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WHY does every VIDEO on YOUTUBE look the SAME? WHY do they all have the SAME thumbnail that all LOOK LIKE THIS?! WHO is watching this GARBAGE? edit: I guess it's YouTube
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Apr 26, 2019 05:42
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Apr 26, 2019 05:43
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I've tried to use Youtube with recommendations, without them, on totally fresh machines, with other people's accounts, it never matters. It's all just unwatchable. Is Youtube the worst website on the internet? Yes, of course it is.
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Apr 26, 2019 05:43
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FactsAreUseless posted:WHY does every VIDEO on YOUTUBE look the SAME? WHY do they all have the SAME thumbnail that all LOOK LIKE THIS?! WHO is watching this GARBAGE? Bots and hordes of middle aged moms, I think.
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Apr 26, 2019 05:44
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CASEY NEISTAT RULESZ!!!
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Apr 26, 2019 05:53
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Watch Simpsons music videos
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Apr 26, 2019 05:56
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Apr 26, 2019 06:34
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I think it's this. Only usually there are QUESTIONS???? And, like, the Kevin from Home Alone 'AHHHHH!' face, but otherwise, it's this.
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Apr 26, 2019 06:57
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The WORST POSTER on these FORUMS???
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Apr 26, 2019 07:00
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ALL HAIL the ALGORITHM
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Apr 26, 2019 07:04
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FactsAreUseless posted:WHY does every VIDEO on YOUTUBE look the SAME? WHY do they all have the SAME thumbnail that all LOOK LIKE THIS?! WHO is watching this GARBAGE? EVERY video doesn't look the same you just see the ones that do the marketing tricks (which makes them look the same) then the algorithm pushes them at you more since they're popular, there's basically endless (they are uploaded around 18000 times faster than you can watch them) videos that don't look like anything else you never see now. Flannelette fucked around with this message at 07:08 on Apr 26, 2019 |
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Apr 26, 2019 07:06
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it owns that culture and expression is becoming homogenized because a bunch of computer touchers figured out how to push all the gribbly little engagement buttons people have.
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Apr 26, 2019 07:08
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because youtube stars are philosophers who make bank off The Socratic Method
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Apr 26, 2019 07:24
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you seasoned it wrong
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Apr 26, 2019 08:14
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OP wrote a post... and then THIS happened
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Apr 26, 2019 08:33
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Nanna, I keep telling you, the tv part and the box at the bottom both have a power switch.
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Apr 26, 2019 08:59
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TOP 10 reasons to make a TOP 10 video A White Guy With Facial Hair Standing In Front Of A Mountain Of Childrens Toys: "How's it going YouTube, it's your boy SlappyPappySlaps here again with another heckin dank top 10 list so charge up your vapes and dab on them haters cuz were about to GET JUICY!!!" [oversaturated airhorn noise accompanied by clipart of a fortnite character dabbing, followed by a jump cut] NUMBER 10: "All cell phones have things called 'full motion cameras' now. They used to be hard to operate and require study to understand the mechanisms of, but the process has been reduced to tapping your cheetoh covered thumbs on a screen a few times. Now, any rando with a need or want to film themselves talking about nothing can just do it without a second thought. I get sexually excited when strangers give me attention- [jump cut to stage left camera] "-Who doesn't, am I right?" [distorted clip of a crowd of people yelling, followed by another jumpcut] "-so why WOULDN'T I want to make a fool of myself for the chance to get some ad revenue money? The only problem is that I'm unfunny and have no real talents, which brings us right into..." NUMBER 9: "They're really easy to make. All I have to do is pick a subject and google some words to get pictures. [points to left top corner of screen at slideshow of google image results] Don't believe me? Try it yourself, libtard!"  NUMBER 8: "Sans Undertale" NUMBER 7: "Hang on, I think I'm getting my scripts mixed up here uh..." [flips through full color gloss mcu dojinshi with notes written in sharpie offscreen before glancing into camera nervously] "...so uh the top 7 reason to make a top 10 video is uh..be-because 7... 8 9." NUMBER 6: "Hail Satan, my dark lord and master. He will rain blood upon these lands for a thousand years to pull christ from his throne. As we pray in his name, our mind and bodies shall become one to consume all life on earth. Vivat nisi unum solum." NUMBER 5: "Lists are subjective,and nobody agrees with anything. I can let users send death threats to each other in my comments section and casually feign ignorance to it with zero consequence. I'd use the phrase 'all press is good press' if I even knew what the hell a newspaper was, but its 2019! Who still reads print? Old people? I'm not old, you're old!" NUMBER 4: [cue sponsored advertisement for random product completely unrelated to the current subject or content providers channel with much higher production quality than the rest of the video] NUMBER 3: "We're only two spots away from reason number 1 in our top 10 reasons to make a top 10 video. If you've made it this far, get yourself some gamer fuel as a reward for a job well done. I hope I didn't accidentally use any slurs while recording this time because I'm sure as hell not doing it again." NUMBER 2: "Before we get to number 1, I'd like to say that if you've been enjoying this video, be sure to comment, subscribe and  because if you don't, I will find your pets and loving EAT THEM while you WATCH. I'm not even kidding, I know most of you little bastards just wait for me to show up in your list of recommended videos, and THAT ISN'T GOOD ENOUGH! Hurry up and click the bell while you're at it, dipshit! gently caress you!" NUMBER 1: "Well, it's been a long journey but we've finally made it, gamers. And now, the number 1 reason to make a top 10 video is..." [drumroll] "It's the money. Formats like this are fast-to-make and easy-to-exploit. When something simple enough to be quickly replicated falls through the pipeline, the armies of the bland and uninteresting will flock in droves to get a piece of that sweet revenue pie until the well dries up and there's absolutely nothing you can do to ever stop us. Smell ya later, losers." [rips open several million dollar monthly check while wandering off camera as screen fades to half assed outro sequence] Dubbed Voiceover: "Do you want to make a top 10 list? What kind of top 10 list would you want to make? Leave a comment explaining your idea in vivid detail in the comments section below. If we like your idea, we might use it in a future episode to give you a boost of exposure. See you guys next time!"
