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Timid, submissive, friendly to a fault. Make love, not war! Just don’t threaten my breakfast. I will choke slam you if you do.
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Hell Stink posted:*anal glands irritated* "Okay, but what about the dog?"
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Apr 28, 2019 07:05
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Kak posted:"Okay, but what about the dog?" *anal glands still irritated*
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Apr 28, 2019 07:08
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Food! Eat all food! Food gone! Will there ever be food again?
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Apr 28, 2019 07:24
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Hiiiiiiii! I love you!
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Apr 28, 2019 07:30
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*this horseshit smells AMAZING! I gotta roll around in this until I'm completed covered!*
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Apr 28, 2019 07:31
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CaptainSarcastic posted:*this horseshit smells AMAZING! I gotta roll around in this until I'm completed covered!* You SUCK! You're BAD!
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Apr 28, 2019 07:34
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*dies of illness and old age at 6* *is mourned one entire morning* *is immediately replaced by an identical copy*
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Apr 28, 2019 07:46
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Flowers For Algeria posted:*dies of illness and old age at 6*
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Apr 28, 2019 08:01
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*Wishing I was a pit bull*
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Apr 28, 2019 08:07
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ilovebeersooomuch posted:*get nailed in the face point blank by a skunk* Do not dox my dog please
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Apr 28, 2019 15:39
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*gleefully romps around the yard in spring taking in all kinds of amazing smells* Life is amazing! *finds a clutch of newly born rabbits too little to run, seeing the sunlight for the first time* *ravenously devourers each one alive* Life is amazing!
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Apr 28, 2019 16:16
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Smiling Mandrill posted:Food! Eat all food! Food gone! Will there ever be food again? That's cats
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Apr 28, 2019 16:23
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*Dreams all year about mid-summer cookouts where there are plenty of people not maintaining positive control of their hot-dog plates. *Never remembers about the barfing, diarrhea, and hellish farts that follow eating 2 days worth of human food in an hour. *Wants more and gets more from naive guests. *All bets are off when the master forgets about leaving me unattended in the backyard with the coffee can full of collected grill grease under the grill.
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Apr 28, 2019 16:45
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https://twitter.com/prettyuglyart/status/1122532889835524099?s=21
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Apr 28, 2019 17:09
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Apr 28, 2019 17:21
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*My hooman is sad today, he lost his smile. That’s ok, I know how to retrieve*
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Apr 28, 2019 17:31
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https://i.imgur.com/SjVQUW0.mp4 itt you're a human
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Apr 28, 2019 18:44
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Do people not know the difference between a Labrador and a golden retriever?
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Apr 28, 2019 20:13
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CaptainSarcastic posted:Do people not know the difference between a Labrador and a golden retriever? "How can people not know the difference between different types of White people. I'm Scotts-Cornish not Saxxon-Welsh."
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Apr 28, 2019 22:19
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redm posted:pants while slightly bobbing head
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Apr 28, 2019 22:29
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Ape Fist posted:"How can people not know the difference between different types of White people. I'm Scotts-Cornish not Saxxon-Welsh." I am deeply offended that you would compare a noble species like the dog to white people.
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Apr 28, 2019 22:30
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CaptainSarcastic posted:I am deeply offended that you would compare a noble species like the dog to white people. dogs are tools of white supremacy
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Apr 28, 2019 23:20
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carry on then posted:dogs are tools of white supremacy White people are tools of dogs supremacy
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Apr 29, 2019 00:59
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*4th of July* *sees cantaloupe on counter* *knocks it to the ground, shatters into hundred pieces* *inhales cantaloupe, rind and all in 6.9 seconds* based on a true story
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Burt Sexual posted:E only black labs #BlackLabsMatter. *Gets job as Guide Dog, brought to huge children's birthday party with a pool.* *Slips off quietly and composed indoors, while human naps on sun lounger. Dials sponsor, sweating, pacing with birthday girl on back like tiny jockey.*
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Apr 29, 2019 01:43
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smoothly transitions from making GBS threads tinsel to making GBS threads Easter grass
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Apr 29, 2019 01:49
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The Bananana posted:That's cats My big rear end tomcat will pick at a bowl of dry cat food all day, he'll eat five pieces take a nap then repeat. Every big dog I've ever owned will eat everything as fast as possible, and leave nothing. Cats do tend to believe that everything smaller than them is food though.
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Arthritic, blind, my nose has taken over as the sole sense for finding food, I break into the garage again and eat the KFC sweet potato fries someone hid up high, leaving only a small shred of cardboard and saliva as evidence I slink out contemplating whether or not jumping off the roof is a good idea again, it sure was fun the first time.
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Apr 29, 2019 04:30
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CaptainSarcastic posted:Do people not know the difference between a Labrador and a golden retriever? Goldens retrievers are just long haired yellow labs, change my mind
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Apr 29, 2019 04:42
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Away all Goats posted:Goldens retrievers are just long haired yellow labs, change my mind Goldens are Scottish, Labs are English. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Golden_Retriever#Origins_and_history https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Labrador_Retriever
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r u ready to WALK posted:https://i.imgur.com/SjVQUW0.mp4 i wonder how many times it was beaten when it hosed up that trick. Dapper_Swindler fucked around with this message at 05:38 on Apr 29, 2019 |
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Apr 29, 2019 05:32
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THANKS FOR THROWING THIS BLANKET ON MY HEAD NOW I CANT GET OUT gently caress THATS A WALL
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Apr 29, 2019 05:47
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Dapper_Swindler posted:i wonder how many times it was beaten when it hosed up that trick. Making dogs walk like that is super bad for them too 
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Apr 29, 2019 05:52
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Friend? FRIEND!!!!!!!!!
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Fister Roboto posted:Making dogs walk like that is super bad for them too i don't have a dog and never think i'll get one, but i get the impression that everything is bad for a dog
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Tankakern posted:i don't have a dog and never think i'll get one, but i get the impression that everything is bad for a dog No you're thinking of horses
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