UFC Fight Night Florida: Jacare "Saved My Life" Souza vs Jack Hermansson

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LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Le Saboteur posted:

Give Jim Miller some more cans to wrap up his career.

He should get to fight the human embodiment of lyme disease for ultimate revenge

# ¿ Apr 28, 2019 00:06

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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 15:10

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Brut posted:

Is Esparza usually this deadpan?

she always has that look on her face during intros

# ¿ Apr 28, 2019 00:41

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

crazy to think that a guy that took nearly all 15 minutes to knock out chase sherman would be a betting favorite, but this is against andrei arlovski in this, the year of our lord, 2019

# ¿ Apr 28, 2019 01:10

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

cut all heavyweights

# ¿ Apr 28, 2019 01:28

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

LETS MUTHERFUKERS

# ¿ Apr 28, 2019 01:39

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

aww ben

# ¿ Apr 28, 2019 01:47

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

gifford will need to wear that headband all the time to cover up that dent in his skull

# ¿ Apr 28, 2019 02:24

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

CommonShore posted:

Oh poo poo I just realized that if Lineker wins that there's a very good chance that we'll get to see him fight The Muppet next.

I think Aljo and Jimmie Rivera, aka the last 2 dudes Moraes killed, are gonna fight for a title eliminator

But Lineker vs Garbrandt would be :krad:

# ¿ Apr 28, 2019 02:48

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

CommonShore posted:

Aljo and Jimmie Rivera already fought. Aljo won.

bluh, meant assuncao

# ¿ Apr 28, 2019 02:55

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

sandhagen is a coward for using movement

# ¿ Apr 28, 2019 03:07

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

i hope we see some classic glover wrestling

# ¿ Apr 28, 2019 03:19

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

i need to see a cowboy oliveira and johnnie walker dance party

# ¿ Apr 28, 2019 03:45

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

cowboy's head scar from when gunni nelson opened up his brain is still v prominent

# ¿ Apr 28, 2019 03:46

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

it's easy to armchair analysis and say that cowboy should have stuck with throwing long, straight punches, like he was tagging perry in the 1st, but he should have stuck with throwing long, straight punches like he was tagging perry in the 1st

# ¿ Apr 28, 2019 04:07

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

old.flv posted:

holy poo poo this Dmitri guy looks like a fat dad IT worker

i think he starred in the russian remake of everybody loves raymond

# ¿ Apr 28, 2019 04:15

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Dr. Abysmal posted:

Yeah they put him in the co main in his debut too, just this time they scouted out a guy lovely enough to fight him. I guess they think there would be crossover appeal for ESPN because Greg hardy was in the NFL, but he hasn't played football in a long time and he got run out of the league for being a poo poo head so I don't know if that audience really exists

Controversy Creates Cash

# ¿ Apr 28, 2019 04:31

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LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

those body shots have done some work

hermanson up 2-1, but i think the tide is turning

# ¿ Apr 28, 2019 05:01

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