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*Receives an arguably bad call* *Coach storms out and gets in the face of the umpire* *Screaming ensues and the coach and umpire turn their hats around backward to REALLY get in each other's faces* *Hats are thrown and dirt is kicked* *Coach maybe gets ejected* *is literally one of the coolest events in professional baseball*
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Apr 25, 2019 06:19
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*flips off Zack Hample*
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Apr 25, 2019 06:44
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snackcakes posted:i put on my mitt and baseball cap
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Apr 25, 2019 06:47
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As a baseball palyer my job is to be a pal to the guys. They tease me about not being a real part of the team, but I know they're just kidding haha
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Apr 25, 2019 06:52
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Spider Man posted:As a baseball palyer my job is to be a pal to the guys. They tease me about not being a real part of the team, but I know they're just kidding haha *Pats the bat boy on the head like the lil dude in Beerfest that brought the beers to the huge german dudes*
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Apr 25, 2019 06:57
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Spider Man posted:As a baseball palyer my job is to be a pal to the guys. They tease me about not being a real part of the team, but I know they're just kidding haha
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Apr 25, 2019 07:05
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I guess it's my turn to bring the beer to the dugout
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Apr 25, 2019 07:20
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Come on guys cut it out! My underwear aren't meant to stretch that far!
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Apr 25, 2019 07:25
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*enjoys a nice hot box*
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Apr 25, 2019 07:29
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* lives in a pile of laundry in the locker room *
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Isn’t black.
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Apr 25, 2019 11:01
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"My favorite food? Definitely the McNugget"
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Apr 25, 2019 11:09
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*scratches nuts* *spits* *scratches them again*
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Apr 25, 2019 11:19
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*drinks own weight in beer during weekend slow pitch double header* *somehow improves fielding game* *blows 5 times the legal limit while driving home* *demands sobriety test be conducted in the form of home run derby*
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Apr 25, 2019 11:45
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*wants to retire and open up a bar just like Cheers* *discovers bars are expensive* *can still get a job as a bartender though!* *discovers bartending is a horrible job where nobody knows your name or gives a gently caress*
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Apr 25, 2019 12:24
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*Ponders and discovers the meaning of life while waiting between pitches in the 9th inning*
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Apr 25, 2019 13:13
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I hit the ball with my bat and do a very good job in that aspect of the scenario.
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Apr 25, 2019 14:11
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*gets banned from the NBA for a year for gambling on games*
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Apr 25, 2019 14:27
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*won the Heisman trophy*
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Apr 25, 2019 15:10
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*gets into a knock-down, drag-out fight with the opposing team's mascot* *loses*
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Apr 25, 2019 15:16
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*is drafted in the first round of the draft, but goes to play one more year of college football, wins the Heisman, turns his back on baseball to play America's REAL national past time*
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Apr 25, 2019 15:49
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*spent last season in the California Penal League, is a real ''Wild Thing"*
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Apr 25, 2019 15:49
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*goes through 10 packs of Big League Chew per game*
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Apr 25, 2019 15:56
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*Is alive* *Complains about lifetime ban from hall of fame not being up yet*
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Apr 25, 2019 16:11
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Has a mullet
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Apr 25, 2019 17:55
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*has over 200 IQ* *every time he hits a dinger does increasingly crazy batflips and takes 4 minutes to round the bases* *gets the pitchers on tilt causing him to throw at him next time up* *helps his team win and ups his OBP at the same time* I wish this was a RP, grow some balls someone 
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Apr 25, 2019 17:55
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Michael Corleone posted:*has over 200 IQ* https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WTwE7xDZkPk
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*knows anything about baseball*
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Apr 25, 2019 21:37
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*stuffs pants with softballs*
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Apr 25, 2019 21:55
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Hi I'm Joey Gallo and I just realized I'm surrounded by cameras every night.
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Apr 25, 2019 22:00
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lol microcephaly’s rough
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Apr 26, 2019 06:07
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*is 6'10", an absolute unit* *accidentally explodes a bird with one of many record-breaking fastballs* *retire and begin a photography career, take beautiful wildlife photos, use explodeded bird as logo* https://rj51photos.com/
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*breaks arm and gets surgery that allows me to throw a 100mph fastball* *is signed by the chicago cubs at 12 years old* *mentored by my idol gary busey*
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Apr 26, 2019 09:01
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I, Bahamut Samael the IV, am sitting on the bench and twitching dweebishly.
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Apr 26, 2019 09:06
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ProperCoochie posted:*is 6'10", an absolute unit* This is good. Thank you for sharing.
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Apr 26, 2019 09:09
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lo carb Lo Pan posted:Hi I'm Joey Gallo and I just realized I'm surrounded by cameras every night. Lol
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Apr 26, 2019 09:48
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*flips bat as a form of protest*
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Sponge Baathist posted:*drinks and does cocaine* 
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