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I once threw a bouncy ball as hard as I could at the floor (I leaped in the air, arm extended and power blasted that fucker) only for it to bounce off the ground and straight into my eye. Kids these days don't know what they're missin'
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Peanut Butter posted:Put a q-tip in my ear, forgot it was there and hit the side of my head with my hand. So much blood and I couldn't stand high frequencies in that ear for years. Luckily I was a teenager so I didn't suffer any permanent hearing loss. Next stop: anus
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