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*gets excited about absolutely nothing and crashes through glass door to the back yard* *gets told 'im so sorry for having the door closed,' retains status as good boy*
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# ? Apr 28, 2019 03:44 |
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# ? Mar 28, 2024 18:11 |
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" I reckon I can squeeze through that gap of people"
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# ? Apr 28, 2019 03:49 |
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I've been poorly bred, resulting in being an idiot, prone to allergies, hip dysplasia, and a life of being a living monument in the backseat of a subaru owned by a woman named Debbie who needs desperately to speak with your manager.
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# ? Apr 28, 2019 03:52 |
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I've got a good idea let's be friends with EVERYTHING!
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# ? Apr 28, 2019 04:09 |
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*farts self awake*
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# ? Apr 28, 2019 04:41 |
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*chews through all of the underwear and socks*
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# ? Apr 28, 2019 04:43 |
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*fart sel-Chief McHeath posted:*farts self awake* Goddammit!
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# ? Apr 28, 2019 04:50 |
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im going to leave this thread so i don't have to be a labrador retriever any more and can: follow my own dreams + be who i want to be
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# ? Apr 28, 2019 04:53 |
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*delicately unfurls a turd on top of a fire hydrant*
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# ? Apr 28, 2019 04:54 |
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Kak posted:*chews through all of the underwear and socks* * windowsills while a puppy*. 1k later, good boy.
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# ? Apr 28, 2019 04:56 |
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Chief McHeath posted:*farts self awake* Aw hell I do this most days.
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# ? Apr 28, 2019 05:04 |
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gently caress yeah my life is A W E S O M E My life fuckin RIPS
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# ? Apr 28, 2019 05:13 |
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When is dinner?!
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# ? Apr 28, 2019 05:19 |
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Eat some of my own poop. Then go lick all the humans in the house on the hands and face if possible. Good called a good boy,.... revel in that positive reinforcement..... do it again regularly.
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# ? Apr 28, 2019 05:21 |
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sits on rear end instead of haunches
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# ? Apr 28, 2019 05:21 |
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Why don't you go and retrieve a better dog
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# ? Apr 28, 2019 05:22 |
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All my joints hurt somebody please take the pain away
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# ? Apr 28, 2019 05:23 |
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akma posted:Eat some of my own poop. Then go lick all the humans in the house on the hands and face if possible. Good called a good boy,.... revel in that positive reinforcement..... do it again regularly. “Some”?
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# ? Apr 28, 2019 05:23 |
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*lays on cool tile or stone because its hot*
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# ? Apr 28, 2019 05:24 |
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Burt Sexual posted:“Some”? It's a start.
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# ? Apr 28, 2019 05:24 |
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Chinatown posted:*lays on cool tile or stone because its hot* Looks like bad rear end sprawled across fireplace raised hearth
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# ? Apr 28, 2019 05:26 |
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drinks water by shoving half its face into the bowl
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# ? Apr 28, 2019 05:27 |
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Chinatown posted:drinks water by shoving half its face into the bowl Toilet
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# ? Apr 28, 2019 05:29 |
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*has to be boarded for a weekend, goes absolutely insane in the kennel and starts chewing the iron gate*
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# ? Apr 28, 2019 05:29 |
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is a good doggo
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# ? Apr 28, 2019 05:30 |
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*get nailed in the face point blank by a skunk* HOLY poo poo WHAT THE HELL THIS STINGS BUT GODDAMN THIS IS AWESOME *bursts into home and furiously rubs all the people and furniture* MAN THEY ARE ALL YELLING MUST MEAN I AM loving ROCKING
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# ? Apr 28, 2019 05:31 |
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Romps and plays w little and big dogs at weekend stay. Gets an A-, come again Halo! Mark on the report. But don’t eat poop!
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# ? Apr 28, 2019 05:33 |
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GUYS I JUST DOVE INTO THE POOOL *runs into house*
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# ? Apr 28, 2019 05:33 |
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*spends 3 hours running up and down beach eating sand and drinking seawater* GETTING IN CAR, gently caress YEAH WHERE ARE WE GOING NOW *arrives at birthday party and immediately explosive diarrhea into swimming pool* HAHAHA THIS IS GREAT SO MUCH ATTENTION, NOPE CAN'T GRAB ME HUMAN I'M TOO FAST, OH YOU GOT ME HAHAHA, WAIT WHY ARE WE LEAVING SO SOON???
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# ? Apr 28, 2019 05:39 |
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AAAAAHHHHH IM OUTSIDE AGAIN IM GONNA JUMP IN THE FUCKIN POND OVER THERE AGAIN THIS FUCKIN POND RUUUUUULES AH poo poo I FUCKIN HATE SWIMMING I CANT DO IT LOOK AT ME FLAILING ABOUT HELP RESCUE ME AGAIN
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# ? Apr 28, 2019 05:39 |
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*invades Canada, returns Labrador to the inuits*
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# ? Apr 28, 2019 05:44 |
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Chief McHeath posted:AAAAAHHHHH IM OUTSIDE AGAIN Return this lab immediately
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# ? Apr 28, 2019 05:46 |
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Icochet posted:*invades Canada, returns Labrador to the inuits* Is this some politics poo poo? Gtfo
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# ? Apr 28, 2019 05:47 |
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HIIIIIIIII I LOVE YOU
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# ? Apr 28, 2019 05:53 |
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my poo poo is really delicious today
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# ? Apr 28, 2019 05:58 |
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Lab owners Unite E only black labs
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# ? Apr 28, 2019 06:02 |
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Breaks into pantry, eats entire bag of kibble, goes into an odinsleep for two days
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# ? Apr 28, 2019 06:37 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=URs_h6eLwrk https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mNCN_GopZlo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kMwW1JQukkA https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vWcA3jTlAho https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N4_o2u-R4Gs https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ulu_DPVzN2U Dog will live forever in our hearts and memories At least until youtube shuts down
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# ? Apr 28, 2019 06:39 |
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*steals roast cooling on counter, eats entire thing* *lays down with belly distended, is too plainly uncomfortable to be disciplined too harshly* *never steals food from the counter again*
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# ? Apr 28, 2019 06:55 |
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# ? Mar 28, 2024 18:11 |
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*anal glands irritated* *carpet butt scoot* *master questions vet* *stranger puts finger in bum*
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# ? Apr 28, 2019 06:59 |