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Apr 26, 2019 09:21
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LOVE LOVE SKELETON posted:because youtube stars are philosophers who make bank off The Socratic Method Socrates did not walk around Greece with a huge rack or make annoying faces with giant eyes and red arrows trying to get people's attention, as far as I know.
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Apr 26, 2019 09:35
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Apr 26, 2019 09:38
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Gotta turn the monitor on first doi
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Apr 26, 2019 10:07
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There's some fun stuff on youtube.
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Apr 26, 2019 10:16
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Here's what my recommendations look like RIGHT NOW (don't doxx me)
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Apr 26, 2019 10:27
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You should enable dark mode on YouTube.
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Apr 26, 2019 10:36
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Lambert posted:You should enable dark mode on YouTube.
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Apr 26, 2019 10:36
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Homo Simpson posted:Can it be done on mobile? Yep (at least on Android): Click the user icon on the top right -> Settings -> General -> Dark theme
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Apr 26, 2019 10:38
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If a YT video has a picture of a person with their mouth open I just block the channel. gently caress them.
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Apr 26, 2019 11:08
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Lambert posted:Yep (at least on Android): Click the user icon on the top right -> Settings -> General -> Dark theme Thx man
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Apr 26, 2019 11:10
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Lambert posted:Yep (at least on Android): Click the user icon on the top right -> Settings -> General -> Dark theme I had to search so hard for this back when I originally turned it on. The option should be under the settings menu at the top left, not the user icon.
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Apr 26, 2019 11:28
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I can't see poo poo in dark themes and hate that all programs started switching to it a few years back. Thankfully these forums remain readable (except for you-know-which).
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Apr 26, 2019 11:52
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Mooey Cow posted:Here's what my recommendations look like RIGHT NOW (don't doxx me) Please stop hacking my account.
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Apr 26, 2019 12:03
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I liked and commented, but I did not subscribe.
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Apr 26, 2019 12:09
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I'm still pissed at programs that DON't have dark themes and threaten to blind me with screaming white light every time i click on one in a dark room (i am always in a dark room). Thank goodness for chrome extensions that do it for me at least.
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Apr 26, 2019 12:09
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Mooey Cow posted:Here's what my recommendations look like RIGHT NOW (don't doxx me) that dumbo chick dummy thicc
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Apr 26, 2019 12:32
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I don't really understand how this seems to happen to people. My suggestion box usually has a ton of things that I want to watch in it. It's got me down pretty well. ...Almost too well... Subscribe to some channels you like or something. I don't know. There are a lot of good science channels if you're into that. My friend complained about a similar problem a while ago.  : "The YouTube suggestions are useless. All it does is suggest gaming videos to me." : "What do you normally watch?": "Gaming videos."
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Apr 26, 2019 12:38
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Shadow0 posted:I don't really understand how this seems to happen to people. My suggestion box usually has a ton of things that I want to watch in it. It's got me down pretty well. ...Almost too well... Maybe you watch garbage.
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Apr 26, 2019 13:32
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immortalyawn posted:Maybe you watch garbage. It’s this
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Apr 26, 2019 13:42
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immortalyawn posted:Maybe you watch garbage. That's entirely possible! But I enjoy it, and all my videos don't look the same, which I believe was the heart of the problem. No one asked, but this is what my recommendations look like:  Though I do agree, most of YouTube is trash and people following terrible thumbnail formulas to get views. What do you normally look at on YouTube, OP? How long before we can start using the Google / YouTube / Facebook content algorithms to match with partners, or for an even bleaker future - friends? Shadow0 fucked around with this message at 13:47 on Apr 26, 2019 |
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Apr 26, 2019 13:44
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crabcakes dogg posted:The WORST POSTER on these FORUMS??? hlelo
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Apr 26, 2019 13:50
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I like to watch david murray restore old commodores
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Apr 26, 2019 13:55
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Because cunts always click on them. Gotta get those views
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