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But my employer still only gives me 200MB of email server space. Is this a part of IBM's master plan to hold enterprise customers hostage forever?
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Apr 25, 2019 05:37
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Oh hey look, HR sent out a happy easter email that uses pngs that were originally jpegs, guess I didn't need that precious 2% of my entire email allotment after all.
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Apr 25, 2019 05:38
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youre suposed to print all your emails and archive them in your desk
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Apr 25, 2019 05:38
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Stop formatting your dick pics as .png, nobody cares
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Apr 25, 2019 05:39
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jimmyjams posted:youre suposed to print all your emails and archive them in your desk the desk they gave me has a broken lock, and I'm too busy squirreling poo poo away in my over-desk-compartment thing.
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Apr 25, 2019 05:40
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Korthal posted:the desk they gave me has a broken lock, and I'm too busy squirreling poo poo away in my over-desk-compartment thing. just scatter them all over your desk that way yor boss knows youre super productive
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Apr 25, 2019 05:42
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when they begin to spill out of your cube that just means youre super extra productive!!!!!
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Apr 25, 2019 05:43
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Hold on, gotta delete some critical emails so I can make room for the monster jam tickets HR is emailing me about.
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Apr 25, 2019 05:47
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peterson i need that report asap, save it to a floppy disk and send it to me post-haste via pneumatic tubing
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Apr 25, 2019 05:47
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there's multiple different possibilities in play: - your employer habitually underfunds their IT department and the email servers are creaking along on old hardware - your IT department is run by graybeards who think email, and computers in general, should be text-only - your employer specifically wants to discourage you from retaining emails so that in the event of a lawsuit or criminal investigation, there is less evidence that could conceivably be discovered
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Apr 25, 2019 05:48
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A TB of storgae fits on a camera wafer but the company servers that take up an entire floor just don’t have enough storage for me to save all my emails.
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Apr 25, 2019 05:49
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you havent lived until youve shoved your genitals in one of those pneumatic mailer tubes. i call it a hudsucker proxy.
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Apr 25, 2019 05:49
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I think the administration just wonders why anyone would have a reason to save emails. 
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Apr 25, 2019 05:51
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Farmer Crack-rear end posted:there's multiple different possibilities in play: I work in government, so the most likely answer is "We signed a 50-year contract with IBM, we'll renegotiate in 2040"
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Apr 25, 2019 05:53
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I cleaned my mailbox at work over the last two weeks. 150,000 emails take a long time to empty from deleted items.
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Apr 25, 2019 06:59
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those gigabytes tho
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Apr 25, 2019 07:32
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My inbox has been almost full for about 4 years now. 
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Apr 25, 2019 07:41
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My employer uses Gmail.
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Apr 25, 2019 07:49
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Set up a rule that automatically deletes every email as soon as it lands in your inbox. This saves you time reading and deleting the emails. Time equals money, so your company will thank you for saving them big cash!
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Apr 25, 2019 07:55
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Malcolm Turnbeug posted:Stop formatting your dick pics as .png, nobody cares OP's would be a kilobyte, max. 
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Apr 25, 2019 18:00
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SCROTO TURBOSPERG posted:i call it a pudsucker proxy.
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Apr 25, 2019 18:09
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Korthal posted:Hold on, gotta delete some critical emails so I can make room for the monster jam tickets HR is emailing me about. i mean yah this checks out. monster jam is better than working.
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Apr 25, 2019 18:16
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If you hoard emails you might have a bigger problem than lack of storage space.
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Apr 25, 2019 18:17
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Korthal posted:I work in government, so the most likely answer is "We signed a 50-year contract with IBM, we'll renegotiate in 2040" I work in the government, and I have 10 gigs (plus unlimited archives)? Sorry about your luck, plebe.
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Apr 25, 2019 18:25
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I was hoping this would be about phones 8GB: $599.99 16GB: $1299.99 32GB: Empty your wallet this is a loving stickup Also enjoy your OS which takes up a full 3 gigs for reasons
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Apr 25, 2019 18:28
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Korthal posted:Hold on, gotta delete some critical emails so I can make room for the monster jam tickets HR is emailing me about. Hey now, five bucks pays for the whole seat but you’ll only need the EDGE
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Apr 25, 2019 18:30
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How many gigabytes do you need at the dick sucking factory op
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Apr 25, 2019 18:33
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semi-serious answer: performance starts to degrade at some point if you hoard emails and your emails are probably being archived somewhere outside the active databases if the company requires it for legal.
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Apr 25, 2019 18:38
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no pubes yet sorry posted:semi-serious answer: performance starts to degrade at some point if you hoard emails and your emails are probably being archived somewhere outside the active databases if the company requires it for legal. lol
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Apr 25, 2019 18:40
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Korthal posted:But my employer still only gives me 200MB of email server space. Is this a part of IBM's master plan to hold enterprise customers hostage forever? When I worked at Farmers they did this poo poo and then if you wanted like 2GB you had to pay Farmers around $20/mo Fuckwits
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Apr 25, 2019 18:45
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GBS of storage place?
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Apr 25, 2019 18:51
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Moridin920 posted:When I worked at Farmers they did this poo poo and then if you wanted like 2GB you had to pay Farmers around $20/mo did you seriously work for an insurance company
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Apr 25, 2019 18:53
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that would be a lot of porn if this was 1995
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Apr 25, 2019 19:02
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You can store a cenobyte in the empty space in your rear end in a top hat for free (until you fart or poop)
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Apr 25, 2019 19:08
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just do what i did. walk around the parking lot till you find a random usb drive on the ground, then plug it into your work computer and store your emails on it
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Apr 25, 2019 19:11
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I can hide about 6x 256 gb micro sd cards up my nose, gently caress you Johnny neumonic. one sneeze and there goes all my porn and game of thrones though. ClamdestineBoyster posted:You can store a cenobyte in the empty space in your rear end in a top hat for free (until you fart or poop) "we have such sights to.. what the gently caress, where are we?"  
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Apr 25, 2019 19:12
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:You can store a cenobyte in the empty space in your rear end in a top hat for free (until you fart or poop) Your butthole is now in the lament configuration
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Apr 25, 2019 19:47
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WatermelonGun posted:did you seriously work for an insurance company For about 7-8 months yeah Sucked assholes
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Apr 25, 2019 19:58
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Moridin920 posted:When I worked at Farmers they did this poo poo and then if you wanted like 2GB you had to pay Farmers around $20/mo How would it be beneficial to a company to force their employees to waste time on email management?
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if you've got time to lean, you've got time to clean (your inbox) i just checked and my inbox has 8,306 unread messages. guess i must be really busy!
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