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ELI PORTER
Sep 16, 2007

I posted on Something Awful and all I got was this lousy t-shirt
"Prince of War" ???????????????????

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blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY

ELI PORTER posted:

"Prince of War" ???????????????????

lmao this dude sucks

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


Holy shut the gently caress up with the domestic abuse apologetics, Anik.

CarlCX
Dec 14, 2003

Did they seriously just have the commentary team try to sell the idea that Greg Hardy is a great dude and everyone should give him a chance, because that's some Vince McMahon-rear end poo poo

Down Right Fierce
Jan 30, 2011
UFC should do kiss cams

handsome only face
Apr 22, 2010

Cockroach went out of the room in anger. And roach's go to empty room...

Cockroache's Anarchist


https://twitter.com/ALIAQUINTA/status/1122340407206195200
https://twitter.com/ALIAQUINTA/status/1122341001257979904

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY

lmao

Dr. Abysmal
Feb 17, 2010

We're all doomed

spb posted:

Yeah I guess they're really trying to market Greg Hardy.

Yeah they put him in the co main in his debut too, just this time they scouted out a guy lovely enough to fight him. I guess they think there would be crossover appeal for ESPN because Greg hardy was in the NFL, but he hasn't played football in a long time and he got run out of the league for being a poo poo head so I don't know if that audience really exists

Michael Transactions
Nov 11, 2013


lol

mewse
May 2, 2006

Le Saboteur posted:

Lol who the gently caress was that joker, might as well have paid a guy to take a dive.


ha ha yes comrade, i assure you we did not pay for dive

LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Dr. Abysmal posted:

Yeah they put him in the co main in his debut too, just this time they scouted out a guy lovely enough to fight him. I guess they think there would be crossover appeal for ESPN because Greg hardy was in the NFL, but he hasn't played football in a long time and he got run out of the league for being a poo poo head so I don't know if that audience really exists

Controversy Creates Cash

chaleski
Apr 25, 2014


How drunk is Al right now, lmao

Dr. Abysmal posted:

Yeah they put him in the co main in his debut too, just this time they scouted out a guy lovely enough to fight him. I guess they think there would be crossover appeal for ESPN because Greg hardy was in the NFL, but he hasn't played football in a long time and he got run out of the league for being a poo poo head so I don't know if that audience really exists

I really can't figure out why Dana White is stanning this dude so hard

mewse
May 2, 2006

chaleski posted:

I really can't figure out why Dana White is stanning this dude so hard

Heavyweight is a poo poo show and he thinks he's getting a deal for a top athlete that washed out of the NFL for non performance related reasons

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Captain Log posted:

"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"
:toot::birddrugs::toot:

Dominick Cruz wearing a wooden watch like a 24 year old virgin.

Foul Fowl
Sep 12, 2008

Uuuuh! Seek ye me?

chaleski posted:

I really can't figure out why Dana White is stanning this dude so hard

ufc have always been desperate for a little slice from other things. they booked james toney and cm punk. and brock but he wasn't a joke.

CarlCX
Dec 14, 2003

mewse posted:

Heavyweight is a poo poo show and he thinks he's getting a deal for a top athlete that washed out of the NFL for non performance related reasons

pretty much, yeah

Heavyweight is bereft of draws, Greg Hardy is a name some people have heard of (not for any good reasons, but since when has that mattered) and he is Large and Hits Hard which means he can be a top five heavyweight given soft promotional matchmaking, and then they've got a potential draw for the next decade.

woozy pawsies
Nov 26, 2007

jacare: im good enough, im smart enough, and doggone it, people like me

Ratios and Tendency
Apr 23, 2010

:swoon: MURALI :swoon:


Hopefully Swede isn't totally out of his depth here.

Ariza
Feb 8, 2006

CommonShore posted:

Holy shut the gently caress up with the domestic abuse apologetics, Anik.

You could tell he was struggling through that poo poo at least

Michael Transactions
Nov 11, 2013

Captain Log posted:

Dominick Cruz wearing a wooden watch like a 24 year old virgin.

God he's such a cuck.

Ratios and Tendency
Apr 23, 2010

:swoon: MURALI :swoon:


spb posted:

God he's such a cuck.

:chloe:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

OH poo poo!

Fentry
Mar 7, 2003



Why would you try to submit Jacare when you clearly have him hurt

PONEYBOY
Jul 31, 2013

Hermansson pulling off a last minute replacement underdog win here would be a great palate cleanser.

Ratios and Tendency
Apr 23, 2010

:swoon: MURALI :swoon:


Fentry posted:

Why would you try to submit Jacare when you clearly have him hurt

That's how he fights.

Foul Fowl
Sep 12, 2008

Uuuuh! Seek ye me?

Fentry posted:

Why would you try to submit Jacare when you clearly have him hurt

he's fighting on two weeks notice. he's probably just fighting how he likes to fight.

Street Horrrsing
Mar 24, 2010

Godwalker of The Grateful Prisoner



This is the fight where Jacare finally got old and turns into a pumpkin

old.flv
Jan 28, 2017

A good lad who likes his Anna's.
Had to step out and am bummed I'm missing jacare


That choked looked loving good though god drat imagine choking out jacare

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


Jacare's corner looks pretty demoralized

Fentry
Mar 7, 2003



CommonShore posted:

Jacare's corner looks pretty demoralized

This round should pep them up some

G-Hawk
Dec 15, 2003

good stuff

LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"
those body shots have done some work

hermanson up 2-1, but i think the tide is turning

Ratios and Tendency
Apr 23, 2010

:swoon: MURALI :swoon:


Good fight

Street Horrrsing
Mar 24, 2010

Godwalker of The Grateful Prisoner



Is dom usually this bad? Yeah jacare is totally taking a round off by constantly closing in and getting boxed up

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY

Street Horrrsing posted:

Is dom usually this bad? Yeah jacare is totally taking a round off by constantly closing in and getting boxed up

Yeah he’s awful.

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


Yoel would have murdered Jacare

Foul Fowl
Sep 12, 2008

Uuuuh! Seek ye me?
that was a good fight. beating jacare on two weeks notice like that is pretty crazy.

Brain Curry
Feb 15, 2007

People think that I'm lazy
People think that I'm this fool because
I give a fuck about the government
I didn't graduate from high school



CommonShore posted:

Yoel would have murdered Jacare

G-Hawk
Dec 15, 2003

i didn't think jack was that good

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CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


48-47? What the christ. Even in round 3, which Jacare probably won, Hermansson landed 10 more sig strikes.

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