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BaggySteve
Dec 4, 2018

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Hello I will be grading the draft, so many ppl think wveryones a star. But facts are most these guys suck a big rear end.

ok post ur team and i will Grade



TO DO list:


raiders
packers
giants
bills
jets
eagles
lions patriots
chargers

BaggySteve fucked around with this message at 22:00 on May 1, 2019

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BaggySteve
Dec 4, 2018

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Miami dolphins

1. wilkins dt - cowardly scared of Brady pick , thats a C+

2. michael deiter , high mileage guard , B

3. andre vam.ginkel - D

4. josh rosen trade D+

BaggySteve
Dec 4, 2018

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Pittsburgh Stealers

1. traded up for Bush , trading up 1st round is a bad move. got fleeced but replaced shazier - C+

2. dontae johnson - pretty sure there is already a guy with this name in the NFL . trying to replace antonio brown - C

3. justin layne - Could be a richard sherman B+

4. benny snell - Rb named Benny. F

Overall C+ (based on trades) B based on players acquired

BaggySteve
Dec 4, 2018

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Baltimore Ravens


1..Hollywood - big dick.move, weapon for lamar - A

2. jaylon ferguson - pass rush specialist , Need to stop the run more - thats a C

3. miles boykin, u got a speed guy , now u get the big guy, but can he produce? B-

4. Justice Hill - That Rb has a good name B

overall B+

BaggySteve
Dec 4, 2018

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Mods fix the title

Sour Diesel
Jan 30, 2010

this is better than the daltos draft analysis tbh

BaggySteve
Dec 4, 2018

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Seattle Seahawks

1.LJ collier - michael bennet 2.0, this guy is a beast. B+

2. Marqise Blair - WOW what a steal, this guy hits people hard and will strike fear into opposing offenses. A

3. DK metcalf - Most athletic WR on the board, can stretch defenses and collect russel wilsons huge long balls in his hands. B+

4. Cody barton - Fast LB will help with the run defense, fills a need, solid pick. B

Overall A-

BaggySteve
Dec 4, 2018

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Sour Diesel posted:

this is better than the daltos draft analysis tbh

Thank you, although that is a low bar

BaggySteve
Dec 4, 2018

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
if U want your team graded ask here

Bill Dungsroman
Nov 24, 2006

Sour Diesel posted:

this is better than the daltos draft analysis tbh

Bill Dungsroman
Nov 24, 2006

Plz grade my team Lor-uhhhBaggy Steve

EDIT 49ers because how could u have known otherwise, silly me

Bill Dungsroman fucked around with this message at 21:51 on Apr 27, 2019

Dubious
Mar 7, 2006

The Heroes the Vikings Deserve
Lipstick Apathy
i would like ur draft takes baggy steve

Nystral
Feb 6, 2002

Every man likes a pretty girl with him at a skeleton dance.
Do the Bucs and Raiders

WEH
Feb 22, 2009

Do the packers

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
Has no one asked for the NY football Giants? Jesus cries for your badness.

BaggySteve
Dec 4, 2018

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
SF 49ers

1. Nick bosa aka Colin Crackkker Nick is a big time racist, but hes good at football so ppl dont care. bad news for Kyler murray and russel wilson . 49ers should have got a QB here. B

2. Deebo samuel - hands /route/yac guy, itlnstead of going QB they are trying to surround garappolo with ppl. This was a reach - C+

3. jalen Hurd - Lol another slot WR, except this guy is an athlete. High risk pick. D+

4. Mithch wishnowsky PUNTER 49ers copying the seahawks here, they will be punting a lot. D

overall. C-

pasaluki
Feb 27, 2008

THIS WHAGON HAS NO BREAKS! I HAVE THE HEART OF THE BUUFALO the strength OF THE MOUNTAIN, THE FURY OF THE THUNDER AND MY WILL IS UNBREAKABLE! I will not surrender to KNOW ONE
Bills and jets

BaggySteve
Dec 4, 2018

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Ok i appreciate the enthusiasm but only say one team from now on. you cant like 2 teams

New rule: 1 team per poster or you will be banished from the topic.

Bill Dungsroman
Nov 24, 2006

BaggySteve posted:

SF 49ers

1. Nick bosa aka Colin Crackkker Nick is a big time racist, but hes good at football so ppl dont care. bad news for Kyler murray and russel wilson . 49ers should have got a QB here. B

2. Deebo samuel - hands /route/yac guy, itlnstead of going QB they are trying to surround garappolo with ppl. This was a reach - C+

3. jalen Hurd - Lol another slot WR, except this guy is an athlete. High risk pick. D+

4. Mithch wishnowsky PUNTER 49ers copying the seahawks here, they will be punting a lot. D

overall. C-

Outstanding stuff, ty

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

BaggySteve posted:

if U want your team graded ask here

dolphins again but higher grade

BaggySteve
Dec 4, 2018

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
minnesota vikings

1. Garrett Bradburt - tiny center, boring pick, could have picked a big center later. C

2. Irv Smith Te - Uhhh you already have a tight end, waste of a pick. alabama lol D

3. alexander mattison - rando depth RB - D

4. Dru Samia - Vikings very shook about OL, another "smart" Guy. good spot to drafr OL . b+

overall D

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 1967

BaggySteve posted:

Mods fix the title

I got you.

Blitz of 404 Error
Sep 19, 2007

Joe Biden is a top 15 president
Raiders please.

Dubious
Mar 7, 2006

The Heroes the Vikings Deserve
Lipstick Apathy

Athanatos posted:

I got you.

baseless accusation

indigi
Jul 20, 2004

how can we not talk about family
when family's all that we got?
Philadelphia Football Eagles svp

BaggySteve
Dec 4, 2018

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Why in tapdancing baby pirate jesus ninja does it sag Lord Waffle Beard now

Blitz of 404 Error
Sep 19, 2007

Joe Biden is a top 15 president

BaggySteve posted:

Why in tapdancing baby pirate jesus ninja does it sag Lord Waffle Beard now

Raiders grade lets go

Big Ol Marsh Pussy
Jan 7, 2007

BaggySteve posted:

Why in tapdancing baby pirate jesus ninja does it sag Lord Waffle Beard now

basically it's the clownball scorigami of thread titles.

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
I want grades for the 1985 draft.

Paperback Writer
May 1, 2006

Blitz7x posted:

Raiders grade lets go

Parallelwoody
Apr 10, 2008


I would like to see how bad the lions did please and thank you.

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!
the cleveland bakers tia

JIZZ DENOUEMENT
Oct 3, 2012

STRIKE!

Sour Diesel posted:

this is better than the daltos draft analysis tbh

1. More Concise
2. More Entertaining
3. More Correct

3/3 LWB > Daltos

sean10mm
Jun 29, 2005

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, MAD-2R World
Patriots please

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
grade the chargers, coward

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
Please do the Memphis Express thanks and G*d bless

Coolwhoami
Sep 13, 2007
The browns (bitch)

a patagonian cavy
Jan 12, 2009

UUA CVG 230000 KZID /RM TODAY IS THE FIRST DAY OF THE BENGALS DYNASTY
hey baggy steve first time long time. how did the Cincinnati Bengals do?

Crescent Wrench
Sep 30, 2005

The truth is usually just an excuse for a lack of imagination.
Grimey Drawer

indigi posted:

Philadelphia Football Eagles svp

Ditto.

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Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

BaggySteve posted:

SF 49ers

1. Nick bosa aka Colin Crackkker Nick

This is canon now

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