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Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

*gets excited about absolutely nothing and crashes through glass door to the back yard*

*gets told 'im so sorry for having the door closed,' retains status as good boy*

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Jestery
Aug 2, 2016

Eat a dick unicycle boy!
" I reckon I can squeeze through that gap of people"

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

I've been poorly bred, resulting in being an idiot, prone to allergies, hip dysplasia, and a life of being a living monument in the backseat of a subaru owned by a woman named Debbie who needs desperately to speak with your manager.

EvilJoven
Mar 18, 2005

NOBODY,IN THE HISTORY OF EVER, HAS ASKED OR CARED WHAT CANADA THINKS. YOU ARE NOT A COUNTRY. YOUR MONEY HAS THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND ON IT. IF YOU DIG AROUND IN YOUR BACKYARD, NATIVE SKELETONS WOULD EXPLODE OUT OF YOUR LAWN LIKE THE END OF POLTERGEIST. CANADA IS SO POLITE, EH?
Fun Shoe
I've got a good idea let's be friends with EVERYTHING!

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

*farts self awake*

Kak
Sep 27, 2002
*chews through all of the underwear and socks*

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012


*fart sel-


Chief McHeath posted:

*farts self awake*

Goddammit!

treasure bear
Dec 10, 2012

im going to leave this thread so i don't have to be a labrador retriever any more and can: follow my own dreams + be who i want to be

Skeleton Ape
Dec 21, 2008



*delicately unfurls a turd on top of a fire hydrant*

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Kak posted:

*chews through all of the underwear and socks*

* windowsills while a puppy*.

1k later, good boy.

ncumbered_by_idgits
Sep 20, 2008

Chief McHeath posted:

*farts self awake*

Aw hell I do this most days.

Schneider Inside Her
Aug 6, 2009

Please bitches. If nothing else I am a gentleman
gently caress yeah my life is A W E S O M E

My life fuckin RIPS

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
When is dinner?!

akma
Jan 30, 2016

I simply lack the motivation to write anything here.
Eat some of my own poop. Then go lick all the humans in the house on the hands and face if possible. Good called a good boy,.... revel in that positive reinforcement..... do it again regularly.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
sits on rear end instead of haunches

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Why don't you go and retrieve a better dog :smugdog:

Pepperoneedy
Apr 27, 2007

Rockin' it



All my joints hurt somebody please take the pain away

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

akma posted:

Eat some of my own poop. Then go lick all the humans in the house on the hands and face if possible. Good called a good boy,.... revel in that positive reinforcement..... do it again regularly.

“Some”?

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
*lays on cool tile or stone because its hot*

akma
Jan 30, 2016

I simply lack the motivation to write anything here.

Burt Sexual posted:

“Some”?

It's a start.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Chinatown posted:

*lays on cool tile or stone because its hot*

Looks like bad rear end sprawled across fireplace raised hearth

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
drinks water by shoving half its face into the bowl

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Chinatown posted:

drinks water by shoving half its face into the bowl

Toilet

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

*has to be boarded for a weekend, goes absolutely insane in the kennel and starts chewing the iron gate*

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
is a good doggo

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



*get nailed in the face point blank by a skunk*
HOLY poo poo WHAT THE HELL THIS STINGS BUT GODDAMN THIS IS AWESOME

*bursts into home and furiously rubs all the people and furniture*
MAN THEY ARE ALL YELLING MUST MEAN I AM loving ROCKING

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
Romps and plays w little and big dogs at weekend stay. Gets an A-, come again Halo! Mark on the report. But don’t eat poop!

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
GUYS I JUST DOVE INTO THE POOOL

*runs into house*

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



*spends 3 hours running up and down beach eating sand and drinking seawater*
GETTING IN CAR, gently caress YEAH WHERE ARE WE GOING NOW

*arrives at birthday party and immediately explosive diarrhea into swimming pool*
HAHAHA THIS IS GREAT SO MUCH ATTENTION, NOPE CAN'T GRAB ME HUMAN I'M TOO FAST, OH YOU GOT ME HAHAHA, WAIT WHY ARE WE LEAVING SO SOON???

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

AAAAAHHHHH IM OUTSIDE AGAIN

IM GONNA JUMP IN THE FUCKIN POND OVER THERE AGAIN

THIS FUCKIN POND RUUUUUULES

AH poo poo I FUCKIN HATE SWIMMING I CANT DO IT LOOK AT ME FLAILING ABOUT HELP

RESCUE ME AGAIN

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
*invades Canada, returns Labrador to the inuits*

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Chief McHeath posted:

AAAAAHHHHH IM OUTSIDE AGAIN

IM GONNA JUMP IN THE FUCKIN POND OVER THERE AGAIN

THIS FUCKIN POND RUUUUUULES

AH poo poo I FUCKIN HATE SWIMMING I CANT DO IT LOOK AT ME FLAILING ABOUT HELP

RESCUE ME AGAIN

Return this lab immediately

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Icochet posted:

*invades Canada, returns Labrador to the inuits*

Is this some politics poo poo? Gtfo

Vato
Jan 14, 2018

HIIIIIIIII I LOVE YOU

TremorX
Jan 19, 2001

All Hail Big Hairy Mike

my poo poo is really delicious today

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
Lab owners Unite

E only black labs

Kharnifex
Sep 11, 2001

The Banter is better in AusGBS
Breaks into pantry, eats entire bag of kibble, goes into an odinsleep for two days

r u ready to WALK
Sep 29, 2001

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=URs_h6eLwrk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mNCN_GopZlo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kMwW1JQukkA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vWcA3jTlAho

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N4_o2u-R4Gs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ulu_DPVzN2U

Dog will live forever in our hearts and memories

At least until youtube shuts down

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



*steals roast cooling on counter, eats entire thing*
*lays down with belly distended, is too plainly uncomfortable to be disciplined too harshly*
*never steals food from the counter again*

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OB-GYN Kenobi
Dec 4, 2017
*anal glands irritated*

*carpet butt scoot*

*master questions vet*

*stranger puts finger in bum*

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