve never been a fan of Jack White though. In contrast, the Skyfall theme is incredible!

gohuskies
Oct 23, 2010

I spend a lot of time making posts to justify why I'm not a self centered shithead that just wants to act like COVID isn't a thing.

remigious posted:

The husband and I rewatched Quantum of Solace yesterday and exclaimed at the same time that the theme song for that one really loving blows. I’ve never been a fan of Jack White though. In contrast, the Skyfall theme is incredible!

Quantum, Spectre, and to a lesser degree NTTD really had poo poo songs, it's a shame. Meanwhile you have Lana Del Ray doing stuff like "Young and Beautiful" which would have been an incredible Bond song with just some tiny edits (get the title of the movie into the lyrics somehow somewhere) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_1aF54DO60

If I was Barbara Broccoli and I heard that, I'd have gone to her house with a blank check for the next Bond song.

Basebf555
Feb 29, 2008

The greatest sensual pleasure there is is to know the desires of another!

Fun Shoe
The thing that is so great about Bond films that makes them fun to go back and watch today is the travelogue aspect. Every Bond film has these unique and exotic locations, they're usually shot beautifully, and you usually get several of them in each film.

remigious
May 13, 2009

Destruction comes inevitably :rip:

Hell Gem

gohuskies posted:

Quantum, Spectre, and to a lesser degree NTTD really had poo poo songs, it's a shame. Meanwhile you have Lana Del Ray doing stuff like "Young and Beautiful" which would have been an incredible Bond song with just some tiny edits (get the title of the movie into the lyrics somehow somewhere) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_1aF54DO60

If I was Barbara Broccoli and I heard that, I'd have gone to her house with a blank check for the next Bond song.

Completely agree, I got chills listening to that song!

Darko
Dec 23, 2004

Gatts posted:

I did miss the OHMSS song so I’ll have to watch it again.

I liked this one. I would place it after Casino Royale and Skyfall though.

I do feel like Craig is the best Bond, Timothy Dalton second.

The movie ends with All the Time in the World, sung, and instrumental version is played when he drives the car at the beginning, and the opening theme for OHMSS is played when he returns to MI6 in a slower version. This is definitely one of the best Bond scores overall, and subtly including those themes worked.

Timby
Dec 23, 2006

Your mother!

gohuskies posted:

Quantum, Spectre, and to a lesser degree NTTD really had poo poo songs, it's a shame.

Spectre, especially, was unforgivable, given that it was quite literally a demo track that Sam Smith recorded in about ten minutes.

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

Goodnight Moon

Nap Ghost
My favorite song is Goldeneye and then You Know My Name

TL
Jan 16, 2006

Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold; Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world

Fallen Rib
I guess I’m the only person who really liked the Sam Smith song. It was a bit of a departure but I still think it worked.

Martman
Nov 20, 2006

Timby posted:

Spectre, especially, was unforgivable, given that it was quite literally a demo track that Sam Smith recorded in about ten minutes.
Did they get late in the process with Radiohead before bailing on that song or something?

Timby
Dec 23, 2006

Your mother!

Martman posted:

Did they get late in the process with Radiohead before bailing on that song or something?

Radiohead's song was rejected because it wasn't originally written for the movie, ergo it wasn't eligible to be nominated for the Academy Award for Best Song. Barbara Broccoli rejected that immediately because she wanted to repeat the success of Adele's Skyfall song getting the Oscar. :lol:

Everything about Spectre was just a massive clusterfuck in nearly every respect.

Martman
Nov 20, 2006

Looking it up, I think that was just the song "Man of War" that was actually from the 90s. That got rejected for the stupid Oscar reasons, Radiohead went back and had a go at an original Spectre song, and then the producers just thought it was too sad lol

Magnetic North
Dec 15, 2008

Beware the Forest's Mushrooms
Regarding Bond songs: I was surprised to find out that a lot of Bond fans don't like Nobody Does It Better. Not sure I'd put it in top 5 since there are some serious bangers, but I like it way better than a fair lot of them. It's a bit schmaltzy, a bit tacky, but I can't deny that I enjoy it. I guess I should go back an relisten to them, though, refresh my memory some.

I didn't like NTTD's theme in the theater, but it was buoyed by a cool credit sequence and I did find myself humming it a few times over the following weeks. Better than The Writing's On The Wall, at least.

pretty soft girl
Oct 1, 2004

my dead grandfather fights better than you

Magnetic North posted:

Regarding Bond songs: I was surprised to find out that a lot of Bond fans don't like Nobody Does It Better. Not sure I'd put it in top 5 since there are some serious bangers, but I like it way better than a fair lot of them. It's a bit schmaltzy, a bit tacky, but I can't deny that I enjoy it. I guess I should go back an relisten to them, though, refresh my memory some.

I didn't like NTTD's theme in the theater, but it was buoyed by a cool credit sequence and I did find myself humming it a few times over the following weeks. Better than The Writing's On The Wall, at least.

I don't really care for Nobody Does It Better as a Bond theme but it kind of nails it as a theme for Roger Moore himself

Darko
Dec 23, 2004

Magnetic North posted:

Regarding Bond songs: I was surprised to find out that a lot of Bond fans don't like Nobody Does It Better. Not sure I'd put it in top 5 since there are some serious bangers, but I like it way better than a fair lot of them. It's a bit schmaltzy, a bit tacky, but I can't deny that I enjoy it. I guess I should go back an relisten to them, though, refresh my memory some.

I didn't like NTTD's theme in the theater, but it was buoyed by a cool credit sequence and I did find myself humming it a few times over the following weeks. Better than The Writing's On The Wall, at least.

It's just there. Roger Moore has two of the best in View To A Kill and Live and Let Die, and one of the biggest pop hits in For Your Eyes Only, so the rest are barely worth mentioning in that company.

Spacebump
Dec 24, 2003

Dallas Mavericks: Generations

Magnetic North posted:

Regarding Bond songs: I was surprised to find out that a lot of Bond fans don't like Nobody Does It Better. Not sure I'd put it in top 5 since there are some serious bangers, but I like it way better than a fair lot of them. It's a bit schmaltzy, a bit tacky, but I can't deny that I enjoy it. I guess I should go back an relisten to them, though, refresh my memory some.

I didn't like NTTD's theme in the theater, but it was buoyed by a cool credit sequence and I did find myself humming it a few times over the following weeks. Better than The Writing's On The Wall, at least.

Nobody Does it Better owns, though I can understand people not liking it. Dang, now I'm tempted to rewatch the Spy Who Loved Me tonight.

TL
Jan 16, 2006

Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold; Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world

Fallen Rib
https://youtu.be/2YcJCwwvPTI

This was at the beginning of The World Is Not Enough VHS and it was the best use of Nobody Does It Better.

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CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
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That is why that song is good to me.

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