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CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

https://twitter.com/johnscott_32/status/1121599978873466880

NHL All-Star MVP John Scott has spoken.

e- CBJ/Bruins has the potential to be some Good rear end Hockey.

CBJSprague24 fucked around with this message at 03:25 on Apr 26, 2019

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Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

How Doers get more done
Fun Shoe

Jamwad Hilder posted:

Marchand rules. You can only dream of having an agitator who also scores 100 points a season.

Nah I cheer for Crosby.

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

If you're Canadian and you hate Crosby, remember who scored the Golden Goal. For real. Just remember

Pornographic Memory
Dec 17, 2008

Ginette Reno posted:

Nah I cheer for Crosby.

crosby doesn't even have to try to make fans around the league hate him, its just effortless. meanwhile marchand has to resort to ridiculous stunts like licking people and growing a giant unsightly nose

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

Some may say he has a nose for trouble, and not all of them come from some sort of an antisemitic place

WhiskeyJuvenile
Feb 15, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
All of Marchand's sins are forgiven since he forced the league to tell him to stop licking people

HOW COULD YOU
Jun 1, 2006

The man in black fled across Middle Tennessee, and Pierre followed.
Chaos cup Boston cup

HOW COULD YOU
Jun 1, 2006

The man in black fled across Middle Tennessee, and Pierre followed.

WhiskeyJuvenile posted:

All of Marchand's sins are forgiven since he forced the league to tell him to stop licking people

Licker pour gagner

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


https://twitter.com/1stOhioBattery/status/1121604346431594498

looks like he was goin for the neck

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

That’s just physics. That’s how you retain balance.

You idiots probably don’t know anything about tightrope walking.

Jamwad Hilder
Apr 18, 2007

surfin usa
Marchand just standing there and Atkinson skates into him


If anyone is actually mad about that sequence of events, lmao

bewbies
Sep 23, 2003

Fun Shoe
nice 5 hole bishop you lanky gently caress

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


https://twitter.com/SaraCivian/status/1121546256583729153

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

The Atkinson/Marchand GIFs don't adequately depict Marchy deliberately breaking Cam's stick by stepping on the blade just before the faceoff, which was what he was pissed about. His game was hoping they'd drop the puck and it'd be a momentary 5-on-4, which didn't happen.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

He's just mad he didn't think of it first.

Zat
Jan 16, 2008

I love me some poo poo scheduling. Back to back games 6 and 7:

https://twitter.com/NYIslanders/status/1121259210543595520
Game 5 in NY on Sunday, Game 6 in Raleigh on Tuesday, Game 7 in NY on Wednesday. :thumbsup:

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Zat posted:

I love me some poo poo scheduling. Back to back games 6 and 7:

https://twitter.com/NYIslanders/status/1121259210543595520
Game 5 in NY on Sunday, Game 6 in Raleigh on Tuesday, Game 7 in NY on Wednesday. :thumbsup:

By poo poo scheduling, I thought you meant "Games are not being played in Nassau".

Zat
Jan 16, 2008

CBJSprague24 posted:

By poo poo scheduling, I thought you meant "Games are not being played in Nassau".

That too, but that was known well in advance

a false
Mar 5, 2009

I DECIDE
WHO LIVES
AND WHO DIES

Zat posted:

I love me some poo poo scheduling. Back to back games 6 and 7:

https://twitter.com/NYIslanders/status/1121259210543595520
Game 5 in NY on Sunday, Game 6 in Raleigh on Tuesday, Game 7 in NY on Wednesday. :thumbsup:

fortunately it's not going to game 7, as the islanders are sweeping.

Mike_V
Jul 31, 2004

3/18/2023: Day of the Dorks
Hm, looks like all those night games start at a normal time though?

Vargatron
Apr 19, 2008

MRAZZLE DAZZLE


a false posted:

fortunately it's not going to game 7, as the islanders are sweeping.

Strongly disagree.

vivisectvnv
Aug 5, 2003

Vargatron posted:

Strongly disagree.

what the hell those are all normal start times and breaks between games

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

2am, 3 minutes

barnold
Dec 16, 2011


what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

Aphrodite posted:

That’s just physics. That’s how you retain balance.

This is becoming the soup du jour every NHL playoffs. Something happens in 0.1 seconds realtime and everyone wildly flaps their cocks around trying to manipulate a screen grab to make it look like one guy is out there for the express purpose of earning a penalty. This isn't exclusive to the Bruins either, just hockey fans with broke brains justifying the emotional rollercoaster of the playoffs. It's like white noise at this point

Vargatron
Apr 19, 2008

MRAZZLE DAZZLE


vivisectvnv posted:

what the hell those are all normal start times and breaks between games

I think you quoted the wrong post, fam.

OldSenileGuy
Mar 13, 2001

Zat posted:

I love me some poo poo scheduling. Back to back games 6 and 7:

https://twitter.com/NYIslanders/status/1121259210543595520
Game 5 in NY on Sunday, Game 6 in Raleigh on Tuesday, Game 7 in NY on Wednesday. :thumbsup:

The Battle of the Slush

Vargatron
Apr 19, 2008

MRAZZLE DAZZLE


Every team in round 1 was killed by Carolina Ice.

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

I hear if you say Carolina Ice 3 times into the mirror at midnight, the Lightning get swept in the first round

BlackStar
Aug 21, 2004

"Unsportsmanlike" is Marchand's middle name.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

A stick and player positioned legally on a face off wouldn't be able to be stomped.

Rotten Cookies
Nov 11, 2008

gosh! i like both the islanders and the rangers!!! :^)

Carolina ice is no match for Brooklyn ice

Arivia
Mar 17, 2011

BlackStar posted:

"Unsportsmanlike" is Marchand's middle name.

Was born with the word “goon” for a mouth

MaoistBanker
Sep 11, 2001

For Sound Financial Pranning!
It's going to be so lame if the CHAOS playoffs means the Bruins walk to a cup.

BlackStar
Aug 21, 2004



Look at the palms! Honestly. Garbage.

Jamwad Hilder
Apr 18, 2007

surfin usa

MaoistBanker posted:

It's going to be so lame if the CHAOS playoffs means the Bruins walk to a cup.

actually that would rule

Hand Knit
Oct 24, 2005

Beer Loses more than a game Sunday ...
We lost our Captain, our Teammate, our Friend Kelly Calabro...
Rest in Peace my friend you will be greatly missed..

BlackStar posted:



Look at the palms! Honestly. Garbage.

All the better to facewash you with.

bewbies
Sep 23, 2003

Fun Shoe

BlackStar posted:



Look at the palms! Honestly. Garbage.

isn't that illegal? At least at some point they made a rule that the palms of your gloves had to be fully intact

Veskit
Mar 2, 2005

I love capitalism!! DM me for the best investing advice!

BlackStar posted:



Look at the palms! Honestly. Garbage.

He has the literal bottom lip of a bear

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

That glove contains more varieties of organisms than the rest of the known universe

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Henrik Zetterberg
Dec 7, 2007

sweet thursday posted:

That glove contains more varieties of organisms than the rest of the known universe

Congratulations on describing literally every hockey glove on the planet. They're some of the most disgusting things ever.

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