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iSimian
Jan 19, 2008

Well, there's your problem!
Eagerly awaiting scans of 70's drag racing magazines.

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Manky Tungeon
Jun 11, 2018
:five:

The Kins
Oct 2, 2004
I posted these in the weird books thread, but I might as well repost. There's one of those kinds of second hand bookstores near where I sometimes get lunch. You know the ones - cramped, claustrophobic, constant fear of getting squished by a collapsing shelf or pile of sci-fi novels - and recently I found their pile of magazines from the 70s and 80s. Next time I'm in the area, I'll dig a little deeper and maybe buy a couple to scan bits from if the price is right.

The Kins posted:

A selection of back issues of a magazine published by the British Army. Quite what they were doing in an Australian suburb is anybody's guess.


Another UK magazine. This one's on Archive.org if you're looking for that absolute banger of a type-in Battle of Trafalgar BASIC game for your ZX81.


GOING TO HELL WITH THE SPEED OF AN ARROW

Gutter Phoenix
Jul 23, 2013

I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).
Holy poo poo you guys, this picture made me laugh to the point of tears when I discovered it last night. It is like a pure distillation of the late 1970's in picture form:

Gutter Phoenix
Jul 23, 2013

I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).
Before I forget, here are better scans of a couple of pages I posted yesterday that were cut off:





Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012


Vans rule and these old magazines rule too

Gutter Phoenix
Jul 23, 2013

I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).
More vans soon, but first, here are the other magazines I brought to work with me today. Let me know what you weirdos want to see first, and I'll try to sneak scans when my co-workers aren't paying attention.





















Gutter Phoenix
Jul 23, 2013

I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).
OK, without further ado, here is the magazine that featured that sweet, sweet cocaine lady:



Look at this fuckin' craftsman:




I love me some letters to the editor of these types of magazines:






This one is my favorite:





Speaking of Star Wars vans:






Behold, the muthafuckin' harem:





This one is packed with good stuff and I scanned a bunch of pages. I'll post more when I have time.

Gutter Phoenix
Jul 23, 2013

I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).

Gutter Phoenix
Jul 23, 2013

I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).
Who wants to start a van clan?



Ah yes, the Beaver Report is my most trusted news source.




The van clan needs a CB enthusiast sub-group:






I would drive this:



















I think I might have this book, or I at least have tried to buy it in the past. Old custom van books and magazines tend to be oddly expensive, but I have a few, which I've posted in the book thread. I'll have to go through my stash when I get home and find some good pics.




nishi koichi
Feb 16, 2007

everyone feels that way and gives up.
that's how they get away with it.
the word "unsavory" flashes in my head looking at all these shagvans

though, i'm also intrigued by that skateboarding ad, do you have any skate mags?

Gutter Phoenix
Jul 23, 2013

I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).

The Kins posted:

I posted these in the weird books thread, but I might as well repost. There's one of those kinds of second hand bookstores near where I sometimes get lunch. You know the ones - cramped, claustrophobic, constant fear of getting squished by a collapsing shelf or pile of sci-fi novels - and recently I found their pile of magazines from the 70s and 80s. Next time I'm in the area, I'll dig a little deeper and maybe buy a couple to scan bits from if the price is right.

Man, I love those old karate/ ninja magazines, but I don't think I have any. Someone should post some.


Taintrunner did the lord's work by posting the link to 30 old issues of Soldier of Fortune on Archive.org, some of which were posted in the BUDK thread.



I must find these...


witchy posted:

archive.org has a bunch of old Heavy Metal scans and they own:

:nws: https://archive.org/details/heavy-metal-magazine:nws:

I'll dig through and post more highlights later but it's well worth just clicking around and seeing what you can find (heads up Heavy Metal is incredibly horny):




Oh poo poo, I haven't seen an issue of Heavy Metal since I was a teenager. Someone needs to go through those and post the sleazy gold.

I wonder what else Archive.org has as far as old magazines. I know they have a ton of them, but I haven't really had a chance to search.

Gutter Phoenix
Jul 23, 2013

I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).

bad posts ahead!!! posted:

the word "unsavory" flashes in my head looking at all these shagvans

though, i'm also intrigued by that skateboarding ad, do you have any skate mags?


I have a few late 80's issues of Thrasher, and I think some old issues of TransWorld. I used to have a few issues of Big Brother and assorted others, but I haven't seen them in over a decade and assume they were lost or stolen at some point.

Xarthor
Nov 11, 2003

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Lipstick Apathy
I have nothing to add, but please keep the pics coming. Lovin' this thread :five:

naem
May 29, 2011

keep on chooglin

ArchNemesis
Jun 27, 2007
College Slice
Fu Manchu had some very van-oriented songs https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CedHE-lJf3M

Failson
Sep 2, 2018
Fun Shoe
Gutter Phoenix, you are a gentleman and a scholar.

mds2
Apr 8, 2004


Australia: 131114
Canada: 18662773553
Germany: 08001810771
India: 8888817666
Japan: 810352869090
Russia: 0078202577577
UK: 08457909090
US: 1-800-273-8255

ArchNemesis posted:

Fu Manchu had some very van-oriented songs https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CedHE-lJf3M

This is the ideal life. And Fu Manchu rock.

