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dudeness posted:I can't believe the old man on the bench at the end wasn't Stan Lee, justifying why he was at all the important points in the MCU history as different people. he dead.
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I knew the movie was supposed to have "everybody" in it, but I sure as poo poo didn't expect them to create a CGI Macho Man Randy Savage to reprise the Bonesaw role from Spider-man. And I definitely didn't expect him to do an elbow drop to Thanos and then snap into a Slim Jim.
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A Fancy Hat posted:I knew the movie was supposed to have "everybody" in it, but I sure as poo poo didn't expect them to create a CGI Macho Man Randy Savage to reprise the Bonesaw role from Spider-man. Really? All the other movies were setting up for this very moment, is this the first Marvel movie you've seen?
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Dont Touch ME posted:I wanted there to be a celestial involved I wanted to see Thanos fight some abstract concepts The movie infinity gauntlet is much weaker than the comic infinity gauntlet. The movie one works more like the Dragonballs, you get one wish then you got to wait to recharge. You can't use it for high end stuff constantly (like fighting the abstract embodiment of the universe itself)
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Apr 30, 2019 13:59
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Someone who has more patience than me go back to the theater and wait for the after-credits bullshit and tell me what happens.
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Speleothing posted:Someone who has more patience than me go back to the theater and wait for the after-credits bullshit and tell me what happens. it turns out it was all a dream
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Mozi posted:it turns out it was all a dream You didn't stay for the scene that came AFTER that. In the scene you mentioned, Spider-Man wakes up and says "It was all a dream!" and the screen goes black. But if you wait 7 minutes in the darkened theater the screen then shows Spider-Man repeating himself and again saying "It was all a dream!". Then, the Tall Man from Phantasm pops up in the mirror, yells "No! It's not!" and drags Spider-Man through the mirror. So I guess Disney owns Phantasm now? I dunno, I'm pretty excited to see those spheres take on the Avengers.
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Apr 30, 2019 14:48
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A Fancy Hat posted:You didn't stay for the scene that came AFTER that. I'm more about the Trolls 2 tie-in to be honest.
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To be perfectly honest, the scene where Iron Man called on gamers to rise up an donate their power to Thor's spirit bomb didn't seem earned.
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It's a movie about watching the old movies, and bending over to let Disney gently caress you in the rear end for three hours
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Bogus Adventure posted:It's a movie about watching the old movies, and bending over to let Disney gently caress you in the rear end for three hours More action than I get a home so whatever
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christmas boots posted:To be perfectly honest, the scene where Iron Man called on gamers to rise up an donate their power to Thor's spirit bomb didn't seem earned. I think it depends on your theater. One guy in my theater stood up and told everyone to stand up and donate our power, and we all did and then we started clapping for him and a bunch of hot babes and hot dudes starting cheering for him and they left and got a burger at the Red Robin next door and then went home and had sex. And guess what? I know this because that guy was me, Albert Einstein.
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A Fancy Hat posted:I think it depends on your theater. One guy in my theater stood up and told everyone to stand up and donate our power, and we all did and then we started clapping for him and a bunch of hot babes and hot dudes starting cheering for him and they left and got a burger at the Red Robin next door and then went home and had sex. yes I remember the sex
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Can't believe they had Arya ninja anime stab Thanos. What a twist!!!!
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Rutibex posted:I wanted to see Thanos fight some abstract concepts  We're never getting this and I'm mad about that.
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Wait, so the message of this movie is that moving on from a tragedy is actually bad wtf
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Let's show cap america giving sensible advice to traumatized survivors and have the biggest stubborn manbaby grow up and be an adult lol just kidding time travel
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"If you haven't seen Endgame yet and you have issues with body image, please be aware there's a fatphobic "joke" front & center in the movie."
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My issue lies not with Thor’s alcohol consumption or his turning to food for comfort – both are common coping mechanisms; my issue lies with his physical appearance. I thought we were finally past the days of the fat suit. I had hoped that we were past the point in history where we are allowed to poke fun at fat people. I was wrong. Because here we are in Avengers: Endgame and Thor is 30kg heavier and it seems as though everyone in the audience is laughing except me.
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The Hulk was injured so badly because he had to use most of the infinity gems' powers to force Verizon to re-activate Hawkeye's wife's phone after five years
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razamataza posted:My issue lies not with Thor’s alcohol consumption or his turning to food for comfort – both are common coping mechanisms; my issue lies with his physical appearance. I thought we were finally past the days of the fat suit. I had hoped that we were past the point in history where we are allowed to poke fun at fat people. I was wrong. Because here we are in Avengers: Endgame and Thor is 30kg heavier and it seems as though everyone in the audience is laughing except me. Heroes At Every Size
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I guess the extreme cold on the ice planet starting to freeze Iron Man’s heart makes narrative sense but surely they could’ve come up with a better way to try and save him than Hulk taking a hot dump on his chest?!
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Take the plunge! Okay! posted:I guess the extreme cold on the ice planet starting to freeze Iron Man’s heart makes narrative sense but surely they could’ve come up with a better way to try and save him than Hulk taking a hot dump on his chest?! Avengers: Endgame is nothing but 
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What was the point of Iron Man tasting the dirt on that dirt planet and saying "Hmm.... pepper." It had no narrative function and apparently was just a reference to Star Wars? But then later on Chewbacca shows up riding the car from Who Framed Roger Rabbit, so is Star Wars real in this universe?
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A Fancy Hat posted:What was the point of Iron Man tasting the dirt on that dirt planet and saying "Hmm.... pepper." It wasn't a dirt planet, it was a fish planet.
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Rutibex posted:It wasn't a dirt planet, it was a fish planet. 
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Yo holy poo poo, I just realized that if Cap. America took the stones back to the past, and they no longer exist in the present, then Vision is permanently dead, cus his core was like the Mind Stone or some poo poo. I was thinking they could just make a new robot, but I remembered that he was only created by using the stone. So RIP Cuminsnatch, you only got 3 movies, and you jobbed the poo poo out of the last one.
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Did anyone else have trouble getting it up when the audience was asked to charge the JO crystal? Asking for a friend.
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I liked when Captain Woman held aloft Excalibur and shouted, "Olly olly oxen free!" before plunging it into Blueberry Man's butthole.
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pretended i typed a hilariously grotesque scenario that doesn’t happen in this movie
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Bogus Adventure posted:I liked when Captain Woman held aloft Excalibur and shouted, "Olly olly oxen free!" before plunging it into Blueberry Man's butthole. This would have been a better movie than what we got.
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Hey guys did you know that if the love of your life dies/you outlive her you shouldn't try to move on and instead just go back in time gently caress yeah
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I mean if it's an option, why not? Common sense doesn't apply to magic, if resurrection or time travel are real, go wild.
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Oldstench posted:This would have been a better movie than what we got. 
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DeadFatDuckFat posted:Hey guys did you know that if the love of your life dies/you outlive her you shouldn't try to move on and instead just go back in time gently caress yeah I already knew that
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