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KillerJunglist
May 22, 2007

Lion of Judah protect you, Jah be praised.
The movie eventually ends
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Lambert
Apr 15, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
Fallen Rib
Endgame was some bullshit. Really, Janeway from the future??

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
these loving losers had the infinity gauntlet and they just threw it away. oh we have to give these infinity stones back they belong to another universe! if we don't give them back those universes might have dire consequences, who knows how the sorcerer supreme will protect the universe without the time stone right? gee it's going to suck now that OUR universe doesn't have a time stone!

Except they didn't need to do that. They had the loving INFINITY GAUNTLET. give that poo poo to Dr Strange for like 20 seconds and he could teleport to Thanos garden planet, reverse time (same as Thanos did) and get a second set of Infinity stones. Bam! now you have the time stone back, and you get to give back your loner stones. but nah that's dumb, let's just throw away the loving Dragonballs forever.

RandomPauI
Nov 24, 2006


Grimey Drawer
I'm confused about why they didn't include Captain Marvel in their time heist plan, even if it was only for the part where they needed a demigod to use the gauntlet.

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

RandomPauI posted:

I'm confused about why they didn't include Captain Marvel in their time heist plan, even if it was only for the part where they needed a demigod to use the gauntlet.

that part made sense. they didn't include her because she was pushy and annoying

Fredrik1
Jan 22, 2005

Gopherslayer
:rock:
Fallen Rib
It's the end of the game

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Oh yeah manhandle those infinity stones

DancingShade
Jul 26, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 3 days!)

The Ice Pirates get through the time barrier and find the lost water planet, also known as Earth.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6u0vqD202Tw

RandomPauI
Nov 24, 2006


Grimey Drawer
I know they had the big battle be melee combat because fight scenes, but good god why did neither army use ranged weapons besides for their fighters / spaceships? It reminds me of Avatar where both armies just ran into each other.

DancingShade
Jul 26, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 3 days!)

RandomPauI posted:

I know they had the big battle be melee combat because fight scenes, but good god why did neither army use ranged weapons besides for their fighters / spaceships? It reminds me of Avatar where both armies just ran into each other.

Because they all have a D6 fleet foot move on top of a 6" base move and their weapons are only good to 12" on the table top.

Testikles
Feb 22, 2009

RandomPauI posted:

I know they had the big battle be melee combat because fight scenes, but good god why did neither army use ranged weapons besides for their fighters / spaceships? It reminds me of Avatar where both armies just ran into each other.

The fact that Thanos even used his ship at all was impressive

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009
I can't believe Ant-man going up his rear end went from a meme to a major plot point, but I admit that it really was the best place for him to hide those stones.

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

Rutibex posted:

that part made sense. they didn't include her because she was pushy and annoying

Looks like someone doesn't like strong women

DancingShade
Jul 26, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 3 days!)

Gaunab posted:

Looks like someone doesn't like strong women

Ripley and Wonder Woman were strong, everyone loved them.

Hmm.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
almost as if there's more that goes into making a strong female character than making them female and strong

Samuel L. Hacksaw
Mar 26, 2007

Never Stop Posting
I liked when they gave the football to T'Challa and had a 45 second football interlude in the endgame.

Also I liked when Joe Biden played old Captain America at the end.

So many people cried when Iron Man died in my theater, like they didn't expect it.

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

Gaunab posted:

Looks like someone doesn't like strong women

no, I makes sense from the context of the movie. Tony Stark and Captain Marvel would definitly not get along, so he didn't invite her

RandomPauI
Nov 24, 2006


Grimey Drawer
I don't think it does make sense using internal film logic. I can follow a logic of her being OP for any of the parts pre-Thanos. The best and worst I can say about the movie is that it was completely adequate.

Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004

Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates
College Slice
They all cum simultaneously

dudeness
Mar 5, 2010

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:
Fallen Rib
I can't believe the old man on the bench at the end wasn't Stan Lee, justifying why he was at all the important points in the MCU history as different people.

SeXReX
Jan 9, 2009

I drink, mostly.
And get mad at people on the internet


:emptyquote:
The good guys win but you spend most of it unsure if they really were the good guys

Take the plunge! Okay!
Feb 24, 2007



The movie clearly shows that the Thanos’ Malthusian ploy didn’t work as intended and made things worse for most people. Which is weird because half the population dying would do wonders for wages and employment rates, but whatever

Matryoshka SexDoll
Feb 24, 2016

Bad Habit

Samuel L. Hacksaw posted:

So many people cried when Iron Man died in my theater, like they didn't expect it.

Yeah he's had alcohol problems since the comic books. Ofc there was going to be a cirrhosis subplot eventually.

WatermelonGun
May 7, 2009

Rutibex posted:

no, I makes sense from the context of the movie. Tony Stark and Captain Marvel would definitly not get along, so he didn't invite her

no one actually cares

Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo

Take the plunge! Okay! posted:

The movie clearly shows that the Thanos’ Malthusian ploy didn’t work as intended and made things worse for most people. Which is weird because half the population dying would do wonders for wages and employment rates, but whatever

Get that ancap crap outta by spikers thread!!!! This is a space for talking about how ant man was able to dominate the plot while up Thanos rear end for three hours, not Ayn Rand fandom!!!

serious norman
Dec 13, 2007

im pickle rick!!!!
Thanos goes to summer camp

BIG FLUFFY DOG
Feb 16, 2011

On the internet, nobody knows you're a dog.


Clov never manages to permanently leave Hamm and Waiting for Godot was better.

Grudgerm
May 4, 2012

by Reene
It’s ketchup.

WatermelonGun
May 7, 2009

BIG FLUFFY DOG posted:

Clov never manages to permanently leave Hamm and Waiting for Godot was better.

:hai:
Happy Days is his best tho.

Amateur Saboteur
Feb 5, 2010

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
how about Waiting for Gal Godot and it's deep fake pornography

Batin' for Godot

Peg Sliderskew
Jan 4, 2010
It could have been a nice little nod to a fellow franchise when Black Panther gives Bucky a copy of the One Ring at their wedding, but all of them doing big winks to camera just made it seem exploitative.

Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo
I can't believe Frodo refused to share the load with Frodo again!!!!

KillerJunglist
May 22, 2007

Lion of Judah protect you, Jah be praised.

RocktheCaulk posted:

I can't believe Frodo refused to share the load with Frodo again!!!!

I can't handle all these Frodos!

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!

RandomPauI posted:

I'm confused about why they didn't include Captain Marvel in their time heist plan, even if it was only for the part where they needed a demigod to use the gauntlet.

The writers for this movie don't like characters that have powers at the Nth level.

Murray Mantoinette
Jun 11, 2005

THE  POSTS  MUST  FLOW
Clapping Larry
Tony Stark just gives up and uses his nanobots to make a house and Ferrari to drive around in on that planet he got marooned on. Half of the movie is just following him around while he looks for an easy source of sugar to distill into liquor to drink while he sits around watching a broken TV like the survivors from that flashback in Terminator

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



Im from Eros, and i say KILL THEM ALL

Yllania
Mar 8, 2013

Ender finally kills the aliens but he feels really bad about it.

KiteAuraan
Aug 5, 2014

JER GEDDA FERDA RADDA ARA!


It's bullshit they didn't have Drax holding up Thanos A's severed head and yelling something like "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WE HAVE KILLED YOU AND SEVERED YOUR HEAD ALREADY THANOS!" to Thanos B.

naem
May 29, 2011

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limaCAT
Dec 22, 2007

il pistone e male
Slippery Tilde
groovy

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