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Martman
Nov 20, 2006

Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:

The Color Run is not an extreme form of exercise lol. It's literally a bunch of kids and non-serious runners doing the laziest 5k ever.
u got Sony'd

NBD tho

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Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib
https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie-news/bruce-glover-dead-diamonds-are-forever-1236175593/

Mr. Wint passed away

feedmyleg
Dec 25, 2004

Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:

The Color Run is not an extreme form of exercise lol. It's literally a bunch of kids and non-serious runners doing the laziest 5k ever.

How does it feel to be empirically more intelligent than a major Hollywood executive

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010


RIP

Matinee
Sep 15, 2007

Ihmemies posted:

In the old times they used to make a bond movie every 2 or 3 years so this was not as big of a deal.

I wonder if part of getting David Heyman involved is he knows how to run a franchise that bangs out a movie every year.

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

The James Bond & Friends podcast has a good discussion about the producer news, as well as some Amazon investor news that didn't really do the rounds
https://www.podbean.com/ew/pb-yq4z9-186603e

~Coxy
Dec 9, 2003

R.I.P. Inter-OS Sass - b.2000AD d.2003AD
What's your opinion of that podcast? I've been missing one since JBR ended.

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

Releases are extremely sporadic these days so I only dip in and out. It's not amazing but it's fine every few weeks.

TL
Jan 16, 2006

Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold; Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world

Fallen Rib

Mr. Wint and Mr. Kidd were two of my favorite henchmen. 92 is a hell of a run.

Remulak
Jun 8, 2001
I can't count to four.
Yams Fan

After I saw Chinatown recently I was thinking about him. He was always interesting.

Speleothing
May 6, 2008

Spare batteries are pretty key.

Quantum of Phallus posted:

Apart from Lazenby I would massively disagree

e: and maybe oul Pierce but he was pretty good

Craig is an incredible actor who got absolutely shafted with dogshit scripts
Dalton incredible
Moore very good
Connery excellent

Moore very famously said that being Bond required no acting skill, that he only needed three expressions:
One eyebrow raised
Other eyebrow raised
Being bitten by Jaws

CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
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He only made one movie where he actually acted and didn’t like it so I don’t trust him lol

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

You can get away with not doing much acting when you're the most charismatic man alive tbh

CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
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true but I’d put a few bonds ahead of roger moore honestly so I still disagree with him.

I like when Bond goes psycho mode and you can see the evil in his eyes lol. Pierce was great at this

Name Change
Oct 9, 2005


CelticPredator posted:

drat yeah I don’t think you’d even care to post tbh lol

Well most Bond films just exist in their own universe of ripping off other stuff, being B movies that cost 500 times more than the average B movie, being kinda terrible outside of all that, or all three.

Going all the way back to From Russia with Love is kinda harsh, there's been some OK entries besides that, but the idea that in particular the modern Broccoli movies are all amazing treasures doesn't withstand a laugh test. We all lived through the post-Golden Eye Brosnan stuff for one example.

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

TWINE rules

NikkolasKing
Apr 3, 2010




I've always liked it. (it's also the superior N64 Bond game adaptation)

But I think Denise Richards hurts it.I've said it before but I kinda feel bad for her. She's the main love interest in two movies from my childhood and everybody is like "yeah, the fake love interest was way better."

But yeah, apart from her, I thought everyone was fantastic. TWINE and Goldeneye both benefit from having a cast of great characters across the baord. TND was fun but mainly due to Carver, IMO. TWINE had Elektra, Renard, M in a major role, and we even got to see Valentin again.

Also has one of my favorite Bond themes.

F_Shit_Fitzgerald
Feb 2, 2017




RIP.

A few months back I watched Die Hard Dracula (a terrible movie) and was surprised to find Mr. Wint playing one of the characters.

BiggestBatman
Aug 23, 2018
Next James Bond starts with him seducing his hot power yoga teacher a la twd

Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

:lesnick: C-Bangin' it :lesnick:

Good lordy, Moonraker (novel) is 70 years old today.

Heavy Metal
Sep 1, 2014

America's $1 Funnyman

James Bond is cool. Black Bag is a kind of fun spy related movie that's out. Also Lupin the Third is the James Bond franchise of Japan I'd say, only with even more comedy, but yeah always recommended. Has a new anime movie hitting soon.

Give us some cool fun spy adventures with Bond. So many people making movies love it, it's gotta be doable.

