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Atlas Hugged posted:Bob Sapp was never mean though. He knew he was there to lose and he had no interest in taking more damage than he had to. As soon as he was in anything even resembling trouble, he tapped, collected his paycheck, and signed up for the next fight. He made a decent amount of money and kept his brain mostly intact.
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# ¿ Dec 3, 2020 20:50 |
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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 06:57 |
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Hawk sits in the banana car and Mr. Miyagi appears to him as a Force Ghost, setting him on the right path.
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# ¿ Dec 17, 2020 21:24 |
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The weakest parts of this season were the Vietnam flashbacks and the city council scene. The best was Chozen.
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# ¿ Jan 4, 2021 16:25 |
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I don't think Zakarian gives a drat as long as the rent is paid. Edit: Johnny's name is still on the lease and the business license, for all I know. Halloween Jack fucked around with this message at 17:09 on Jan 4, 2021 |
# ¿ Jan 4, 2021 16:49 |
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Hilary Swank, in an eyepatch, appearing in the season finale to destroy Cobra Kai and Miyagi Ryu with Alpha Elite Karate.
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# ¿ Jan 4, 2021 19:40 |
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It makes a lot of sense that ultimately, Kreese was looking to lure some "natural athletes" away from mainstream sports and drop his misfit students like a rock.
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# ¿ Jan 5, 2021 20:52 |
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punk rebel ecks posted:How so? Edit: Following MMA just wasn't the same for me after the nerds were replaced by guys with wrestling and boxing backgrounds. Halloween Jack fucked around with this message at 21:31 on Jan 5, 2021 |
# ¿ Jan 5, 2021 21:27 |
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By the by, there's something called "Karate Combat" which apparently runs on the same rules as the All Valley Under 18 Karate Tournament. Like, you're allowed to throw a guy and then punch him once when he's on the ground, but no wrestling. It was on TV while I was waiting for my burrito. I remember that on Walker Texas Ranger Chuck Norris basically taught the same kind of karate as Cobra Kai. I've always been a little curious about that kind of karate because the sparring rules were very different by the time I was studying it. We had to wear foam-rubber gear and there was no hard contact or grappling of any kind.
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# ¿ Jan 5, 2021 22:03 |
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punk rebel ecks posted:Did you forget about the Machida Era?
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# ¿ Jan 5, 2021 23:49 |
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Solaris 2.0 posted:Why is mr. miyagi in the Amazon beating up natives?
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# ¿ Jan 6, 2021 16:34 |
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I like those scenes where he beats everybody up by tapping them very quickly.
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# ¿ Jan 6, 2021 17:05 |
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I'm pretty sure Tang Soo Do is Chuck Norris' style, which makes a lot of sense.
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# ¿ Jan 7, 2021 17:23 |
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wooger posted:Wow. Is Chuck Norris still alive?
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# ¿ Jan 7, 2021 18:44 |
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My impression was that Kreese was participating in war crimes by being part of that squad, not that the US government gave a crap about war crimes at the time. It's interesting how Kreese didn't learn anything from being manipulated and exploited by a quixotic lunatic who wanted his own little private army. Well, he learned that he should replace that guy.
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# ¿ Jan 8, 2021 17:08 |
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MiddleOne posted:I dunno, Kreese isn't a complete lunatic by the start of the first karate-kid movie. He's just a war-brained vet that can't handle losing. It's not until KK3 that he goes completely off the deep end and becomes what he is in Cobra Kai. Sand Monster posted:Skip the below if you don't want to read rants about how I'm annoyed by an unrealistic TV show...
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# ¿ Jan 8, 2021 21:19 |
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People used to point that out with Sex and the City in NYC, too.
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# ¿ Jan 9, 2021 02:52 |
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punk rebel ecks posted:I'm legit angry that this isn't an official Mexican series of the show.
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# ¿ Jan 11, 2021 19:21 |
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On any given school day, there's a significant chance that a mass shooting happened in another school
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# ¿ Jan 11, 2021 22:28 |
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BiggerBoat posted:The landlord backing down from Kreese instead of just calling the cops Now the city council scene, that's easily the worst scene in the show.
