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Chalamet would be terrible but I will say that for a long time I've been wanting them to cast a younger Bond. Someone in their mid-20s who can grow into the role and might actually have a shot at making five or six movies without looking like a decrepit old man.
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He's simply not suave enough.
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Basebf555 posted:Chalamet would be terrible but I will say that for a long time I've been wanting them to cast a younger Bond. Someone in their mid-20s who can grow into the role and might actually have a shot at making five or six movies without looking like a decrepit old man. Agreed, and also to avoid them doing “is Bond getting too old for the job” plotlines after 2 movies
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Tilda Swinton for the next Bond.
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Pingiivi posted:Tilda Swinton for the next Bond. I'd have been all for it if this was like 20 years ago around the time she did Constantine/Michael Clayton, like 2005ish.
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Basebf555 posted:Chalamet would be terrible but I will say that for a long time I've been wanting them to cast a younger Bond. Someone in their mid-20s who can grow into the role and might actually have a shot at making five or six movies without looking like a decrepit old man. But a person in my late 30s, people in their mid-20s frighten me. That wouldn't do at all! A mid-20s Bond could be interesting, but they would really have to lean into it. Bond has generally been portrayed as hyper-condifent and near-infallible. A rookie Bond couldn't and shouldn't be either of these things, or if he is, his arrogance would have to be his Achilles heel. That would be cool to see play out, but I don't trust Amazon and Amy Pascal to pull it off.
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People in their mid 20’s aren’t scary lol
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feedmyleg posted:A mid-20s Bond could be interesting, but they would really have to lean into it. Bond has generally been portrayed as hyper-condifent and near-infallible. A rookie Bond couldn't and shouldn't be either of these things, or if he is, his arrogance would have to be his Achilles heel. That would be cool to see play out, but I don't trust Amazon and Amy Pascal to pull it off. You're right that it would be a tougher casting job. You need someone who has the innate suave confidence and it's rare to find in younger actors.
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Pingiivi posted:Tilda Swinton for the next Bond. ![]()
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Two monumental film series with sketchy timelines but beloved legacies can come together: The next Bond is Godzilla
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Could see Jonathan Bailey pretty easily tbh
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Zurtilik posted:Two monumental film series with sketchy timelines but beloved legacies can come together: tested this theory I think it holds water ![]()
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CelticPredator posted:tested this theory Now that's service!
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Colonel Whitey posted:Timothee Chalamet is the next Bond. Book it. Bond. Ja--[voice cracks]--ames Bond.
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Hot take: I don't think there's been a legit good Bond movie since maybe From Russia with Love so I'm not really worried about nuBond.
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CelticPredator posted:tested this theory Bond! Blowfield has a secret death ray under construction and king ghidorah is attacking the city! *bond tosses the entire Spectre lair into king ghidorah.*
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Do you expect me to Skreeeonk, Goldfinger?
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Name Change posted:Hot take: I don't think there's been a legit good Bond movie since maybe From Russia with Love so I'm not really worried about nuBond. drat yeah I don’t think you’d even care to post tbh lol
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Basebf555 posted:You're right that it would be a tougher casting job. You need someone who has the innate suave confidence and it's rare to find in younger actors. I was going to suggest Pattison but 1) he's booked as bruce wayne and 2) he's 38 somehow???
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Elordi maybe. Although he is very young
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trevorreznik posted:I was going to suggest Pattison but 1) he's booked as bruce wayne and 2) he's 38 somehow??? I'm so sorry
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Colonel Whitey posted:Timothee Chalamet is the next Bond. Book it. There's some Dune and Wonka jokes in this but I can't quite crack it. I reckon Henry Cavill could have been amazing.
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Ghost Leviathan posted:I reckon Henry Cavill could have been amazing. He looks incredible but he's not a very good actor imho. I'd love to see Jack Lowden take a crack at it
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You don't really need to be a great actor to be Bond lol
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Mantis42 posted:You don't really need to be a great actor to be Bond lol Apart from Lazenby I would massively disagree e: and maybe oul Pierce but he was pretty good Craig is an incredible actor who got absolutely shafted with dogshit scripts Dalton incredible Moore very good Connery excellent
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If we're going with someone too young, at least cast someone talented like Aidan Gallagher.
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Rege-Jean Page seems like the best choice IMO. He's got the looks, the accent, and he can act. Sure, I'd rather see him do weird stuff but he's in the right point in his career where a bunch of surefire paydays will platform him for that sort of thing later.
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THE BAR posted:If we're going with someone too young, at least cast someone talented like Aidan Gallagher. an American???
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Mantis42 posted:an American??? I'm sure he can throw in a pip-pip and demand his bangers to be smashed, not mashed.
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CelticPredator posted:tested this theory Is this a toilet paper roll tho.
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Godzilla looks great, I don't care how old he is. On the Young Bond thing, the older actors thing doesn't bother me, and they're usually better actors and also cooler when older. Daniel Craig was 38 in Casino Royale, and I never felt he's been too old to play Bond, plus they really took their time putting out some of these sequels. Dalton was 41 etc. RDJ was in his 40s for Iron Man. And lets not forget Keanu at 49 for John Wick. (I'm also 38 ![]()
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Szmitten posted:Is this a toilet paper roll tho. Yessir it is. The classic no budget barrel
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Connery was only 31 when he was cast in Dr. No. But of course everybody looked old as gently caress back then.
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The guy who played the android in alien Romulus should get a crack at it
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Heavy Metal posted:Godzilla looks great, I don't care how old he is. Craig looks pretty drat bad in his last 2 movies, they leaned into it pretty nicely but yeah if he'd started 5 years earlier....
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CelticPredator posted:Yessir it is. The classic no budget barrel Shame the spirals don't show for added lols
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Blame Steve Jobs imo.
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Basebf555 posted:Chalamet would be terrible but I will say that for a long time I've been wanting them to cast a younger Bond. Someone in their mid-20s who can grow into the role and might actually have a shot at making five or six movies without looking like a decrepit old man. In the old times they used to make a bond movie every 2 or 3 years so this was not as big of a deal.
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feedmyleg posted:A rising trend we see with Millennials are the really extreme forms of experiential exercise like Tough Mudder (a sort of filthy triathalon), the Color Run and even things like Hot Power Yoga, veganism etc. Millennials will often post “N.B.D.” on their social media after doing it , as in No Big Deal, also known as the “humble brag”…..wondering if James Bond could get into that in some way….he’s super athletic, bendy, strong, intense….and it’s all NBD to him, of course. The Color Run is not an extreme form of exercise lol. It's literally a bunch of kids and non-serious runners doing the laziest 5k ever.
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