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Vato posted:Super freaky! 
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i jerk off with both hands, rubbing them together like i'm starting a fire with sticks
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Apr 26, 2019 07:56
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guestimate posted:How can you possibly pleasure yourself with your non dominant hand?!? Very carefully
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Apr 26, 2019 08:08
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Vato posted:What is a Samoa Joe signal? He meant "Samosa Joe". It's a really difficult pastry to make but when done properly it tastes amazing. And you always eat it with your right hand.
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Apr 26, 2019 09:03
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I was eating one time and a man at the other side of the table was like "I can see that you are left handed  "Then I thoroughly owned him by switching hands and eating equally proficiently 
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Apr 26, 2019 09:59
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Blurry Gray Thing posted:A true warrior uses this for offense and not just defense. A Master Masterbator is far stronger than any mere berserker. If I ever have to confront an intruder, I intend to do it naked, erection in my right hand and knife in my left. It's their call which one gets used.
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Apr 26, 2019 10:05
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my right hand has really been working my penis over recently. maybe i oughta seperate those 2 for a while
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Apr 26, 2019 11:32
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While out and about I touch pretty much everything disgusting with my right hand (doorknobs, peoples hands, pushing buttons, etc), reserving my pristine left hand in case of eating, peeing, pooping, jerking, etc. Sometimes hand washing is just not an option in some situations. I've also broken my right hand on two different occasions and had lots of time to learn to do everything with my left hand if necessary. All in all I think I've developed a good skillset that should carry me healthily to a tidy and timely grave.
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Apr 26, 2019 11:55
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kimihia posted:He meant "Samosa Joe". It's a really difficult pastry to make but when done properly it tastes amazing. ah, i see the ancient kneading techniques are still taught, theres still hope in this world of trash street food
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Apr 26, 2019 12:04
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Colonel Cancer posted:Why would you ever jerk off with your dominant hand Op's submissive.
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Apr 26, 2019 13:01
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I feel bad for people who have to switch hands to use their knife when they eat steak. Like bitch just learn how to use one god damned utensil with your other hand.
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Apr 26, 2019 16:21
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when im jerkin off two dudes at once i don't jerk both in sync but rather in a wave like pattern
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Apr 27, 2019 03:11
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:Because you're a moron.
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Apr 27, 2019 03:33
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Joe Mama Poonana posted:when im jerkin off two dudes at once i don't jerk both in sync but rather in a wave like pattern lol
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Apr 27, 2019 03:36
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Apparently the way your brain hemispheres or something operate you really can have your hands do stuff you don't want them to do like on Dr Strangelove.
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Apr 27, 2019 03:47
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DiggityDoink posted:To be fair, that is kinda freakish unless you're ambidextrous in everything. Serious Party Gods posted:Not to be a drag, but (for real) I have super-mild Cerebral palsy. FWIW other than handwriting (which is either complete poo poo left hand and merely terrible right hand) I'm mostly ambidextrous but have a preferential hand uses for certain tasks because I work better with that hand. And yes it is freakish as hell.
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Apr 27, 2019 03:57
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It’s not ambidexterity. It’s cross-dominance. I write left handed, but that’s it. I can’t play sports left handed. I do everything else right handed. Except play pool, apparently. Oh, thanks for reading.
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Apr 27, 2019 13:40
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I'm like...55% sure, that in high school, I once won a fencing bout by switching handedness. No, wait...0%. I guess that it's like boxing, enough random people get into it by being southpaws, just because it trips enough people up. Meh, nevermind. If I was to stab someone, it would be with my left. Maybe. I don't think the brain hemisphere stuff has any implication on it. It's all down to practice. If you want brain stuff with that, the term is neuroplasticity.
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Apr 27, 2019 17:09
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Lol if you haven't developed mouse ambidexterity over years of jerking off to the internet. LH mouse RH self-husband
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Apr 28, 2019 06:51
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I’m right handed but I can only do the Vulcan live long and prosper sign with my left hand. The fingers on my right hand absolutely refuse to spread that way.
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Apr 28, 2019 07:10
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Ralph Hurley posted:I’m right handed but I can only do the Vulcan live long and prosper sign with my left hand. The fingers on my right hand absolutely refuse to spread that way. In the Vulcan tongue they call that "gay-handed".
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Apr 28, 2019 10:44
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My buddy broke his right hand punching someone, so when we'd play ping pong after that we both used our left hands. It developed over time.
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Apr 28, 2019 13:31
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Twelve Batmans posted:In the Vulcan tongue they call that "gay-handed". Sa-ka-ashausu el'ru
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Apr 28, 2019 18:41
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I'm glad I can use both my nuts equally. One is sightly bigger, but me and my nuts all just laugh and laugh about it
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Apr 28, 2019 18:43
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I am left-buttocked.
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Apr 28, 2019 21:33
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I taught myself to be ambidextrous so I always feel really weird when people compare handedness to sexuality. Because I totally chose my handedness.
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