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# ¿ Jan 12, 2021 17:16 |
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I doubt that there was ever a legal transfer of ownership from Johnny to Kreese. Johnny's name is probably still on all the paperwork. Kreese isn't dumb, though, and if there was ever a legal question he'd probably claim that Johnny just abandoned the business and Kreese graciously kept it going so as not to let the students down. It was actually refreshing when Johnny goes to see Carmen; I was expecting her to confront him about his date selfies, but nah, Miguel's there with a black eye. I'm sure she'll get mad about Facebook at some point; everybody does.
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# ¿ Jan 12, 2021 20:50 |
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If I wanted not-violent-enough disputes between California tenants and California real estate developers, I'd read the dang news.
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# ¿ Jan 12, 2021 21:47 |
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I'm just glad that Jonathan Brandis has returned from the grave and got his career back on track.
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# ¿ Jan 13, 2021 21:59 |
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quote:WHAT THE HELL HAS BELGIUM EVER DONE EXCEPT GET INVADED?
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# ¿ Mar 5, 2021 22:36 |
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The part of Robby Keene will now be played by Dario Cueto.
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# ¿ May 27, 2021 15:49 |
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If they all got black belts in Kyokushin, I don't think it would make the California Karate Gang saga more believable.
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# ¿ May 28, 2021 21:06 |
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That's Disturbed's "Down with the Sickness," the new bebop song all the Millennial bloggers are dabbing to.
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# ¿ Sep 21, 2021 20:38 |
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With a case of Coors Banquet.
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# ¿ Dec 31, 2021 18:04 |
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I want to start watching, but I can't pick up my sushi for another hour.
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# ¿ Dec 31, 2021 23:08 |
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punk rebel ecks posted:(and if anything Cobra Kai is correct in almost all of it's fighting advice). One thing he is really good at is spotting someone who's not going to be useful to him, and leading his students in bullying that person, so that they don't turn on him. This season felt the most relevant to my experience as a teenage karate nerd, especially all the stuff I hated about tournaments. It really brought out the worst in the instructors who we were expected to regard as some kind of guru.
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# ¿ Jan 3, 2022 18:50 |
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DrunkPanda posted:HOW DARE YOU! STINGRAY IS A NATIONAL TREASURE
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# ¿ Jan 3, 2022 21:21 |
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Flesnolk posted:It's interesting that he seems to have regressed as a teacher. He turned Johnny Lawrence into a legitimately skilled fighter back in the day, but in season 3 he just took shortcuts by recruiting people who were already experienced, talented athletes. Also lol that he thinks a skilled high school wrestler is "an untrained fighter."
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# ¿ Jan 3, 2022 21:29 |
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Stingray would 100% be a BJJ stoner guy
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# ¿ Jan 4, 2022 00:03 |
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Flesnolk posted:Karate actually has a respected legacy in both kickboxing and MMA. I don't think anyone has honestly been like "lol krotty useless " since 2006
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# ¿ Jan 5, 2022 15:56 |
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PizzaProwler posted:Speaking of both IASIP and Stingray, the actor who plays Stingray (Paul Walter Hauser) was in IASIP as the Juggalo that Charlie takes in under his wing in "Dee Reynolds: Shaping America's Youth"
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# ¿ Jan 5, 2022 21:01 |
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https://twitter.com/ByYourLogic/status/1417303737224269824?s=20
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# ¿ Jan 6, 2022 17:33 |
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Idunno if I get it either, but there are karate oldheads who insist that you can only train in a room like the Miyagi-do shrine with a sprung wood floor.
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# ¿ Jan 7, 2022 03:54 |
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AndyElusive posted:Also Miguel comes back from Mexico wearing a lucha mask.
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# ¿ Jan 7, 2022 18:41 |
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https://twitter.com/the_binp/status/1479647826871267329?t=2EtwUoJoZX9Kln72r3fAeg&s=19
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# ¿ Jan 9, 2022 16:01 |
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A lot of sport karate tournaments allow hits to the head, but not the face. That only makes sense if you wear sport karate gear, though. (It doesn't cover the face, which answers the obvious question of where the head ends and the face begins.)
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# ¿ Jan 12, 2022 19:56 |
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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 06:57 |
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I wonder how losing his CEO position is going to play out in the final season. If Cobra Kai had done karate better, surely his business partners would have been impressed!
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# ¿ Jan 13, 2022 17:07 |