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*eats ramen in some elses moms home* wow glad i made it to the minors
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Apr 24, 2019 15:03
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*realizing i suck and am about to get cut starts working on a knuckleball*
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Apr 24, 2019 15:03
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Zamboni Rodeo posted:*goes on the 10-day DL after getting stitches from opening a screen door wrong* *goes on DL for broken wrist suffered while 'washing his truck'*
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Apr 24, 2019 15:04
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*gets beaned at every at bat due to being a known rulebreaker* *tweets #letthekidsplay after every game*
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Apr 24, 2019 15:05
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*umpire investigates pitcher for evidence of ball tampering only to find hundreds of dollars worth of cocaine on his person* Play ball!
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Apr 24, 2019 15:10
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Zamboni Rodeo posted:*goes on the 10-day DL after getting stitches from opening a screen door wrong* Michael Corleone posted:*goes on DL for broken wrist suffered while 'washing his truck'* It's the IL now, fuckers.
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Apr 24, 2019 15:24
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*locks Jeff Francoeur in the bathroom*
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Apr 24, 2019 15:32
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*decides to be jaunty for today's game and wear visible stirrup socks*
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Apr 24, 2019 15:38
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I cast sleep on the audience
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Apr 24, 2019 15:39
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*Throws the ball directly at the batter as petty revenge because i'm 12 years old*
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Apr 24, 2019 15:44
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WTF? WHY AM I GETTING EJECTED? I SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO GIVE PEOPLE CONCUSSIONS, HE STEPPED ON MY SHOE 18 SEASONS AGO
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Apr 24, 2019 15:46
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*has feverish dream about swinging at watermelons but they keep trying to run away* *wakes up holding blood-soaked bat*
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Apr 24, 2019 15:49
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*is a cake eater*
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Apr 24, 2019 15:53
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*sees the writing on the clubhouse wall and decides to get a contract in japan* *also fat*
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Apr 24, 2019 15:54
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*scratches nuts* *smells fingers*
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Apr 24, 2019 16:33
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Dreams of likeness being made into a bobble head or rubber duck or some other lovely plastic toy.
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Apr 24, 2019 17:24
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*drinks and does cocaine* *drives boat really fast* *crashes boat into something that has always been there and dies*
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Apr 24, 2019 17:26
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I'm Bobson Dugnutt... and THIS, is Major League Baseball *Bunts* Honky Dong Country fucked around with this message at 17:53 on Apr 24, 2019 |
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Apr 24, 2019 17:51
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*scratches nuts (yes, again)
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Apr 24, 2019 17:55
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vX4L2LHGs98
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Apr 24, 2019 17:57
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*does coke in the locker room*
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Apr 24, 2019 17:59
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*is a pitcher with Hyper Shoot upgrade* *has an 0.00 ERA from that moment on*
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Apr 24, 2019 18:06
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*sits casually on the bench, sharpening cleats with an iron file to maul catchers when sliding to bases*
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Apr 24, 2019 18:09
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ahdL3wOd3R0 heres a sick tune and also the best baseball video game
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*is a closer with some sort of anachronistic facial hair* *gets called in in the bottom of the ninth* *sprints to the mound from the bullpen as fast as i possibly can* *gives up 3 homers on 3 pitches*
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Apr 24, 2019 18:12
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*stuffs wad of greasy napkins into palm of glove before pitching*
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Apr 24, 2019 18:16
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*I dedicated so much of my life to this sport, only to realize just now that this 4-hour long underwhelming excuse to sell hot-dogs is really not all that fun. gently caress this, I will NOT throw the ball anymore.*
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Apr 24, 2019 18:18
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*goes to bathroom between innings, jacks off with pine tar*
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Apr 24, 2019 18:26
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*Throws 999 strikeouts over a very lucrative career, is called useless and a waste of space by thousands of people by missing 1*
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Apr 24, 2019 18:27
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people dont think it be like it is but it do
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Apr 24, 2019 18:29
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*slaps everyone's rear end as they come into the dugout* *gets an immaculate white uniform extremely dusty* *has been loving groupies since the mid 90's, and has tentacled STDs that can't be killed except by nuclear fire or orbital cannon* *chews gum*
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Apr 24, 2019 18:30
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Whoever posts after me has to inject steroids into my buttcheek.
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Apr 24, 2019 18:33
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*swings at ball but rips a violent fart that tears a big hole in pants* *audience laugh* *the fart just won't stop, turning whole butt brown* "oh noooooo"
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Apr 24, 2019 18:34
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Paul Revere 3000 posted:Whoever posts after me has to inject steroids into my buttcheek. all the cool ballers are injecting it into their urethra now
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Apr 24, 2019 18:44
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redm posted:people dont think it be like it is but it do
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Apr 24, 2019 18:53
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I'm gay but hiding it behind a veneer of hyper masculinity and bad facial hair
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Apr 24, 2019 18:56
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is an mmo obsessed weirdo who bankrupts the state of road island on my scam mmo game becomes a qanon supporter and insane libertarian weirdo who votes straight r
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Apr 24, 2019 18:57
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Colonel Cancer posted:I'm gay but hiding it behind a veneer of hyper masculinity and bad facial hair A+ disguise.
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Apr 24, 2019 19:06
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Is either named Vida Blue or Tim Bruce.
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