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Yo I know this has nothing to do with the thread, but how did it take until 2014 for some one to come up with Homo simpson?
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Robokomodo posted:Tried to drink myself to death one day about 3 years ago. Hospitalized with a .51 BAC Glad you are still with us 
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After a handful of Tinder dates this girl and I thought it would be a good idea to give each other cigarette burns on our forearms, she called it off a month or so later but I get bad keloids so it's still there In our defense we mostly bonded over the book Jesus' Son so it seemed appropriate at the time
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Squashing Machine posted:After a handful of Tinder dates this girl and I thought it would be a good idea to give each other cigarette burns on our forearms, she called it off a month or so later but I get bad keloids so it's still there Dude... sudonim posted:forked up if true  The pilot for the show The Leftovers had a scene where a couple kids at a party burned eachother with a hot fork. I got irrationally angry when I saw that and refused to watch any more of that show.
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Signed up for art school. I am not a "man of means" and the following is dedicated to the motherfuckers that keep me down: NAVIENT https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y1mBPjrBxxo Literally suck the poo poo directly out of my rear end in a top hat, pigs.
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Moderating and moderation.
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Apr 27, 2019 02:35
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Burt Sexual posted:Moderating and moderation. yeah we know the worst thing you did was moderating.
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went down an icy hill on a strip of plastic head first into a chain link fence. still have the gap in my front teeth.
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Apr 27, 2019 03:59
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Started smoking
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Apr 27, 2019 04:04
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Burt Sexual posted:Started smoking
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Played video games in high school and college instead of leaving my room and socializing.
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Squashing Machine posted:After a handful of Tinder dates this girl and I thought it would be a good idea to give each other cigarette burns on our forearms, she called it off a month or so later but I get bad keloids so it's still there Did the same thing but it wasn’t a girl just a drinking buddy who wanted to find out who was tougher. We put our arms together wrist-to-wrist and elbow-to-elbow and dropped a cigarette in the crack and let it burn out. Actually went through three cigarettes before we called it a draw. Left dramatic scars but in the twenty years since they’ve pretty much entirely faded away to the point that you really have to look to see them Edit: but yeah this Burt Sexual posted:Started smoking
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Apr 27, 2019 06:55
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Burt Sexual posted:Started smoking Smoking is cool though 
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Apr 27, 2019 10:16
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Burt Sexual posted:Started smoking Started drinking.
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Apr 27, 2019 15:39
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pork steaks posted:In seventh grade I stared at the sun for so long it left a small blind spot in the middle of my vision and I still see it once in a while when I get tired. This is the optic nerve in the middle of your cornea. Everyone has that. It’s the “pineapple slice” that you see when you close your eyes.
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Quit smoking and started working out just in time for total societal collapse and general apocalypse lmao
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When society collapses you're going to want to be strong and have healthy lungs
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Strength and healthy lungs will mean nothing here in America it is all about who has the most guns 
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DeadFatDuckFat posted:Dude... Have you heard about this? It's the craze that's sweeping the nation's high schools. It's called "forking" and if you're a parent, you need to watch this segment
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DeadFatDuckFat posted:I (maybe) let my college roommate brand me with a really hot fork while everyone was really drunk. I still have the fork burn in my arm DeadFatDuckFat posted:Dude... I did it accidentally while sober and forging 1 inch thick stock that was glowing bright red, so yeah you should feel hella dumb.. 
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Apr 27, 2019 19:46
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I used to drive drunk allot in highschool, I liked to throw bottles out the window at street signs. Once driving drunk at night with my headlights off I opened my car door while driving to knock over a traffic cone. A do-gooder saw and alerted the cops who tracked me down. I didn't get a DUI somehow (I'm white). I stopped driving drunk about a year later for unrelated reasons, stopped drinking all together a few years ago thanks to liver disease.
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Spectral_beard posted:I used to drive drunk allot in highschool, I liked to throw bottles out the window at street signs. Once driving drunk at night with my headlights off I opened my car door while driving to knock over a traffic cone. A do-gooder saw and alerted the cops who tracked me down. I didn't get a DUI somehow (I'm white). I stopped driving drunk about a year later for unrelated reasons, stopped drinking all together a few years ago thanks to liver disease. The traffic cones and street signs are eliciting their revenge.
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Apr 28, 2019 00:33
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2 tabs of acid about 2 hours in. 100 mph on a mountain skyline road known for weekend motorcyclists and police cars to catch the speeders. Having a nice chat with the friends in the car who where as high as me, at 100 mph. Couldn't really tell where my feet and hands ended and the car began. Just cruisin.
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Apr 28, 2019 00:44
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didn't kill myself when I was one second old
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Burt Sexual posted:Started smoking Either that, my first marriage, or breeding. I'm not sure which was the worst of the 3 yet.
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Colonel Cancer posted:Quit smoking and started working out just in time for total societal collapse and general apocalypse lmao Ha ha. Maybe you should start smoking again
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akma posted:Either that, my first marriage, or breeding. I'm not sure which was the worst of the 3 yet. Seriously, you're hosed up if you can’t figure that out.
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Burt Sexual posted:Started smoking Bookmarking this post for future reference, don’t smoke goons.
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Burt Sexual posted:Bookmarking this post for future reference, don’t smoke goons. pfff, don't tell me what to do. You ain't my mom
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Apr 28, 2019 03:27
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:pfff, don't tell me what to do. You ain't my mom I worry about my goon brethren. Speaking of which, you’ve posted poo poo itt so pony up in the next few minutes of mumpy regrets.
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Apr 28, 2019 03:37
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Burt Sexual posted:I worry about my goon brethren. Speaking of which, you’ve posted poo poo itt so pony up in the next few minutes of mumpy regrets. 
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Apr 28, 2019 03:43
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Probably wasting a year in a PhD program when I could have been working at a normal job and learning the ropes there. It was a total waste of a year. I'm pretty sure the reason I tried it was because I was nervous about getting a real job and just wanted to stay in my cozy cocoon of academia.
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Apr 28, 2019 03:49
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Yo regrets, son. inmediatamente
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Burt Sexual posted:Yo regrets, son. inmediatamente do your worst I guess
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:do your worst I guess this might be the stupidest thing I ever done (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Apr 28, 2019 05:45
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i went to the beach and was like oh hell yeah nobodys here what gives? its just a little overcast??? ignoring the fact that the tide was so high there was next to no sand and even the life guards had gone home, i went for a swim and then came home and found out six people had died in that area that day due to insane weather and riptides. lmao i wish neptune had called me home.
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AutumnDDP2 posted:Probably wasting a year in a PhD program when I could have been working at a normal job and learning the ropes there. It was a total waste of a year. I'm pretty sure the reason I tried it was because I was nervous about getting a real job and just wanted to stay in my cozy cocoon of academia. This, except I got the PhD after 5 years. I mean I have a good job now which requires the PhD, and it's good for progressing quickly through the company structure, but it still feels like potentially a huge waste of my youth. Who knows
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When I was 9 or whatever 3ed graders are my friend and I were walking home from school. A cop car was driving by and my friend flipped them off lol. The cop started to turn around and did that little root with the so we bolted. And now I have no friends.
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Burt Sexual posted:Bookmarking this post for future reference, don’t smoke goons. It's my one vice.... so I'm keeping it for now... no regerts until a few years from now
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It's burgin' time! 
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