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Scrotum Modem
Sep 12, 2014

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ujQb_lFYcms

Men must shower before

IT'S STRICTLY PLATONIC

no fatties and no one with back or knee injuries. It has nothing to do with getting down on your knees. IT'S STRICTLY PLATONIC

we meet up outside the dick sucking factory after work and we'll go from there.

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Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012


Thanks, local news :thumbsup:

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

so dudes gotta bathe, have good backs, and not be obese to engage in the ritual? sounds like pretty high standards for a mancuddle group organized through local news

Grevling
Dec 18, 2016

"Fully platonic"

but also

"no fatties"

:thunk:

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


LOVE LOVE SKELETON posted:

so dudes gotta bathe, have good backs, and not be obese to engage in the ritual? sounds like pretty high standards for a mancuddle group organized through local news

doesn't say anything about my flaky, oozing full-body eczema. i'm in baybeee

DiggityDoink
Dec 9, 2007

Joe Mama Poonana posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ujQb_lFYcms

Men must shower before

IT'S STRICTLY PLATONIC

no fatties and no one with back or knee injuries. It has nothing to do with getting down on your knees. IT'S STRICTLY PLATONIC

we meet up outside the dick sucking factory after work and we'll go from there.

gently caress i'm out because i've had both back and knee injuries, how am I supposed to charge up my JO crystals?

Homo Simpson
Oct 21, 2014

by Smythe
Lipstick Apathy
I'M IN

Solar Tornado
Aug 9, 2016

A true fool keeps on fighting, even when there is no more glory to be gained

Joe Mama Poonana posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ujQb_lFYcms
we meet up outside the dick sucking factory after work and we'll go from there.

Mandatory after-work activities suckkkk

Twelve Batmans
Dec 24, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
I call little spoon.

ShortyMR.CAT
Sep 25, 2008

:blastu::dogcited:
Lipstick Apathy
After the session we all head to Shoneys for a lil grub and a parkinglot J.O

WatermelonGun
May 7, 2009
yeah daddy cuddle that bussy

edit: oh cool the retarded pedophiles bought me a new av. gbs sucks poo poo.

WatermelonGun fucked around with this message at 18:05 on Apr 26, 2019

Power Windows
Dec 29, 2004

Brasky used to ride upon a steed, perchance to spy a lady.

There's no model train in that room...?

a mysterious cloak
Apr 5, 2003

Leave me alone, dad, I'm with my friends!


Homo Simpson posted:

I'M In YOUR BUTT

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Just a bunch of bros supportin each other, gettin through the rough times, watchin each other’s backs. This world will break a bud down, but with his true brothers he’s unstoppable, a pack of wolves facing down whatever life throws at ‘em, ‘cause that’s what we do when a bud’s down on his luck.




















*slurping sounds*

Gay Weed Dad
Jul 12, 2016

cool dude, flyin' high
Society is still reeling from the closure of 'Casual Encounters'. Unfortunately I think stories like these will become the predominance of local news as the years go on :ohdear:

Harveygod
Jan 4, 2014

YEEAAH HEH HEH HEEEHH

YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN

THIS TRASH WAR AIN'T GONNA SOLVE ITSELF YA KNOW

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

wanna take this opportunity to share with you all my favorite video introduction to a swingers' club, where a man in a bruce lee shirt screams over a vibrating saddle

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rba0d2oB-4w&t=380s

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



Grevling posted:

"Fully platonic"

but also

"no fatties"

:thunk:

He didn't say fully tectonic

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
I'm very disappointed by that youtube video. Not a single pair of chiseled manly men cuddling each other while whispering sweet nothings.

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012


LOVE LOVE SKELETON posted:

wanna take this opportunity to share with you all my favorite video introduction to a swingers' club, where a man in a bruce lee shirt screams over a vibrating saddle

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rba0d2oB-4w&t=380s

I can smell this video

OB-GYN Kenobi
Dec 4, 2017
Climb on, get on, and turn it on.... .vibrates.... .makes you feel good

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



Linux Pirate posted:

I can smell this video

Thats a back alley in flavortown

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?
Not going to watch the video because my wife is sleeping next to me. Does it say anything about having to shave your chest before attending?

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


That's gay

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
Honey you're not gonna believe this. I wen't to a men's platonic hug event and I got the clap.

feller
Jul 5, 2006


plato was extremely gay and had lots of gay sex

bloom
Feb 25, 2017

by sebmojo
No wonder he's remember as such a smart guy.

TacticalHoodie
May 7, 2007

I'm already in a male cuddle group....my judo club.

guestimate
Nov 10, 2011

Men only?

Hmmmmph
🤨

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

guestimate posted:

Men only?

Hmmmmph
🤨

drat right this is what men do

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



HugeGrossBurrito posted:

drat right this is what men do

:hai:

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer
Can’t wait for the awesome social dynamic of one dude always wanting to cuddle with you and getting super jealous and passive aggressive if you cuddle with the other men

Mnoba
Jun 24, 2010
*takes of shirt*

who wants to cuddle, I just shaved my chest

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Shaved chest, pfft. I spent the last week rubbing beard oil and perfume into my now silky smooth and feather soft fragrant pelt :smuggo:

Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018

GET LOSE❌🗺️, YOUS CAN'T COMPARE😤 WITH ME 💪POWERS🇦🇺
Dumb as poo poo to turn down fatties for hugs if they have to shower beforehand imo. If anything it shows a lack of faith in the shower system. I’m skinny as poo poo and nothing, NOTHING beats a nice meaty hug from a giant chubby man or woman.

Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018

GET LOSE❌🗺️, YOUS CAN'T COMPARE😤 WITH ME 💪POWERS🇦🇺
It’s like sleeping in a waterbed that envelops you and keeps you safe and then releases you when the time is right

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
What if it's an incredibly muscular dude or lady with big tits just like that scene from fight club!?

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
im a woman and would like to cuddle

Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018

GET LOSE❌🗺️, YOUS CAN'T COMPARE😤 WITH ME 💪POWERS🇦🇺

Pick posted:

im a woman and would like to cuddle

How fat and androgynous are you

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Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
Is that... is that a boner? Steve you popped a boner! You're ruining this!

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