Gutter Phoenix
Jul 23, 2013

I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).
Everyone needs to see the 1977 movie The Van (co-starring a youngish Danny Devito). George Barris designed the main two vans in that movie, The Straight Arrow and Van Killer. George Barris also designed Super Van from the movie Super Van. I have a rad George Barris book that has pictures of those, and other custom vans. I'll try to remember to bring it to work so I can scan some.

Anyway, there are some toy cars and other merch based on The Van and Super Van that came out back in the late 70's. (If you've seen those movies, you will probably find that as odd as I do.) I collect that stuff when I find it cheap, but that doesn't happen very often. Nonetheless, I have a few items. I posted a picture of my remote control Straight Arrow in the book thread awhile back. I'll take pictures of some other stuff when I get a chance to dig it out of whatever box it's packed inside.

Work is breaking my balls. No time to scan anything else today. Someone else should pick up the slack!

Fabulousity
Dec 29, 2008

Number One I order you to take a number two.


What is going on here? Is that black face or just a combination of a lovely original photo, lovely original print job, all made worse by the scanning process?

I bet you could shine a UV light into any of these vans at the time and the thing would bounce back a glow brighter than the Luxor's Sky Beam.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Gutter Phoenix posted:

Holy poo poo you guys, this picture made me laugh to the point of tears when I discovered it last night. It is like a pure distillation of the late 1970's in picture form:



gently caress yeah a cream shirt? That chick rides for free. :rznv:

Blue On Blue
Nov 14, 2012

All those vans look rad as gently caress and super comfy

What happened to the rich guy on the forums that bragged about living in a van? I'm pretty sure his van was a piece of dog poo poo compared to these prime shaggin' wagons

iSimian
Jan 19, 2008

Well, there's your problem!
I followed that link to the internet archives and it turns out someone has been very busy uploading grand collections of 70's skin mags. The porn fairy has apperently moved from the woods to the cloud.

caligulamprey
Jan 23, 2007

It never stops.

Official Van Man theme song by Bob Chance, copyright (do not steal)

witchy
Apr 23, 2019

one step forward one step back
holy poo poo I can't stop laughing at these faces:





from :nws:https://archive.org/details/heavy-metal-magazine-1977-12

Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008

Have to go watch the Laserblast episode of MST3K again.

free hubcaps
Oct 12, 2009

ya french comics are dope as gently caress

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!




Szyznyk posted:

Have to go watch the Laserblast episode of MST3K again.

Every time I come close to not hating him I see those feet on the side of the van.

free hubcaps
Oct 12, 2009

man these old Cold War heavy metals kick rear end








Richter Scabies
Dec 30, 2012

I gotta van
Like Jeffrey Dahmer
But I'd like to think
That I'm much cahlma https://youtu.be/cIVE_nCUZRU

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012


free hubcaps posted:

man these old Cold War heavy metals kick rear end










That was good.

KakerMix
Apr 8, 2004

8.2 M.P.G.
:byetankie:

free hubcaps posted:

man these old Cold War heavy metals kick rear end










Goddamn that rules

Vakal
May 11, 2008

Gutter Phoenix posted:


Oh poo poo, I haven't seen an issue of Heavy Metal since I was a teenager. Someone needs to go through those and post the sleazy gold.


I think pretty much every page of this one would count.

https://archive.org/details/heavy-metal-magazine-1985-02 :nws:

witchy
Apr 23, 2019

one step forward one step back

free hubcaps posted:

man these old Cold War heavy metals kick rear end










:hai:

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Excuse me sir, there is nothing trashy about the glorious war hero Colonel Ninotchka.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Op6kE_CweXo

Serious Party Gods
Apr 2, 2009

Witchy your av is radical. Here's an old crummy favorite for the OP:

Serious Party Gods fucked around with this message at 08:55 on Apr 25, 2019

Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie

Nothing like showing an empowered modern woman fending off an attacker with her wicked martial arts skills.

"Could you kick a little higher darlin? We're not quite getting enough of your panties in this shot."

Serious Party Gods
Apr 2, 2009

Universe Master posted:

Nothing like showing an empowered modern woman fending off an attacker with her wicked martial arts skills.

"Could you kick a little higher darlin? We're not quite getting enough of your panties in this shot."

Brody this thread is about outdated sleazy magazines.

Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie

Serious Party Gods posted:

Brody this thread is about outdated sleazy magazines.

I'm for it, just that they aint even trying to be subtle.

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Serious Party Gods
Apr 2, 2009

Universe Master posted:

I'm for it, just that they aint even trying to be subtle.

:ninja: samesies

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