Heavy Metal fucked around with this message at 02:23 on Apr 6, 2025

Gaius Marius
Oct 9, 2012

Golgo 13 is closer to Bond than Lupin

Heavy Metal
Sep 1, 2014

America's $1 Funnyman

Gaius Marius posted:

Golgo 13 is closer to Bond than Lupin

I don't feel that way, but I thought of giving that a shout-out too. I think the movies of Bond and the movies / feature length TV specials of Lupin are very comparable, adventure in that Bond-y way. And Golgo is more cold and stuff, though with some dark comedy, and specific in its focus on villains in a Columbo kind of procedural vibe etc, and to me a bit less of what I'm thinking of. Maybe more comparable to book Bond in tone etc. What I enjoy about the Bond thing and Bond movie influenced media, I get that more from Lupin.

And I was saying the franchise rather than the character, also Golgo doesn't have many movies in comparison, especially in recent decades. I can see how on paper you'd say the main characters are more similar with Golgo for sure. Either way, I'd rather say check them both out.

Heavy Metal fucked around with this message at 02:40 on Apr 6, 2025

Gaius Marius
Oct 9, 2012

That's fair. Lupin is more Moore and Golgo is more Dalton or early Connery.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Golgo 13 has been said to be probably an inspiration for Agent 47, and Hitman overall is definitely on the Bond spectrum, though with its own twists.

well why not
Feb 10, 2009




Quantum of Phallus posted:

You can get away with not doing much acting when you're the most charismatic man alive tbh

In a franchise maligned for sexual pun names they hired a guy who’s named “Roger Moore” and no one noticed.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

well why not posted:

In a franchise maligned for sexual pun names they hired a guy who’s named “Roger Moore” and no one noticed.

...oh god dammit.

Sir Nose
Mar 28, 2009


https://www.the-sun.com/tv/13910963/amazon-james-bond-young-casting/

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

Leo Woodall would be good

Open Source Idiom
Jan 4, 2013

Quantum of Phallus posted:

Leo Woodall would be good

Eh. His current Bond esque show thing is proving him very wooden in the role.

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

I thought he was good in the bits I saw him in White Lotus 2

THE BAR
Oct 20, 2011

You know what might look better on your nose?


Why go through all this effort, when Lazenby is still alive?

CaptainN
Jul 28, 2004


"The franchise was snapped up by the streaming giants after 2021’s No Time To Die featured the death of the super-spy, played by Daniel Craig.

A TV insider told The Sun: “They can’t just pretend it didn’t happen. So they’re looking at his story as a younger man in a different era.”

TV Insider = someone from that poo poo rag rag made it up.
OF COURSE they can pretend it didn't happen.

An origin/prequel would be absolutely lame as gently caress.

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



CaptainN posted:

"The franchise was snapped up by the streaming giants after 2021’s No Time To Die featured the death of the super-spy, played by Daniel Craig.

A TV insider told The Sun: “They can’t just pretend it didn’t happen. So they’re looking at his story as a younger man in a different era.”

TV Insider = someone from that poo poo rag rag made it up.
OF COURSE they can pretend it didn't happen.

An origin/prequel would be absolutely lame as gently caress.

lmfao that was the opening scene of casino royale. These people have no loving imagination.

well why not
Feb 10, 2009




CANON

Barudak
May 7, 2007

Absolutely no one, but most especially Bond fans, gives a poo poo about the cannon of James Bond movies

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

"Canon" is what made the Craig bonds so poo poo

Biff Rockgroin
Jun 17, 2005

Go to commercial!


James Bond had a wife for twelve minutes in the sixth movie and she's spent the last 56 years both existing and not existing in each movie depending on if they felt like bringing it up or not.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Lack of actual canon has been one of the franchise's biggest strengths.

Seriously, it's a lot like Batman, or perhaps even more on point the pulp adventure stories that I'm pretty sure the original books can be classified is. (What nowdays we call Clancy poo poo) Characters that are more archetypes that can be mixed up like a classic theatre troupe, a formulaic plot that lends itself to mixing up the details like mad libs, and being able to draw from previous stuff and other sources like scooping from a big idea bucket without getting bogged down by more than the bare minimum of obligations. It's also a structure that works when you have an ongoing franchise with frequent to constant changes of writers, directors, and cast.

Still funny how when you get down to it, the big template that Hollywood's been treating to recreate for two decades now is clearly Lord of the Rings, and similarly not really understanding how or why that worked.

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CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
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Speaking of canon the opening to diamonds are forever is awful. The worst opening scene hands down. Is he getting revenge for his wife? Is he just mad? Who knows. Every aspect of it is done so poorly. The adr is atrocious and the worst aspect is this is Connery returning. It’s a big moment.

He walks into frame and is like

My name is bondjamesbond. :effort:

I really dislike this movie top to down

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