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Currently tricking someone into scratching my belly by being aborable, lining up a huge gross erection to really gently caress with them
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I Have No Balls And I Must Cum
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May 1, 2019 02:00
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I forgot the best part about Daisy's escapade. I was walking out with a friend and she was farting intermittently, like a deflating balloon. And we watched her puke and then immediately eat the meatloaf puke again, I think twice. It was terrible; I had to leave. And that was the last time I ever saw her.
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May 1, 2019 02:09
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Mom sure is making a lot of noise downstairs in the kitchen, but I’ll just stay up here and HOLY poo poo SHE JUST OPENED THE PEANUT BUTTER OH BOY OH BOY Voices: “blah bah blah GO blah blah...” WHERE ARE WE GOING!? IM READY LETS GO LET ME JUST GET RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOUR FEET SO YOU DONT FORGET ABOUT ME OH BOY OH BOY
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May 1, 2019 02:15
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Another Bill posted:This guy doesn't pick up his dogshit ask me how I know did you find a burrito on your lawn?
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May 1, 2019 02:46
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I found a dead fish!! Who wants to roll in this poo poo
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May 1, 2019 19:39
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*farts self awake* *sniffs butt* *gets up and leaves the room in disgust*
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May 1, 2019 20:03
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Ate a sock, made my owner spend 2 grand at the vet. All I wanted was to die.
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May 1, 2019 20:31
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cS5klKwQW9I He's been the mayor for 5 years lol
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May 1, 2019 22:45
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Another Bill posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cS5klKwQW9I THAT'S A GOLDEN RETRIEVER YOU FOOL
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May 1, 2019 23:36
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eats poo poo it was poo poo before excited waiting
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May 2, 2019 00:08
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Gaunab posted:THAT'S A GOLDEN RETRIEVER YOU FOOL THEY'RE ALL GOOD BOYS
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May 2, 2019 00:20
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*eats poo poo *stares confused at humans who don't seem to understand that poo poo is the ultimate powerfood. *resumes eating poo poo.
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May 2, 2019 00:24
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May 2, 2019 00:30
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Oh, what's this a huge muddy puddle that looks super nasty and scungy? I think I'll have a little lie down, don't mind if I do!
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May 5, 2019 17:30
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I'm going to tear this three year olds face off if he touches me one more god drat time.
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May 5, 2019 17:46
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every time I scratch my rear end they take me back in for that rapist veterinarian to finger my rear end in a top hat, so I never do, though it itches relentlessly
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May 10, 2019 23:44
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Those look like goldens, not labs, although the one in the middle does look a little more lab-like.
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May 10, 2019 23:51
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CaptainSarcastic posted:Those look like goldens, not labs, although the one in the middle does look a little more lab-like. Yeah but clearly they are all good boys (or good girls) either way. Also they're all going to stink up the place like hell with that wet dog smell in a little while.
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May 13, 2019 09:31
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*quietly racist*
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May 13, 2019 13:18
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*Begs for chocolate every single time it comes within 5 miles of my sense of smell despite the fact it will literally end my life*
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May 13, 2019 13:26
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CJacobs posted:*Begs for chocolate every single time it comes within 5 miles of my sense of smell despite the fact it will literally end my life* My yellow lab went hog wild on a duffle bag of halloween candy once and didn't even get the shits. These dogs have enchanted stomachs.
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May 13, 2019 13:37
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Lol my mother-in-law's miniature wiener dog who weighs like 8 lbs once ate almost two pounds of chocolate almond bark in a sitting. Father-in-law basically Ivan Drago'ed her, saying "if she dies, she dies. I ain't spending $1,600 to pump her stomach." Worst problem that came of it was her belly got irritated from dragging on the ground for a couple days. Other than that you'd have never known she did it.
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May 13, 2019 13:43
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My mom's lab likes sliced cheese. Take that dog out into the back yard with a stack of cheese slices, toss them like frisbees, watch her jump and catch em out of the air. It's cute and a little scary
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May 13, 2019 13:46
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*Is in car* *Smells the odor of the sea from the AC vents* *Starts to whine and doesn't stop until the hoomans give up and let me swim* *Gets back on shore 2 hours later, stinks up the car, barfs a gallon of seawater when arriving back home and then hops in the shower until I get washed* *Sleeps for 2 days straight*  Still miss you old girl.
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May 13, 2019 19:42
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i was hanging out with my friends last night and someone ate a sausage pizza, then they left but two separate labs came up to our group and had a sniff around to investigate the lingering pizza smell searching for the chance at getting some abandoned toppings
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May 13, 2019 19:44
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*is a chocolate Labrador* *is so stupid that my breed generally can’t be a guide dog* *randomly has a funny five minutes where I zoom really fast in a big circle before barrelling into my owner and taking him out more effectively than a 250lb linebacker*
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May 14, 2019 07:51
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*CATBOX CRUNCHIES!!!!! MY FAVORITE!!!!* *eats can of bacon drippings* *explosive shotgun blasts of diarrhea for the next 2 days*
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May 14, 2019 21:19
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lab ownership sounds like a stinkier version of a nickelodeon game show
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May 14, 2019 21:30
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the lab my family had when i was a wee tot once ran away from home for three days and returned with a moldy green ham we lived next to main street, medium-to-high speed traffic at all hours the adventures he must have had
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May 14, 2019 21:35
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*circus music playing on loop all day inside brain*
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May 14, 2019 22:05
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*stares at you intensely while you try to jack it*
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May 14, 2019 22:29
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Relayer posted:*circus music playing on loop all day inside brain* Close the thread, this is as close as we're going to get.
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May 15, 2019 02:10
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Owner throws a stick. I bring back the entire region of Labrador, per my name
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May 15, 2019 13:25
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My family had a lot of money to buy a fancy dog from a breeder but are otherwise the most generic, uninteresting white people in america
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May 15, 2019 18:20
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the queen has corgis so, you know, you gotta do what you gotta do
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May 15, 2019 19:35
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Wow hi im a fuckin dumb gay dog
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May 16, 2019 22:20
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*shits*
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gbs but from 2004 posted:Wow hi im a fuckin dumb gay dog
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